Peeing Anywhere and Everywhere - More Stories About My Ex

[Kirby23 956]

I've written a bit about my ex on this forum previously, but there are still more stories to tell. We were together from 2004 - 2007, so all of the experiences are from that timeframe. 

She was 25 when we got together, 28 when we broke up. She was somewhat attractive (maybe a "7"?). She was a hot cheerleader type in high school, but had waned as she got older, and had put on some weight. She weighed maybe 140-150 when we were together.

It was a good relationship for the first year-or-so, then faded as her alcoholism (and eventually drug use) got worse. Alcohol and drugs impaired her judgment and caused her to do a lot of crazy things, which often involved peeing. So I have a lot of stories.

Beer was her drink of choice (Coors Light usually), and she usually had had 5 or 6 of them. So she ALWAYS had a full bladder, and would literally pee anywhere. 

We started having sex very soon after starting dating. I owned my own house, and she lived with her parents at the time, so she was at my house a lot. 

The first time I saw her pee was after the first time we had sex. I had seen a lot of pee porn, but I'd only seen women peeing in real life a few times, and never up close. We were showering together, and she said "I forgot to pee before we got in. Do you care if I pee?" 

Feeling rather bold, and obviously interested, I said "Can I watch? If we're going to be in a relationship, we should be comfortable peeing in front of each other." She said "Sure."

So I squatted down and got my face close to her pussy. It was mostly shaven, with some very light wispy hair remaining. Her inner lips protruded. A thin trickle of yellow pee started coming out in front of my eyes. There wasn't much pressure behind it, but it went on for a long time, maybe 30+ seconds. 

I was fascinated. I remember an overwhelming urge to do something, like touch it, or lick it, but I resisted the urge. My pee fetish was really only an "interest" at the time, and I remember still thinking it was weird and being ashamed of it.

I probably didn't get physically aroused from it (since we had only had sex like 5 minutes before), but I was definitely mentally aroused from the sight. She laughed it off, and we went about our business. 

 

[Kirby23 956]

As we continued with our relationship and got more comfortable, she soon stopped asking "Do you care if I pee?" And would just pee anywhere / anytime the need struck her. 

One time early in our relationship we were camping with friends. The friends had gone on a hike, and she and I were sitting at a picnic table playing cards. She pulled her shorts down (or aside) and started peeing onto the ground (under the table) from her picnic bench. I remember saying "shouldn't you have gone in the woods? (our friends) are going to be back soon and they're going to notice a big puddle under the table." She said "I'll just tell them I spilled some beer."

I saw her pee so often that eventually it stopped being a turn-on and was just sort of a normal thing. Kind of like how eating ice cream stops being exciting if you work at an ice cream shop.

Sometimes we would be on a walk or hike, and she'd just drop her pants and pop a squat mid-conversation. 

[Kirby23 956]

I've written here before about her peeing during sex sometimes, so I won't re-cover that in detail here. 

She had a small white plastic (dishwashing) tub that she kept next to her side of the bed for peeing into. She would pee into it after sex, during the night, and sometimes in the morning. I remember a lot of Saturday mornings at 6am I'd be half asleep and would hear the quiet tinkling sound of her peeing into the tub, then rolling over and going back to sleep. 

She slept naked most of the time, so clothes didn't really get in the way. She would kind of half sit on the edge of the bed and hold the tub up to her pussy and pee. Or sometimes she would set it on the floor and squat over it. She'd usually wipe with a kleenex and throw it into the pee tub, or into the trash. Sometimes she didn't wipe though, especially if she was drunk. It didn't really bother me either way whether she wiped or not.

She never really got any pee on the bed or sheets or floor, that I recall. I think I would have put a stop to it if she did. 

[Kirby23 956]

She usually had a very high libido and we had a lot of sex. Almost every day. Sometimes it was quick and sometimes it went on for a while. Any time the sex lasted longer than 15 minutes, she'd usually have to pee at some point, because she had always been drinking. Sometimes she would get up and pee in the toilet, but often she'd pee in places other than the toilet, depending on where the sex was taking place. If we were having sex in the bed, she would sometimes use the plastic tub. Sometimes she would pee onto a puppy pad or a rolled up towel. We had a lot of puppy pads handy because we had a puppy at the time. We would always put a puppy pad beneath us during sex because she got very wet.

Usually she'd pee after foreplay, before insertion because it was hard for me to insert (and sometimes painful for her) if her bladder was really full. So the logistics of the peeing would sort of depend on the urgency. But she also liked the feeling of full bladder sex (it helped her cum), so she also didn't want to be completely empty. So usually she'd pee a little, then I'd insert, then she'd empty when we were done. 

She sometimes did the little pre-sex pee (a half-cup maybe) into her "pee towel," which was a sort of fancy chamois-like super-absorbant futuristic material. Her little pre-sex pee was sort of a ritual, which became part of the normal routine. 

[Kirby23 956]

My pee fetish at the time hadn't really evolved much yet. One time (still early in our relationship) we were fooling around in her parents' pool (they weren't home) and out of the blue she said "Do you want me to pee on you?"

Taken aback I said "um, no, why?" And she said that she'd noticed pee porn in my computer's browser history. I kind of lied and said that I look at all sorts of porn, and it's just something I look at occasionally, not a fetish. And that I like watching, but don't really want to be peed on. That part was the truth at the time, although my answer (to being peed on) would be different now. 

Later in our relationship, she did pee during sex in her parents' pool, Ive written about that here before. But even then it wasn't really "peeing on me," it was more of peeing out of convenience while we were having sex in her parents' pool. I don't remember much about it other than it was neither a turn-on nor turn-off at the time. I remember it feeling really warm against the cold pool water.

[Kirby23 956]

My house at the time had a big, semi-secluded, quiet backyard. Way back (about 200 ft. from the house) I had a bonfire pit. We would sit back there on Friday or Saturday evenings and have big bonfires. Sometimes with friends, sometimes just us. On the "just us" occasions she'd be very lazy with her pees. One of her favorite things to do was pull her shorts down to her hips, and pee right through the webbing of the lawn chair, onto the grass. Sometimes, especially after dark, she'd just keep her shorts at her knees and pee (through the chair webbing) whenever the need arose. With the amount she drank (sometimes 10 beers), that was literally every 5 minutes.

We'd just be talking, or relaxing listening to the crackle of the fire, and then I'd hear a quiet hissing and splattering sound, ha.

[Guest Wetling]

13 minutes ago, Kirby23 said:

Taken aback I said "um, no, why?" And she said that she'd noticed pee porn in my computer's browser history.

Sounds like she would have been happy to do it. Of course the correct answer to such a blunt question is "oh hell, yes!" 😄

[Kirby23 956]

1 minute ago, Wetling said:

Sounds like she would have been happy to do it. Of course the correct answer to such a blunt question is "oh hell, yes!" 😄

Oh, definitely - she was offering to. But I think I was a little embarrassed about it, naive, and still pretty sexually inexperienced at the time. It was a missed opportunity, and one I'd do differently now.

[Kirby23 956]

One time we went out of town for a getaway weekend, and the hotel room had an in-room jacuzzi. When she would drink, I usually wouldn't, because I felt like I had to "babysit" her. But this time, for whatever reason, I allowed myself to kick back a little and enjoy myself. We sat in the jacuzzi for a long time - maybe two hours - we were definitely "wrinkly" - drinking beer after beer. 

About ten minutes in, we had sex in the water, and she peed in the water during sex. I've written about that experience here before, so I won't rehash it. 

But since she had already peed in the water, a few minutes later, when I had to pee, I figured "what the hell" and also peed in the water.

Only a little while later, she asked me "Have you peed yet?"

I was embarassed, but admitted to it. She laughed and said "I figured. I've already peed twice, and you're drinking the same amount I am." 

I said "Next time you pee, can I watch?" She said "Sure, if I can watch you too." To that point she never had showed much of an interest in my pee. But I didn't really care. I'd seen her pee dozens of times by that point, so I figured fair is fair.

So when I had to pee, I arched my back, stuck my (mostly erect) penis straight out of the water, and peed a clear fountain straight up. To my surprise, she immediately grabbed my penis and started directing the stream this way and that way. She laughed and said "I've always wanted to do that!"

That was pretty much the only time we ever did "pee play". We both peed a few more times before we eventually got out of the jacuzzi. But I think other than that initial time, all we did was watch. We kept draining and refilling the water so it stayed warm. So it wasn't really like we were bathing in gallons of pee. 

And because we were both drinking lots of beers, our pee was 100% clear, so unless we got out of the water to pee, there wasn't really anything to see. 

[moiamigo 10]

Interesting. Did she ever wet herself?

 

[Havelock 1,526]

On 4/13/2023 at 11:09 AM, Kirby23 said:

 

She sometimes did the little pre-sex pee (a half-cup maybe) into her "pee towel," which was a sort of fancy chamois-like super-absorbant futuristic material. Her little pre-sex pee was sort of a ritual, which became part of the normal routine. 

Can you tell us more about this ritual? When exactly would she do this before sex? Was this on the bed?

Would she comment that she was going to do this? Would she hold it against her self like a diaper or make a stream you could see into it from some distance?

How did it become the pee towel or did she always have a "pee towel?"

[Kirby23 956]

12 hours ago, Havelock said:

Can you tell us more about this ritual? When exactly would she do this before sex? Was this on the bed?

Would she comment that she was going to do this? Would she hold it against her self like a diaper or make a stream you could see into it from some distance?

How did it become the pee towel or did she always have a "pee towel?"

It would usually happen after foreplay, just before insertion. Usually on the bed, with a puppy pad or additional towel beneath.

When I was ready to insert, if she was too full, she would just hold it up to herself (like a diaper), and release a little into it. I guess I don't remember exactly when (how far into our relationship) it started, or what the circumstances were. She was probably drunk the first time, so less inhibited. 

She generally did keep a towel close by, but eventually this particular one (which was yellow chamois like material) became the "pee towel." It was absorbant and convenient.

There wasn't really much to see, she would just hold it against herself, quickly pee a little into it, then pull it away, put it aside, or on the floor, then we'd do it. There would be something like a 5cm wet spot on the towel when she was finished.