How to mimic a pissing woman

[steve25805 121,446]

I just thought I`d share something I occasionally do. Before getting into the bath I sometimes pierce a peehole-sized hole near the bottom of a plastic bottle. When in the bath I allow the bottle to fill with warm bathwater, then hold the bottle aloft above me with one hand so that the warm water gushes out of the peehole-sized hole to cascade over me. I close my eyes and imagine that this is a sexy woman pissing on me,and masturbate with my other hand.

I feel that if you can't get the real thing, by all means improvise to mimic the desired effect as accurately as possible, if only to aid masturbation. And let imagination do the rest.

[PissOnMyParade 436]

I have to give you kudos for your creativity, but I don't think anything can compare to the real thing. Each to their own though, it clearly makes you happy.:)