MIL Teases Horney Old Owl

[Great Horned Owl 420]

All,

MIL this morning was very naughty. At about 7 am after a good 8 hours of sleep MIL stumbles into the bathroom with her surgically enhanced nipples/boobs poking through her pink nightie and very visible.

She was desperate as usual and held her pee all night. As soon as her butt hit the toilet she let out a very loud hissing/whistling pee of various ppitcher almost sounded like she was playing a musical instrument with her labia. While doing this I coughed briefly as I was wide awake in bed so I know she knew I was awake and she was aiming to please with her body and bladder. This hard hiss/whistle lasted 43 seconds after which she started a steady light tinkling flow into the bowl like she usually does. As happens often she stretches her arms over her head and sticks her chest out as her light stream drains into the bowl. I assume she is pressing to make sure all the urine comes out. At 2 minutes her light steady tinkling flow becomes all tinkling and she starts and stops her stream. At 3 minutes she is still doing the same thing. At 4 minutes she is still dribbling urine into the toilet with her leaky faucet. Finally at 4 minutes 16 seconds she stops and then wipes her vagina/labia very thoroughly. She promptly stands up flicks her panties off her foot. Strips her nightie off exposing her luscious breasts and smoking hot body and deliberately flaunting herself in front of my open bedroom door before jumping into the shower.

As the shower shuts off I finally get up to piss. With my cock half erect piss slowly starts flowing into the bowl, MIL exits the shower to dry herself off, fives me a friendly good morning while I smile back at her and staring at her body. Piss is still draining out slowly as she puts on her white lacy bra and panties on in front of me. She is staring down at my cock draining out. I managed to not get too aroused so my piss keeps draining while she puts on her white silk blouse and black pencil skirt. She made the comment that I had a very full bladder. I replied, "I do but am also horney which is making my piss drain out slowly". Finally at 2 minutes 56 seconds I am done. Now I get firmly erect as MIL continues to dress herself for work. She stated, "you appear excited". I exclaimed, "I am". Wife starts stirring and stumbles to the toilet for her very hard morning piss that just about breaks the porcelain with her stream while MIL leaves the dressing area and I head for the shower.

A very erotic morning indeed.

Horney Old Owl

 

[Brad Wallis 60]

What a lady! Not into guys peeing, but it sounds like you can give these girls a run for their money in terms of lengthy pees too, and she enjoyed the show!  What a fun game to play with them!  I top out at about a little over a minute max, and that’s when really bursting.  Couldn’t imagine going longer than that!

[Brad Wallis 60]

Just had a really desperate one for a minute thirty seconds.  Personal record maybe?  In any case I cannot compete with any of you!

[Great Horned Owl 420]

2 hours ago, Brad Wallis said:

Just had a really desperate one for a minute thirty seconds.  Personal record maybe?  In any case I cannot compete with any of you!

I am not a real big pisser usually but with my girls around and watching and peeing in front of me when I need to go I always have a semi erection. My piss comes out real slow as I am aroused so volume is probably a liter only. My girls are far superior to me in that and every category.

MIL just had a monster piss this evening when she came home from a dinner and shopping with girlfriends. She hates public toilets. She was wearing a black short tight skirt, pink silk blouse with black lace bra. The wife and SIL were upstairs so I got to get a nice look and listen to MIL. From the start she was all tinkling mixed with hissing in the bowl and lasted 4 minutes if including in stop and start tinkling from minute 3 on. She was very full and desperate. We had a very nice conversation and I even got to rub her breasts some as she was draining out. I was so fuckin horney.

I need to make a pass at the wife tonight so I can unload.

Horney Old Owl

[Brad Wallis 60]

I wonder why she hates public toilets.. maybe she just prefers to tinkle with you for all the attention she gets.