MIL Teases Horney Old Owl

[Great Horned Owl 572]

All,

As many of you I am a lucky man as I have a hot wife, SIL and MIL who pee like race horses. A very rare treat indeed.

MIL stepped over the proverbial line of appropriateness but I did not care however my bladder was not happy.

After 9 hours of sleep my bladder was very full and my cock semi erect as I was very full. SIL was at work and without realizing MIL was still crashed in the bedroom down the hall. I barely got to the toilet and started draining out my semi erect cock that was about 7 inches long. The piss started flowing out slowly and steadily into the toilet water for 20 seconds when my MIL walked into the bathroom to empty herself out. Immediately my flow stopped and my cock became totally erect at 9.5 inches and standing at attention. I tried to restart my stream to no avail sd MIL I'd standing by the door with her hand in her crotch. No such luck. She asked me if I was done and I said, "I guess so as no more piss is flowing out". She Immediately pushed me away from the toilet and started hissing and splattering on the porcelain with a moderate force after pulling down her white lace panties with her nicely trimmed bush visible.

I Immediately became even harder if that was possible reaching my maximum 10 inches as soon as she sat on the bowl. She said I guess "you are turned on by me peeing?" I played it down a bit but said "yes". After 26 seconds of splattering she reverted to a steady moderate tinkle with no hiss in the bowl while she started stroking my erect cock. After 8 nice strokes I said I am going to blow up if you keep doing that. She then took me in her mouth and I lost a full load in her mouth shooting deep into her throat while she kept tinkling in the bowl. It was quite a scene.

After I was done with cum dripping down her mouth an onto her neck and white nightie I felt her firm boobs all the while she continued to tinkle in the bowl. This woman has a broken faucet that is hard to shut off. I did not get a time on her flow but it had to be a good three minutes. Meanwhile my bladder was still full and I needed to piss. After 30 minutes to relax I invited her back into the bathroom so she could watch the rest of my flow. I was semi erect but was able to drain out another 45 seconds of piss slowly into the bowl. She was quite aroused and invited me to put my fingers inside if her. That lead to a huge orgasm on her part shortly thereafter.

We both laughed about the moment and agreed no yo share it with her daughters!

Horney Old Owl

[Brad Wallis 81]

Such an erotic experience!  She loves to be watched and listened to.  She knows you love it!  Girl had to GO by the sounds of it, too.  She takes so long.  I wonder if there’s some friendly mother-daughter competition going on there some mornings.

[Great Horned Owl 572]

All,

MIL this morning was very naughty. At about 7 am after a good 8 hours of sleep MIL stumbles into the bathroom with her surgically enhanced nipples/boobs poking through her pink nightie and very visible.

She was desperate as usual and held her pee all night. As soon as her butt hit the toilet she let out a very loud hissing/whistling pee of various ppitcher almost sounded like she was playing a musical instrument with her labia. While doing this I coughed briefly as I was wide awake in bed so I know she knew I was awake and she was aiming to please with her body and bladder. This hard hiss/whistle lasted 43 seconds after which she started a steady light tinkling flow into the bowl like she usually does. As happens often she stretches her arms over her head and sticks her chest out as her light stream drains into the bowl. I assume she is pressing to make sure all the urine comes out. At 2 minutes her light steady tinkling flow becomes all tinkling and she starts and stops her stream. At 3 minutes she is still doing the same thing. At 4 minutes she is still dribbling urine into the toilet with her leaky faucet. Finally at 4 minutes 16 seconds she stops and then wipes her vagina/labia very thoroughly. She promptly stands up flicks her panties off her foot. Strips her nightie off exposing her luscious breasts and smoking hot body and deliberately flaunting herself in front of my open bedroom door before jumping into the shower.

As the shower shuts off I finally get up to piss. With my cock half erect piss slowly starts flowing into the bowl, MIL exits the shower to dry herself off, fives me a friendly good morning while I smile back at her and staring at her body. Piss is still draining out slowly as she puts on her white lacy bra and panties on in front of me. She is staring down at my cock draining out. I managed to not get too aroused so my piss keeps draining while she puts on her white silk blouse and black pencil skirt. She made the comment that I had a very full bladder. I replied, "I do but am also horney which is making my piss drain out slowly". Finally at 2 minutes 56 seconds I am done. Now I get firmly erect as MIL continues to dress herself for work. She stated, "you appear excited". I exclaimed, "I am". Wife starts stirring and stumbles to the toilet for her very hard morning piss that just about breaks the porcelain with her stream while MIL leaves the dressing area and I head for the shower.

A very erotic morning indeed.

Horney Old Owl

 

[Brad Wallis 81]

What a lady! Not into guys peeing, but it sounds like you can give these girls a run for their money in terms of lengthy pees too, and she enjoyed the show!  What a fun game to play with them!  I top out at about a little over a minute max, and that’s when really bursting.  Couldn’t imagine going longer than that!

[Brad Wallis 81]

Just had a really desperate one for a minute thirty seconds.  Personal record maybe?  In any case I cannot compete with any of you!

[Great Horned Owl 572]

2 hours ago, Brad Wallis said:

Just had a really desperate one for a minute thirty seconds.  Personal record maybe?  In any case I cannot compete with any of you!

I am not a real big pisser usually but with my girls around and watching and peeing in front of me when I need to go I always have a semi erection. My piss comes out real slow as I am aroused so volume is probably a liter only. My girls are far superior to me in that and every category.

MIL just had a monster piss this evening when she came home from a dinner and shopping with girlfriends. She hates public toilets. She was wearing a black short tight skirt, pink silk blouse with black lace bra. The wife and SIL were upstairs so I got to get a nice look and listen to MIL. From the start she was all tinkling mixed with hissing in the bowl and lasted 4 minutes if including in stop and start tinkling from minute 3 on. She was very full and desperate. We had a very nice conversation and I even got to rub her breasts some as she was draining out. I was so fuckin horney.

I need to make a pass at the wife tonight so I can unload.

Horney Old Owl

[Brad Wallis 81]

I wonder why she hates public toilets.. maybe she just prefers to tinkle with you for all the attention she gets.

[Great Horned Owl 572]

All,

MIL continues to dazzle the world. She went on a diet 2 months ago and lost 10 pounds. She looks even more amazing than before. She bought a new outfit as was recently promoted to the VP level in Sales. I am not sure how long she is going to remain single as has been casually dating a man. She is a knockout at age 55 so I am not surprised.

MIL wore a silky white long sleeve blouse with ruffle, dark blue blazer and tight pencil skirt. Hair and makeup were perfect with choke necklace, bracelets, gold hoop earrings etc. A lot of bling to go with her hot body and full "C" cup bra with white lacy bra. She is now 5 7.130 so a bit more slender than before. She knows she is hot as she continues to flirt around a lot, even with me.

MIL left for work at 8 am and was home by 5 pm. She stated I have been out all day making sales calls and did not have time to use the bathroom. She also stated she has a huge bladder and can hold her urine all day like a camel, her phrase. Upon arrival at home she was desperate. SIL was still at work and wife was shopping with girlfriends so MIL had some alone time.

MIL bursts in the door and states, "I am going to explode if I don't empty my bladder." My heart began racing and my cock immediately stood at attention. Usually when she is desperate I would expect a quick hard splat then lots of tinkling. This time was different. She abruptly pulled her pink lace panties down and started lightly tinkling in the bowl with minimal hissing and no splattering. And she kept tinkling with no interruptions in her stream, and continued to just tinkle all the while talking to me and unzipping my pants. She was performing at the highest level. At 2 minutes in my cock was in her mouth ready to blow up but I did not want to interrupt her tinkling so held on. She was sucking lightly at 3 minutes while continuing to have a steady tinkle in the bowl without interruption when I exploded in her mouth and soaked her blouse. Even after this orgasm she was still tinkling but more off and on versus hr continous tinkle. At 4 minutes 12 seconds she finally stopped. After a quick wipe she let me pick her genitals until she blew up in my mouth 25 seconds later. Now we had a real mess to clean up.

MIL undressed in front of me like she usually does and she just looked stunning. I loved watching her unsnap her bra and just have her panties on while she pranced around getting ready for her run but she had to clean up our mess first. If she gets a boyfriend I will sure miss her.

Horney Old Owl

[Alfresco 11,627]

That was a hot experience.   If she gets a boyfriend she might still indulge you because (a) she obviously doesn’t have a problem with doing things with you whilst you are in a relationship - with her daughter no less and (b) the boyfriend might not have the same interest in pee, so she might enjoy to still make you happy with her peeing.   I guess the downside would be if she moved out to go and live with a guy.

[Great Horned Owl 572]

15 hours ago, Alfresco said:

That was a hot experience.   If she gets a boyfriend she might still indulge you because (a) she obviously doesn’t have a problem with doing things with you whilst you are in a relationship - with her daughter no less and (b) the boyfriend might not have the same interest in pee, so she might enjoy to still make you happy with her peeing.   I guess the downside would be if she moved out to go and live with a guy.

MIL will be around per her report as her daughters live here. MIL does not officially live here she just stays over quite a bit so does not have to drink and drive and my house is closer to her work. She is hot and heavy for this guy and things are very new. However, she is close to me and her daughters. In fact, she came over here after work lady Friday just to empty her bladder as she was in agony and could not make it home without wetting her panties. A very nice woman indeed.

[Great Horned Owl 572]

All,

Here is another story on my sexy MIL. Last Friday she called me at 4:30 pm and asked me if she can use my bathroom before heading out for drinks with her girlfriends. She said her bladder was very full and did not want to use the work or bar toilet. Of course, I said "yes". I think she makes these "bathroom requests" because she knows it turns me on as well it does for her.

She arrived at 5 pm and stated I had not peed since 10 am. Immediately I got very aroused. She pranced in with a tight shoet black skirt and blazer with a white tight sleeveless low cut blouse with ruffle down the middle. Upon entering she dumped her blazer on my banister and pranced to the toilet in her three inch heels and abruptly pulled her white lacy panties down and let out a loud whistling piss that was splattering on the edge of the toilet water. I mean this was the loudest whistle I have ever heard from any woman!! This hard whistling lasted 26 seconds before becoming softer and quieter for another 15 seconds. Afterwards her whistling piss morphed into her standard moderate tinkling in the toilet water. At this point with some of the pressure relieved on her very full bladder she started unzipping my pants and promptly took out my very erect penis.

It turns out not only did the MIL have a very full bladder but she had a very full white lacy bra as well. Nothing new for me as I have seen her dress up with tight outfits before. Once the "lizard" was out of my trousers I started unbuttoning her blouse and feeling her firm boobs.

Meanwhile her tinkling continued at the two and three minute mark only becoming slightly slower and a bit more stopping and starting as well. By the time she was dribbling into the bowl at three minutes 36 seconds I had already taken her bra off and unloaded a wad of cum on her neck and down her breasts.

It was a great relief to release my load as I had not had sex in 24 hours. The MIL had some cleanup to do before pulling up her panties and getting dressed again for her outing. This quick "bathroom visit" lasted less than 10 minutes and she was off to the bar. It was quite obvious she enjoys are brief interludes as much as I do. I am one horney owl.

Horney Old Owl

 

[Great Horned Owl 572]

All,

Good news. My MIL broke up with her new boyfriend because all he wanted to do was drink and be fat. MIL is a very active, trim and vibrant 56 year old woman who wants more.

MIL called at 5 pm and said she just finished her last real estate closing and that her bladder was going to explode. She desperately asked if she could use my toilet to drain out. I said, "sure" but you better get here because the wife shows up at 6 pm unless she hits the gym first. SIL was on a trip so no worries about her. Now that the table was set I double checked on when the wife thought she would be home. She said, "around 6:15 pm and I am going to have to piss really hard as the toilet at work is filthy." Immediately, I got very horney. I have two hot women who are going to piss for me!

Back to the MIL. She arrives at 5:33 pm all dressed up in a slinky tight sleeveless low cut navy blue dress with three inch heels, lots of bling with a choke necklace, multiple bracelets and plenty of cleavage. Over the summer she has lost 15 pounds so she looks really stunning now. My best guess is 5.7.125. She dumps her brief case in the entry and grabs my hand to escort her to the bathroom. She invited me to pull her panties down. She said, "faster, I am going to let loose"  Immediately after pulling her white lace panties she let out a very loud whistling hissing piss that splattered hard on the edge of the porcelain meanwhile she exclaimed, "finally, I could not hold that a minute longer". This hard forceful piss abruptly shut off 33 seconds later and then restarted with a steady tinkling moderate flow in the water meanwhile she started unzipping my trousers and pulled my pants down so she could reach in and grab me. After tinkling for a minute and still going strong she put my horn in her mouth and started sucking and stroking intensely. Still tinkling moderately in the toilet for a full 3 minutes I explode in her mouth and drenched her nice blue dress with hot cum. She asked if that felt good. I said, "absolutely".

Finally after 3 minutes and 44 seconds of hissing, whistling, tinkling and dribbling she stopped and asked if I would pick her dry. I complied and then stuck my tongue in her clitoris as well and she blew a thick wad of cum in my mouth while shrieking loudly when she climaxed. Afterwards we cleaned up the toilet and floor and her dress and she gave me a juicy good bye kiss. Upon her departure I furthered cleaned the bathroom to removed all of the "evidence" so I would not be busted. Wife comes home 30 minutes later and thanked me for cleaning up the bathroom. I said, "no problem". She promptly exploded her hard flow straight in the bowl and this Owl was horney again.

Horney Old Owl