Biggest mess you've ever made?

[MochiHeart 0]

I don't have a fun response to this question 😕 But mine is, I tried peeing on a book but I peed waayyy too much and I'm not one that can control her pee very well so it ended up getting it all over the carpet. Not great. Nobody watches me so it was annoying because I basically did it for no reason 

[Mickster 16]

Haha did that too! Pissed all over a magazine and it got everywhere lol😇

[nutinfancy 585]

I decided to wet the bed one night, I was only going to pee a little,  but once I started I could stop!

Soaked the bed ! I didn't mind I went back to sleep,  but when my wife woke up and was wet and asked if I pissed in the bed and there was no denying it! Then she stripped the bed and told me if I did it again she'd beat me!!

 

[glad1 2,835]

The biggest mess I ever made involved more than pee. 🙄

I was driving for a few hours and noticed my bladder was getting very uncomfortable. I ignored it for a while as I was trying to make good time. But, when it became too painful, I knew I had to find a place to stop. And soon!

A few minutes Iater, I saw a sigh ahead that said, "Rest Area 2 Miles." I couldn't believe my good fortune. But, when I pulled in, I saw that it had no facilities. No problem, since I'd much rather pee outdoors than use a toilet, as long as there was no one around whom I might offend. 

I stepped out of the car, my hand already on my crotch, and was ready to take the biggest piss I had in quite some time. In less than ten steps, I went from desperate to it wants out now! So, I stopped, pulled my manhood out and peed, strongly for 15 seconds, 20, 25... and I felt nowhere near done. But, it seemed the fullness wasn't just in  my bladder, what often happens when I hold too long is that my gut wants to empty out as well.

Here I was standing and now I'm going to need to pull my pants down and squat. Not so easy when I'm still peeing, but I managed get a good grip on my shaft while I dropped trou. My ass now less than a foot from the ground, I relaxed both sphincters. Actually, I gave a little (okay, maybe not so little) push.

I won't be so graphic, I'll just leave it to your imagination, but I left a good-sized pile. Not only that, but my bladder seemed to get a second wind, probably another half-minute of a solid stream, then a few more good spurts. Had I known I was going to be doing this, I'd have wanted to have dug a hole. Instead, if someone were looking out about 20 feet from the parking spaces, they'd be in for the sight of a mountain and small lake that they probably wish they could unsee.

[Horse_water 638]

I'm going to include a story that is a team effort that I was the instigator of.  Me and some guys who lived in the same apartment complex where having beers smoking hookah etc and were on our way out for the evening. To leave we had to walk though an outdoor stairwell. It was not abnormal for us to piss there from time to time but on this night I starting things off by letting out a big stream as the other guys were walking out the door behind me. Almost like we had planned it  the two other guys posted up next to me on either side and joined in. All three of us together completely covered the wall the floor with what must have been close to a gallon of piss. You could not walk though the place without stepping in it. Fast forward a few hours and we are on our way back in and things have dried out a little bit but it is still a complete mess and we went at round two. This time we were even more desperate and filled up and we must have pissed for almost two minutes. The whole landing, and wall were covered and it was running down the last few stairs.  honestly one of my favorite memories and something I can only hope to surpass.