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My Ode to the Cock


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I have cock on my mind, constantly it seems, so I decided to conduct a little research on the derivation, loosely connected to my Phd. I found this explanation:

 

The world of romance fiction was flushed this week as it turned out that the word “cocky” had been trademarked. Faleena Hopkins, whose oeuvre includes Cocky Cowboy, Cocky Biker, and Cocky Soldier, wrote to rivals demanding that they retitle their own novels containing the word “cocky”. The genre guild, Romance Writers of America, is consulting its lawyers. Meanwhile, is such use of “cocky” just a silly double entendre?

A cock, of course, is a male hen, as well as a night watchman, part of a gun, the gnomon of a sundial, or “a spout or short pipe serving as a channel for passing liquids through”, according to the OED, which gently suggests that last sense as giving rise to the word’s common use for the male member. “Oh man what art thou? when thy cock is up?” asks a character in Nathan Field’s 1618 comedy Amends for Ladies.

 

But the adjective “cocky” had already been first used to mean “lecherous” 69 years previously; it only began to mean vain or conceited (strutting like a cock) in the late 18th century. “Cocky”, then, does originally have sexual implications, and so is a perfectly respectable description of Hopkins’s cast of cock-toting Casanovas.

 

Interesting, isn’t it? I’ve even heard someone of arrogance called, ‘A Cocky Cunt’, not too far removed from the notion of cock in cunt. I was brought up on ‘Willy’, though my friends parents were fond of ‘Tail’, Cock came much later, when we began to giggle over swear words, or encountered them, and accompanying drawings in lavatories. I can count on one hand the number of times that I have been ‘flashed’ at, and each time the cock was in a flaccid state, and to this day I wonder why men do such a thing. With friends we felt at ease describing the exhibitionist as ‘getting his cock out’, hanging limply from his flies. Usually they were shielded by the ubiquitous dirty mac, hence the dirty mac brigade. I was at the tender age of eleven when it first happened to me and two friends in a local park. The last time was about 10 years ago. We were sat overlooking a beach in Devon, and my friend noticed a bearded hippy type adjacent to us, gazing at a family with a young girl who was slipping into a one-piece bathing costume. He was masturbating, and watching, intermittently pausing to sniff his fingers as he continued to rub between his legs. Not strictly a direct flash, as such more a discreet voyeur. We reported him to the beach attendants.

 

Circumcision fascinated me, my brother was uncut, but his friends Adrian and Keith were circumcised. I did not know the religious context for circumcision back then, neither of the boys had a Jewish faith. When bored, as kids we seemed to gravitate towards derelict sites, places with car wrecks, parks etc. The first time I saw Keith’s appendage, so well endowed for a young lad, I thought, was when he unleashed it to pee up the side of brick wall. His main goal was to get the stream as high as possible, spraying it around as he made wet patterns that finished up looking like an impromptu Rorschach test. Sandra and I gazed on intently, and we felt that Keith should have had a round of applause, such was the height and longevity of his micturition.

 

Adrian was simply ‘dirty’ as put it back then, he had his cock out on many occasion, he swung it around in it’s flaccid state, but his most devious act occurred in a car wreck when he stuck it through a hole in the roof and urinated on us from above. It was impossible to look up, such was the shock of it all. Vivid recollections of the burnt almond smell, the warmth and steam, (it was a late Winter’s day). Our clothing got a good soaking, and he thought it was hilarious, my brother too, who stood outside watching as it run down our hair. Luckily, my parents were out shopping, but I did wonder how on earth we could use an excuse to say that we had to change our clothes. Adrian was later arrested for making obscene phone-calls to a neighbour.

 

‘Cock’, cock cock…I love the word, so direct, clipped; “Stick your cock in me..” so rude, so obscene. I see them everywhere now, through the prism of my various screens. I watch women surrounded by them, anonymous men biding their time to ejaculate into the whore mouths. Wanking in the sidelines, making sure their Viagra is working. I see them protruding beneath pot bellies, and hard bodies. I see them glistening with lubrication and grease. I see them circumcised, or shielded by flesh, I see them winking, the tiny pee hole resembling a micro-cunt. I see the secreted liquids, the end to end money shots, sperm, silvery pre-cum, urine. I see them sliding in and out of cunts and anuses, stretching, probing, shunting, pulling, pushing. I see them find their own secretions from wet-ready females. My own ode to the lovely ‘COCK’.  

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Nice piece of writing GreedyNeedy

And a very good last paragraph I have not read such an ode to what us fellas are carrying around in our pants Hehe! 

..... I see them winking, the tiny pee hole resembling a micro-cunt....

My favorite sentence this one 

My male member has never felt so honored (makes me wanna attach a pic of mine and add to this gallery  lol) 

Thank you GreedyNeedy  x  

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I was reading this from my tablet, I am away for work

the last part compelled me to stop, take a look around, and my head was light

I used an excusation and reached for a toilet, thank the Gods it wasn't dirty and had chances to put my purse on a little hangcoat

I had to finger myself, it was incredibly quick, wet and almost violent, I pitched my clit beside massaging it

 

then I had to get back to the meeting, I couldn't wite immediately

it's incredible what you wrote, the last part is Amazing, the most visceral thing I ever read

 

your attitude to sex is quite like mine, almost a horror-vacui that tends to live the physical parts of the body like a miniature in sculpting

it was Amazing, inhuman, thank you Greedy, thank you

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7 minutes ago, spywareonya said:

I was reading this from my tablet, I am away for work

the last part compelled me to stop, take a look around, and my head was light

I used an excusation and reached for a toilet, thank the Gods it wasn't dirty and had chances to put my purse on a little hangcoat

I had to finger myself, it was incredibly quick, wet and almost violent, I pitched my clit beside massaging it

 

then I had to get back to the meeting, I couldn't wite immediately

it's incredible what you wrote, the last part is Amazing, the most visceral thing I ever read

 

your attitude to sex is quite like mine, almost a horror-vacui that tends to live the physical parts of the body like a miniature in sculpting

it was Amazing, inhuman, thank you Greedy, thank you

Very nice Spywareonya

I must confess I have slipped my cock out for a quick rub too and my pee hole is defiantly winking at what Greedy has written 

Marvelous x

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6 minutes ago, cheekyfe11a said:

Very nice Spywareonya

I must confess I have slipped my cock out for a quick rub too and my pee hole is defiantly winking at what Greedy has written 

Marvelous x

she's Paramount, Greedy is incredible

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