Two Martinis

[Mitzdkat 62]

My wife and I got into watersports about two years ago.  Actually, I was already into them in terms of desire (from way back in childhood) but, two years ago, my wife agreed to pee on me and the rest, as they say, is history.  Until recently, in fact, she did not seem to actually be all that turned on by giving me a golden shower.  There was only the slightest indication of her fascination with my obsession that seemed to reveal a proclivity towards giving them.  She seemed to like to watch her stream hit me in face or chest or gush into my mouth.  However, all this time she refused to allow me to touch her vagina when she was peeing and if I try to, she stops.  I begged her to let me eat her out as she peed but she just would not have it.

Too make matters worse (OK, not really worse but certainly more frustrating), my wife has a huge bladder and a massive stream.  She gushes out a liter or so when she pees on me and can easily do it less than thirty seconds.  Prior to doing this she chugs down a full bottle of lemon-lime seltzer water (my favorite for recycling) to produce a nearly clear stream that tastes just like warm rain water.  Her stream tends to spray wide too so she usually winds up soaking two large towels (in addition to me).

My wife always gets kind of wild when she drinks and it usually doesn’t take too much to get her there either.  This one night we came home from a particularly stressful day.  I make a mean martini and for some reason we started drinking them on an empty stomach.  Now I weigh about 250 pounds and can put away quite a bit of booze if the mood strikes me but my wife is substantially smaller and these two martinis were enough to put her into high orbit.  She was acting like she needed some good hard fucking when we finished our drinks but I didn’t realize that she had drank a large amount of seltzer water as well.  Now normally, I have to initiate sex, be it a seven course meal or a quickie (with or without pee), however, this time she leaned over and said (in a slightly slurred voice) “I really have to go, do you want me to pee on you?”  Needless to say, she didn’t have to ask twice and I promptly dragged her upstairs.

 

I don’t know about you but I always piss more when I’m drunk.  First off, your bladder doesn’t even register with the brain that it’s full until it’s really full.  Also by then your really desperate to go because by then, your bladders already swollen beyond its normal capacity (which you didn’t feel because your so drunk) and its well on the way to incapacitating.

 

How’d you like it?  She asked me.  At that point I decided to go for it.  I mean the worst she would do was to say no and just piss on my from afar as “normal”.

“I want you to squat on my face and give me a hand job at the same time.”

“OK, I’ll try but I can’t guarantee that anything will come out.” She replied.

We wound up settling for a 69 position and she started sucking my cock.  In the meantime her pussy hovered over my face.

 

The first time my wife pissed on me I was shocked at the power of her stream.  Whenever I had listened to her pee on the toilet before then she always sounded like a dribbler but that first time it was almost a stinging stream.

 

As I lay there, she started to pee hard and due to my position it all just when straight into my mouth.  Now I can chug beer and other drinks with the best of them but I couldn’t keep up with this and soon I was almost drowning in pee.  Fortunately, I decided to lean forward and attempt to eat her out as she peed.  The second I started doing this she started screaming “Oh my God! I’m coming, I’m coming!!)   The pee was still gushing out and we continued this for what felt like a full minute with my wife going absolutely crazy.  The pee dribbled to a stop but I still hadn’t come yet.  In fact, she was purposely holding back on her side and wouldn’t let me come.  “Hey, I’m not done yet!” I complained.  “Shut up and fuck me.” Was her reply and at that she jumped off me, turned around and sat on my cock, all the while I was sloshing around in her huge puddle.  She came several more times while I pounded her and finally I let loose.  I just lay there for awhile

 

I haven’t been able to get her to repeat the incident even though I’ve tried several times.  Of course, I always keep martini fixings close by, just in case.

[spywareonya 37,961]

Arousing, man, very arousing. Welcome to this forum! I am sincerely amazed by how powerful your woman' stream can be. It could be quite erotic for you to have her pee on something, like someone's flowerpot or something like that, but from a distance, you know? Like a fountain...

By the way, I'm heterosexual at 101% but I respect and admire discipline so... 250 pounds? Bodybuilding?

[Mitzdkat 62]

Sorry man, I wish I could claim to have a body builders physique, I do lift and I might look ripped if I got down to 200 or so but not now.   

[PissDude 479]

That's awesome! I haven't been able to bring this up to my wife yet.