Drunk pissing while parents are away.

[Phyche 435]

This is the first time I've tried writing for this thread. Hope yall enjoy it.

 

A few years ago when i was 19, I had my 2 close friends of the same age Seth and John over to chill, hang, and drink at my place at around 7 o'clock at night. We had the house to ourselves since my parents were out of town and were gonna be gone at least a week.

We started the night off in the living room, my parents built what looked and felt pretty much like a legitimate bar with 4 seats (plus 1 seat behind the bar) and a decent selection of booze. We friends were sitting around the bar chatting, fucking around, talking shots and drinking beers my parents bought us before they left.They knew we were gonna have a small party while they were gone, but could never have expected how it would end up.

After a few shots I felt the alcohol taking effect and a slight need to piss, I had drank a few glasses of water beforehand so I wouldn't get a hangover, but figured the need wasn't that bad and I'd just hold it like I always do. After around 30 minutes, 6 shots and 4 beers deep, I felt a bit of pressure on my bladder and knew I'd need to pee soon.

I told my friends I was about to take a leak as l casually got up and pissed on the living room wall. I pissed for roughly a minute and a half. It was a carpeted floor so it didn't make to much of a mess, not that it really mattered, we all tend to avoid the toilet whenever possible.

10 minutes later, Seth decided he would piss right where I had just done so. He went up to the wet spot I had created and added to the puddle, pissing for only 40 seconds or so. When he finished up John took his place and expanded the puddle even more, pissing for just about the same amount of time.

After a couple hours of chatting, we moved to the couches where the coffee table was to play some drinking games. We started with a few rounds of flip cup which filled my bladder pretty quickly. I had to piss again but wanted to go in a different spot. I had 2 couches in an L shape, a full length couch along the wall and a love seat creating the L shape. I told them again I was taking a piss, this time to signal to Seth and John if they wanted to go as well. I walked next to the full sized couch and pissed parallel to the wall facing away from the couch. John instantly joined me. While I kept it in a single spot, he sprayed from side to side soaking as much of the carpet as he could.

A few more hours past, we decided to go upstairs to my room to smoke a couple joints. My bedroom had a hardwood floor so pissing in there would leave an actual puddle on the floor but none of us really cared about that. When we got to my room I went to my closet to get the joints I had stached away to hide from my parents. I lit one of the joints, took a couple puffs and passed it to john, I then turned my back to them pulled my dick out and pissed on the wall. When Seth saw that, he decided to one up me by pissing directlyon the floor without turning away. We smoked 2 joints for an hour and a half each to mellow out which also gave us a chance to drink some water and rehydrate.

 At 2:10 am, we went back down downstairs and out to the back porch, we brought a 12 pack of beers out with us and started drinking again. After just 1 beer each me and John had to piss again, so we just went down to the yard and pissed in the grass. After 4 beers each we all had to piss one last time, John chose to piss in the grass again while Seth piss through the railing and I sprayed the side of the house. Afterwards we decided to call it a night, crash it the living room, and continue again another day.

[TylerHasFun 1,099]

You are the fucking man dude.  Hell yeah!  Carefree pissin even back then and still doin it too.  That house probably stank didn't it?