Fictional Experiences Thread Page 5 - Conclusion

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The 5th and final page of my fictional experiences thread. Link to fourth page at bottom.

 

Experiences

 

Urine2Deep posted Topic:

Give a short summary of your hottest pee tales or sightings!

 

FacelessJack replied:

I discovered a woman peed in a movie theater seat. I went to see BeetleJuice on a slow day back in September. After I got my ticket, was standing in concessions for popcorn, there was a 40ish couple in front of me. The woman had on a short, blue floral mini dress and heels. She was blonde with glasses, rather thin but had very well-shaped sexy calves, the kind that are hard not to look at and admire. They bought their stuff and left. When I went in to the movie to my seat, there they were in the same row a few seats down. There weren't many people, maybe 8-10. I noticed it definitely looked like she had her bare ass on the seat, given how short her dress was. About halfway through the movie, she got up and walked past me, I assume for the restroom, but the best part is as she passed, I could smell pussy in the draft behind her, right in front of me. What a nice surprise that was. When she came back, I could smell it again as she passed and it was stronger. As she sat back down, the screen was bright enough at that moment, I saw she wasn't wearing underwear. A few times I subtle glanced over and toward the end, she seemed to be fidgeting. I figured she was cold. After the movie, they left before I did, the few others were gone too, so I was the only one. Curiosity had me, so I went over to her seat, and noticed it was wet. The seats are cloth in the middle but leather at the sides and there was something pooled in the creases of the leather. I touched it and my finger had a pee smell on it. I looked underneath and there was a puddle, with a slow drip to the floor from the seat cushion.

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i_LuvemWet replied:

A few years ago my buddy Dan asked me to come over and work on his truck. On my way over, he'd gotten arrested and taken to jail for getting into another fight with his girlfriend, which I had no clue happened again. She's the hot and crazy type and he's addicted to her. I got there and knocked, no answer, figured he got a ride somewhere and would be back soon so I just went out back to his truck and started working underneath, looking for oil leaks. Then I hear his girlfriend and her friend pull up in her car out front, blasting music like usual. I heard “fuck him, that's what he gets” Seemed odd, like she was happy about it. Something told me don't make myself known just yet. I stayed under the truck and soon her and the friend came out to the yard, laughing about it. Turned out the girlfriend hit herself in the bathroom a few times and called the police on Dan, claiming abuse to get him taken away for cheating on her. They walked closer and stood talking more, they were drunk. I'm laying still, they had no clue I was there. I could see their feet by the front bumper, up to knee level, both wearing flip flops. Eventually the friend said she had to piss, then just squat down where she stood, on the arches of her feet. I'm staring at her shaved pussy a few feet ahead while piss shot out in a thick gush. There wasn't much grass in that part of the yard so I could see her puddle running toward me and soaking into the dirt. It got pretty close, enough I could smell it and it was nauseating. But the visual was hot, never thought I'd see that girl's pussy. It was smooth and puffy, looked very appetizing.

She finished and stood up. Then Dan's girlfriend walked around to the drivers side and opened the door. She climbed in and the friend started laughing louder. She screamed “Fuckin cheat on me motherfucker!!” just screaming like crazy. The truck was swaying a bit while she was inside, then she went to get out and fell to the ground with her shorts at her ankles, piss down her leg. They laughed more. I was almost caught but she had her back to me. Her friend helped her up and they went back inside. I didn't know what to do but lay there longer. Soon they left and were so drunk they still didn't notice my car parked up the street. I came out and looked in the truck and sure enough, she pissed all over it, the steering wheel, all along the dash under the windshield, vents, radio, gearshift, seats. Everything was wet. I tried telling the police she lied, but without proof they refused to release him or put it in the report and he spent the night behind bars, only for her to drop the charges the next day.

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Vakarian Garrus replied:

I do maintenance at an office building. They hired a new director to run the place recently, mid 40s, long brown hair, stacked, thick legs, nice curvy hips. She visited to tour the place before her first day. I was clearing things from the storage room on the underground level. Around the corner, there is a ramp that leads back up to ground level that I use for convenience. On my way back down to start vacuuming the carpet, I heard someone showing her around and she asked if there was a restroom close by.

I was coming down the ramp just about to turn the corner. The employee she was talking with left and she hurried to the small restroom to my right on the other side of the wall. I heard her heels as she got into position, then a booming loud stream. She let out a fart that banged loud inside the bowl. The peeing went on for a while, and got stronger with a massive gushing sound like her urethra doubled in size. That second part was probably less than 5 seconds but it sounded like a fire hydrant was opened. All was silent for a moment, hen the sound of her heels again, the door swung open and she left without flushing. I was already excited just hearing her but when she left like that, my blood got warm. I peaked around the corner and saw her sexy ass and calves in her mid-thigh business skirt as she headed back up the stairs to the office floor.

The restroom smelled of perfume, seat was warm so I knew she sat down. Inside the back of the bowl it was dotted with a few little brown spots from her lethal fart. The water was gold, a ring of foam around the center. The tissue she used was laying against the side, still soaking into the water. Standing directly over the toilet, the smell of pussy and piss lingered. One inhale was more of pee, the next was more pussy like. Just before I left was when I saw the best of what she left behind, in the trash beside the sink. It was her underwear. I almost missed it, as it was the only thing in the bag and laying way down on the bottom, but it was a white thong, super thin. I picked it up, it was still warm, with a huge yellow stain on the front. She'd pissed herself and didn't want to wear it anymore I assume. So...I took a whiff of course. Obviously the front smelled like pee. The string on the rear had a slight brown stain and such potent sour ass it made my sinuses spasm. I admit I kept the thong, judge me I don't care. Met her later that day and shook her hand. If only she knew.

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SheSo Bella_97 replied:

I have two that I can't decide on so here's both. I've made two coworkers volunteer for my pee. One was for our Christmas gift exchange in the office last year. Everyone draws a name from a hat, then we buy a small gift for them. There's about 16 of us. I happened to pick “Deb” an older lady close to retirement. She mostly works from home but she's always been cold to me from my first day, several of the women have, actually. I've always had trouble making friends with other girls since childhood so I'm not very social. Whatever, I didn't put much thought into her gift and ordered a snuggie blanket since Amazon had them on sale at discount. It arrived early, so I bagged it with tissue paper and it sat waiting for days. Well the day before the gift exchange, I got sick of her passive aggressive bullshit. At home that night I took her snuggie out of the box and plastic wrap, laid it out, and stood over it. I took my time moving around and pissed everywhere on it. Was careful rewrapping it and put it back in the box. Next day handed it to her. She loved it, actually wears it in the office and every time I see her, I'm laughing inside that she's literally wearing my piss at work.

The other one was in August. Another coworker was working from home while he recovered from a surgery. Supervisor asked if I could drop some files off at his place since it was on my way. I agreed, took the files with me and stopped at his house after work. I came in and put them on his kitchen table, and asked to use his bathroom since I had to go pretty bad by then. It was on the 2nd floor. Nice little bathroom, well kept, smelled good. I wasn't wearing underwear that day so I lifted my dress and was seated in no time. I was glad the bathroom was far away from him because I really burst open pretty loud. A good while into it, I was looking around, just waiting to finish. I noticed on the sink beside the toilet, his toothbrush in a cup. I don't know why, but without thinking I just grabbed it. I leaned back to make an opening between my legs and held the toothbrush in my stream, soaked the bristles. Then of course the splash against it sprayed some pee under the seat in front of me. I adjusted, and kept peeing on the brush for a several seconds until my stream finally stopped. Then I just used it to wipe by literally brushing my pussy. It actually worked pretty well, and felt quite good!☺️ I put it back in the cup, flushed, said thanks and goodnight on my way out. Still can't believe I did that!

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Midnight Pee Train replied:

I once paid a woman for a session with wrestling, handjob and golden shower. She was on some dominatrix website back in 2011 when I contacted her. We agreed on details, and met in a hotel. I'm a smaller guy, 5'7” 147 pounds. She was a German native, 5'10” about 160 pounds, fit body, beautiful with long brown ponytail. She was trained in jiu-jitsu so I was really interested in how she'd use that. We met up and she was really nice, had a pleasant nature, intelligent, sexy accent and easy to talk to. She stripped down to bra and panties and her body was amazing to see just towering over me. I undressed to my underwear and we stared wrestling on the floor. She was in great shape but was even stronger than she looked. I tried my best to gain control over her but it was like trying to move a wall. A few times she was prone on top of me with my arms locked, pinning my legs under hers. We both laughed and it was thrilling, but for a moment, part of me felt the fear women often have of men. Her strength and stamina were scary, and jiu-jitsu is impossible to deal with as an untrained bum. I was powerless against her, but that was a new kind of sexy.

The wrestling play lasted about 15 minutes through several rounds, with her making me tap out every time to some painful holds she knew, until she got excited and took her underwear off. This wasn't what we agreed to but I was more than willing to follow her lead. I was on my back. She sat on my face in reverse, all I see is her back. Her asshole was right on my nose and I was so aroused I didn't care, especially when she started talking dirty to me in German. No clue what she was saying but it sounded sexy as fuck. I gave her pussy the best oral I could and she came really hard, I felt her whole body flexing during her orgasm. She stood over me beside my waist and told me to open my mouth. I could barely control my excitement. A few seconds later she put a heavy stream right on my face, I mean a thick power jet. I had to keep my eyes closed and head forward with my chin against my chest to literally avoid drowning. She moved closer and squat directly over my face. She was still gushing, I started to gag. I swallowed what I could, most of it just flooded back out of my mouth.

It was too wild for me to perceive time, but it seemed she went for a long time, longer than average I can say that much. I was wiping it from my eyes and blowing my lips dry, then she laid down beside me on my right, put her leg over mine and reached into my underwear. She started stroking me hard and speaking in German again. It didn't take long, I'd almost come on myself from her pissing. Only took her a few dozen strokes and I came so hard it fired over my head onto the bed behind us. Some got on my shoulder and chest. It almost felt too good. I'd never shot a load that far. The whole session with her was amazing. We cleaned up, showered together, talked a little more. She mentioned having drank 2 bottles of water before I arrived to make sure she could deliver. The session ended up lasting twice as long as I paid for and she didn't charge me extra. It was obvious she enjoyed it as well. Unfortunately I never saw her again, lost my job soon after and couldn't afford her. When I was working again, couldn't find her on the website anymore. Best experience of my life still.

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Silverhand-Reeves replied:

I live in Arizona, and was hiking in the Sedona mountains. There were two women off in the distance riding bikes, maybe 20 yards/meters away, not far. They stopped and I could see one crouch behind a tree and pull her shorts down. The other was standing beside her looking around. I was behind a rock so she didn't notice me. The first lady stood up, and the other one yanked her shorts down fast, then a huge messy cascade of piss rushed out of her. She didn't crouch, just squat by the tree and I could see everything, with piss coming out of her like a waterfall. She spent a good while standing there going, then pulled her shorts back up the instant her stream stopped, probably got some in her shorts. They looked down to where they peed laughed, then got back on their bikes and rode off. When they were gone, I made my way over. There was a ditch beside the tree that was visibly flooded. Then I got spooked when I noticed a little rattlesnake in the ditch starting to uncoil, covered in piss. That's what they were laughing about, realizing they'd just peed on it. I carried on with my hike, then was lucky enough to pass by them relaxing about a mile up the trail. They were standing beside their bikes talking. Both were hot, looked mid twenties, in great shape.

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Goose of Gander replied:

Not a personal experience but my first time seeing “real” porn in terms of female nudity was a DVD my uncle carelessly left in a pile of stuff he stored at our house once while he was moving. I got home from school one day, mom still at work and saw a set CD's in a case. Most were music, but one was a blank DVD, no label. I popped it in and well...hours of hidden cam footage from the women's room at his office, behind the toilet, a few inches below seat level at slight upward angle. He has a small accounting practice, four of his staff are female. Here's my favorites. His VP of Finance, middle-aged blonde with thick build, big chest, wide hips, loud and obnoxious, always dressed professional. She came in, no underwear under her tight skirt, hovered and pissed a big wide stream that split in two. She was fully shaved, had some big labia, symmetrical and neat looking. Her ass was wide but more flat, so her anus visible, a tight little pink hole. She wiped and washed her hands, primped herself in the mirror, fluffing hair and turning side to side looking at her body before leaving.

The accountant came in an hour later. 30ish, long brown curly hair, slim figure, cute plump ass in tight slacks and thong. She sat down so not much to see but damn she had probably the loudest hiss I've heard. She lasted 24 seconds before trickling to a stop, counting the timer in the corner of the screen. No wiping, just pulled her pants up, flushed and left, no hand washing.

A few hours later, one of his clients came in. She owns a local diner I've visited many times...and ended up working at one summer. She was around 50, attractive but weathered face from a lot of drugs in her past, but a tall lady with dark red hair and big dump-truck ass. She took her leggings and thong down fast, had a massive wild bush. She stood hovering and the stream this woman expelled was beyond belief. It looked like something from a urethra near the size of a soda can, and very yellowish. I remember feeling the expression on my face, and feeling an intense rush and chills all over as I watched. Her big meaty asshole was stretching out like it might pop, not like a prolapse but just loose. She went for about 12 seconds, then stood higher as if done, then another rush of piss shot out of her, straight back, completely missed the toilet. You could see splash go everywhere until she quickly squat lower again and the stream was back inside the toilet. She finished, then reached around and pushed her asshole back in with her index finger, pulled her thong up, wet pubes hanging out of one side, then pulled the leggings up. She turned and saw the mess and at least did a lazy wipe of the seat. She did wash her hands but barely, not at all adequate for where her finger had just been. That one really affected me, still rewatch it from time to time. When she interviewed me a year later, talking to her while knowing that about her was surreal to say the least.

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The Real Vicky replied:

Hi all! So I've been notified of a story someone wrote, about hearing me pee in a stall a few years back at a seminar I spoke at. For clarification, I'm Vicky VanCum, yes the ex-porn actress! I imagine many may not believe me. That's fine as I'm having my account closed after posting this, so please do not pm me. I made an account here just to add my perspective, then I won't be returning, but I'm on social media!

So in his account, he tells of hiding in a men's room stall and listening unbeknownst to me as I pissed in quite messy fashion, in the stall next to him.

Well, y'all ready for a secret? I knew someone was in the next stall! His shadow was visible moving around as I came in, but I had to piss so bad I didn't care, nor do I ever care if anyone hears me pissing. I'm an exhibitionist, so it was fun knowing I was in the wrong restroom, and so I let loose as normal. As he described, things got messy as my stream split and sprayed around. It was hot giving a little performance for whoever was listening. I intentionally left without flushing so he could see what I did, if he wanted. I also recall a guy stopping me in the hall for a picture right after, as I was leaving. I do wonder if he was my voyeur, but I just never thought about it again after I left. It was fun reading the story from his perspective. He ended it with seeing my piss everywhere, so again, not sure if the guy I met in the hall was him.

I'm glad his experience was so fun, and that he was a fan of my adult films. The stricture in my urethra that causes my piss to come out in crazy ways has gotten better, so it's not as bad these days. For what it's worth though, I still sometimes have the same messy streams, lol. I clean up after myself though, so someone else isn't left to deal with it (well, most of the time!)🤭

Reading some of these, I just may have a new kink to explore! Hmmm...

Well anyway, bye now and take care! Follow me on X and Instagram. Love and kisses!!! 😘😘😘

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Brutus Beefcakes (Moderator) replied:

This thread is now closed to further replies. Thanks to all that posted, especially Vicky, and to all who enjoyed reading!

 

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Some thoughts I felt like sharing:

Thanks to all that read and enjoyed. The series unintentionally turned into quite a large project that took a full year, 31 stories total, the most ambitious thing I've done here. When I made the first page, I had no intentions to create 5, the page count at the bottom was just cosmetic to resemble a forum. But after the second one, I just felt I had something unique that deserved more effort. I tried to embody different people, user names they'd make, and their different writing/grammar styles. Some are enriched accounts of my actual experiences, others required hours of research, such as the doping control pee test on page 4. The hotel pee story from page 3 by Obi-Wan Kenopee was tough, just researching hotels with balconies and multiple floors so it could work. The call back to my Vicky VanCum story from several years ago was really fun to revive here and seemed perfect for ending the series with a bang. The point is, I enjoyed the creative and information gathering challenge this turned into and hope you all did as well. It now feels complete to me, having 5 entries.

While I'm commenting, someone asked me about my old Femulsio Eta stories from way back in my early days. For anyone interested, basically I wrote a 10 chapter reboot series a year ago focusing on Virgil, the four foot man working as a toilet stall aid for women in an oppressive female-dominant society, 1984 Orwell style. Problem is I ended up writing it into logical inconsistencies that also centered on the Covid era, which is now irrelevant. It just didn't work well enough, and requires extensive rewrites. I'm on the fence whether to tackle repairing it, or start a science fiction style series I've been mulling over, about an AI that creates peoples pee fantasies they can immerse themselves in. I'm not sure yet.

Edited November 17 by Brutus

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Thank you for writing this reddit post series. All of the stories are really fun to read and have a strong reddit quality to it, which is amazing! My favorite of part 5 is the one where the girls peed on a rattle snake. They are so brave!! Thanks for sharing. 

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I'd still be curious to read what you feel like sharing of your Femulsio Eta story if you're open to doing so.