Two Nice Pee Sightings During Sports Weekend

[Kirby23 954]

My kid is very active in a sport for which there are weekend tournaments all summer long. These outdoor tournaments are a big gathering, and often involve families traveling to attend. The more specific details aren't relevant to this particular incident.

At the most recent tournament, last weekend, there were two pee-related incidents that I thought were worthwhile to mention here. One involved my wife, and the other involved another female parent.

The first, involving my wife, was at a morning game/match. It was an early start to the day, and my wife and I had been drinking coffee steadily. The match was in a fairly remote location with no bathroom, only a port-a-potty, a pretty far distance from where my kid's team was playing. During a lull in the action, I said to my wife that I was going to have to pee soon. She said she did too. Our car was parked in a long line of cars, a short distance away, backed up to woods/wilderness.

I mentioned to my wife that since the port-a-potty was so far away, maybe it would just be easier for us both to go in the grass behind the car. I said I would keep a lookout for her, and she could keep a lookout for me. She agreed. 

So we walked over to the car, which, other than the line of cars, was secluded and well hidden. We positioned ourselves behind the car, out of sight of everyone other than ourselves. Facing the back of the car (back to me), she pulled down her black stretch pants, exposing her beautiful white behind to me. She positioned herself in a low squat, and began peeing in the grass. Without trying to be too conspicuous, I ducked down for a little better look, so I could see her forceful pale yellow stream hit the grass. After 30 or so seconds, she wiped with a napkin, pulled up her pants, and we switched places. I peed facing the same direction, and we walked back to rejoin the group.

This type of thing (peeing outside, in semi-public) is VERY unusual for my wife. She's usually a "toilet or nothing" type person. But in this case, I think peeing behind the car was simply a "lesser of two evils" situation. While less than ideal, she preferred it to a long walk to a likely dirty port-a-potty and missing part of my kid's match. 

[Kirby23 954]

That same weekend, the next incident(s) happened at an outdoor impromptu party at the hotel.

Part of the "culture" for this sport is that the team families travel together to the tournaments and stay together at hotels. We all bring drinks and hang out and party together in the evenings. So as not to be a nuiscance to other hotel guests, we often hang out outdoors, in the parking lot, kind of like "tailgating." 

During one of these "tailgating" sessions last Saturday night, after the kids had all gone to bed, the parents started playing outdoor games such as Cornhole and Washers. Beers were free-flowing. When people needed to pee, they generally went back inside the hotel to use the bathroom in the lobby.

But after a while, the men stopped going inside, and instead would scoot behind the dumpster a little ways away for a quick pee. 

During one game of cornhole, one of the moms ("J") was playing. She's early 40s, slim, blonde-ish hair, fairly attractive. It was her turn to throw, but she had to pee first and announced it tp the group. Instead of going inside to the lobby, she did a sort of awkward little desperation jog and ran behind the dumpster and popped a squat! Some of the parents seemed embarrassed, some just rolled their eyes or laughed, and some didn't think anything of it.

It was pitch black, and although there were streetlights in the parking lot, they didn't illuminate the area behind the dumpster. So no one could really see anything (unfortunately for me). Of course I was trying to play it cool and not seem too interested.

In the dark I could vaguely make out the side profile shape of her squatting and eventually standing back up. It seemed like she was squatted for a long time - she must have really had to go. 

When finished, she jogged back and resumed the game of cornhole like nothing had happened. 

[Starks2010 2,197]

On 8/1/2023 at 1:22 PM, Kirby23 said:

My kid is very active in a sport for which there are weekend tournaments all summer long. These outdoor tournaments are a big gathering, and often involve families traveling to attend. The more specific details aren't relevant to this particular incident.

At the most recent tournament, last weekend, there were two pee-related incidents that I thought were worthwhile to mention here. One involved my wife, and the other involved another female parent.

The first, involving my wife, was at a morning game/match. It was an early start to the day, and my wife and I had been drinking coffee steadily. The match was in a fairly remote location with no bathroom, only a port-a-potty, a pretty far distance from where my kid's team was playing. During a lull in the action, I said to my wife that I was going to have to pee soon. She said she did too. Our car was parked in a long line of cars, a short distance away, backed up to woods/wilderness.

I mentioned to my wife that since the port-a-potty was so far away, maybe it would just be easier for us both to go in the grass behind the car. I said I would keep a lookout for her, and she could keep a lookout for me. She agreed. 

So we walked over to the car, which, other than the line of cars, was secluded and well hidden. We positioned ourselves behind the car, out of sight of everyone other than ourselves. Facing the back of the car (back to me), she pulled down her black stretch pants, exposing her beautiful white behind to me. She positioned herself in a low squat, and began peeing in the grass. Without trying to be too conspicuous, I ducked down for a little better look, so I could see her forceful pale yellow stream hit the grass. After 30 or so seconds, she wiped with a napkin, pulled up her pants, and we switched places. I peed facing the same direction, and we walked back to rejoin the group.

This type of thing (peeing outside, in semi-public) is VERY unusual for my wife. She's usually a "toilet or nothing" type person. But in this case, I think peeing behind the car was simply a "lesser of two evils" situation. While less than ideal, she preferred it to a long walk to a likely dirty port-a-potty and missing part of my kid's match. 

Nice! I’m all for ladies first but in cases like this, I have to go first. Otherwise I’ll be peeing with an erection. 

[Kirby23 954]

22 hours ago, Starks2010 said:

Nice! I’m all for ladies first but in cases like this, I have to go first. Otherwise I’ll be peeing with an erection. 

Ha! That sort of was a bit of an issue for me.