My first naughty outdoor pee (took two attempts)

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I’m not one to pee in risky places generally.  Inside I use the toilet, and outside, behind my shed or behind some trees where I can conceal myself adequately.

But right now, I’m taking care of my brother’s dog while he’s on a trip, and I took him outside in the front yard a little while to do his business.  It’s sunny and warm out right now, and I’m in shorts and flip flops, and no shirt.  I stayed outside for about 15-20 minutes with the dog to let him get some fresh air, when i realized I had to pee.  And having just been reading posts here, I thought to myself, hmm… I could get down on my knees to pet the dog as he was lying in the grass, stick my thing down my leg of my shorts and pee discreetly on the grass.

On the first attempt, I did just this.  I got on my hands and knees in my front yard with the dog, discreetly adjusted my “nozzle” out from my underwear and down my shorts leg so I could pee without wetting my shorts (tricky as I’m a grower rather than a shower), and started to go.  A few seconds later, my neighbor across the street arrived in her SUV so I had to abort.  I started acting like I was just petting the dog, who then got up and started moving around, so I just hung out following the dog, waiting for my neighbor to exit her car and enter the house.  If she noticed me at all she would have just thought I was watching the dog.

I repeated the process for the 2nd attempt.  Adjusting my “nozzle” was the riskiest part, that someone could possibly see what I was doing, but I found a position where I could pee without wetting my shorts, using the dog as cover.  I subtly released the rest of my bladder onto the grass, controlling the flow to avoid having a visible stream, then discreetly tucked my parts back in my shorts, got up, called the dog back into the house and now both of us have had our relief in the front yard.

Overall, a successful first naughty pee attempt, even if it did take a couple tries.

I don’t know what I’ll do when my brother returns and takes his dog. 🙂

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I peed on the back deck a little while ago.  Sitting on some steps connecting two levels of the deck, using the barbecue grill as cover, I aimed out one of my shorts legs and left a puddle on the deck.

Less risky/naughty than the front yard but still fun.

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Just peed 400ml in a measuring cup in about 20 seconds, for an average 20 ml/sec flow rate (peak was higher, I have no way to measure that).  This is my typical caffeinated full but not yet desperate pee.  I get uncomfortable over 500ml or so but I’ve held a liter if I’ve been unable to reach a toilet for a while.

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I realized after working a while that I was really full (but not about to burst) so I decided to measure my output.

750 ml peed in 57 seconds total for an average flow of 13.2 ml/sec.  But the majority came out in ~35 seconds and then I trickled the rest out so my peak was closer to 18.5 ml/sec. give or take.

 

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I had to pee so I went outside to my backyard, near my deck, to a weedy spot so I could kneel down and pee discreetly by aiming out the leg of my shorts and then pull some weeds in case someone saw me and wondering what I was doing.  Here's my stream for those who care to see it.

 

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I peed outside twice today.  The pool is finally warm enough and it’s a holiday weekend so I put the steps in and then I was in the pool a while.  When I had to pee, I got out (I don’t like peeing in pools) and peed through my swim trunks and left a puddle on the deck.  I then went back in the pool.

Later, after getting out I was putting my tools away in the garage and realized I needed to put the Japanese beetle trap up, so I got that, assembled it, and went out back to put it where I normally put it, behind a row of cypress trees.  It’s near the spot I often pee when I’m outside, so I partially lowered my still wet swim trunks, stuck it out and relieved myself there.

 

Edited May 25 by KP-has2P

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Not a naughty or outdoor pee but I had a long, slow morning tinkle in the toilet that was oddly satisfying.

 

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It was a nice afternoon here on this holiday so I put some beverages (diet cola) in a cooler, my phone, a Bluetooth speaker and put them poolside while I lounged in the pool for a few hours.  Of course human bodies are very efficient in turning liquid beverages into urine so I had to go a few times.

One time I peed in the pool, while floating on the lounger, aiming straight up making a little fountain.

Another time I peed on the deck through my swimsuit, sitting on the steps by the grill.

One time I had to go inside and use the toilet because I had to do “number 2” as well.

I also peed a 2nd time on the deck.

Finally, I went inside, changed out of my wet swimsuit and peed in the toilet, a fast pee that led to the infamous “pee shiver” (possibly exacerbated by being damp in an air conditioned house) and I posted a poll about this in the pee talk section.

All in all a great day, and I am happy with the progress of my summer tan, finally.