Near Misses or Partial Flows

[Great Horned Owl 363]

Hear is a question for you all. Have you ever experienced a pee encounter where a woman was at the end of her pee and you just heard the last bit or saw her walk of the bathroom with a total miss?

On the opposite end if the spectrum have you heard a woman start her pee but you could no longer listen to the rest of her flow because you were called into a meeting or some other engagement.

Luckily I never experienced a near miss. However I did have one notable experience where I only heard the first 10 seconds or so. I was really pissed no pun intended

Back in 1991 I suffered a hamstring pull from marathon training and needed to see a physical therapist for hot pack treatments and deep tissue massage. At the time I was in my late 20s, the gal was 35 or so, 5.10.160, wavy brunette long hair, "C" cup bra, full figured woman.

I was sitting in the waiting room and as the receptionist called my name I saw my therapist rush to the toilet before my appointment, quickly pulled her panties down and two seconds later started flowing like a wild woman into the bowl with a moderate to hard flow but not a pour. I missed the rest since I was being escorted to the treatment room. I did not think fast enough because if I did I could have told the receptionist that I needed to use the bathroom and waited outside the one hole toilet for my therapist to finish. I could have heard her entire stream! I know better now if in that situation again. She must have been really full as it took her at least 5 minutes to get to my exam room. Dumb me was not prepared for the unexpected. I was aroused the entire appointment but had to hide it.

Horney Old Owl

[Alfresco 11,002]

I've certainly had some near misses with ladies peeing outside.  One recent one was at a relatively small outdoor event where there were plenty of portaloos and an area of urinals for the men.   As I was walking to the urinals, I saw a lady coming out of the urinal area!   If only I'd been slightly earlier then I'd have found out whether she went in there to pee on the grass  or whether she was actually using the urinal.   That would have been fun.

Also I've had several cases where I've seen ladies coming out of alleys or from behind bushes doing up their belts or otherwise adjusting their clothes and knowing that I've just missed seeing them pee.

[Great Horned Owl 363]

Frustrating. Glad I never saw that. It would be fun to catch one during a heavy gush of pee, stand and watch as well.