Peeing sounds effects goldmine

[Kupar 13,341]

I was searching for a doorbell sound (don't ask) and found a lovely online resource of thousands of sound effects. Of course I had to have a quick look at what pee sounds they have ... and there are quite a few (though not the 47 pages that the search result might suggest!) Enjoy!

https://www.soundsnap.com/search/audio?query=pee

[Carb0nBased 647]

I must say, most of those just sound like pouring water into a bucket (and many of them probably ARE that). The main difference in the ones that are labeled "female" is that they are just more muffled, there isn't any hissing, stream moving around the bowl, etc. There are a few somewhat realistic ones with a dribbling stream that really do evoke peeing, like "Female urinating into toilet bowl, sequence, muted trickle" or "Urinating or peeing by a man in a toilet with dribbling, mid side."

By the end of the third page, it's things like people saying "Pee you!", and by the fifth page, some are downright nonsensical, like "Car peel out on gravel sweetener"--what in the world is THAT supposed to mean???

Edited August 17 by Carb0nBased