Co-Worker - Another Funny Pee Story

[Kirby23 777]

I've occasionally posted here about my former co-worker (and "work wife") "K" and her funny pee stories. She's the one who wet her pants on a first date (see my earlier post about this).

K is in her early 40s now, but was probably about 35 when this story occurred. She's attractive, thin, and has blonde hair.

One time in the springtime, we were discussing how it was getting light earlier in the morning - like 6am or something. She made an off-handed remark about it being inconvenient for her. I asked why, and she said "Nah, forget it" and tried to change the subject. I pressed a little, and she said "Ok, here's why..."

She has a dog, and he would always wake her up between 5:30 - 6:00 to go outside to go to the bathroom. She would pee, then take him out. But one time while she was peeing, he had an accident in the house. He was getting older, and just couldn't hold it as easily. 

So now her habit was that she would take him out immediately, and then she would pee when they came back inside. Unfortunately though, it often took the dog 10 or more minutes to do his business, and all the while she'd be doing the peepee dance (her words!).

Apparently one time he was taking too long, and she was desperate. He was off leash, so she didn't want to go inside and leave him, because she was afraid he would run away. So, she quickly ducked under her deck, into semi-privacy (the deck was about 6' off the ground and had bushes along the sides), and popped a squat while waiting for him to do his business. 

She said it was like a lightbulb had gone off - why hadn't she done this before? Why had she stood there uncomfortable so many times? Although she lived in a residential neighborhood, the area where her deck was was pretty private, and out of view of the neighbors. And as long as it was mostly dark, she could pop a squat there easily whenever the dog was wandering around the backyard looking for a place to pee.

So she said she had gotten in the habit of doing this, for comfort and convenience, most mornings. But now that it was getting light earlier, she didn't want to do it anymore for risk of being seen "popping a squat in broad daylight and giving the neighborhood a free show."

Needless to say I was intrigued and aroused by her story! I've often tried to visualize her there with her pajama bottoms around her knees and her morning pee shooting toward the ground in a powerful stream into the grass and mulch under her deck!

[The99Club 344]

Not to mention, if she is not squatting, are there ever times when she is unable to hold it until she gets back inside....

[Kirby23 777]

39 minutes ago, The99Club said:

Not to mention, if she is not squatting, are there ever times when she is unable to hold it until she gets back inside....

Yeah, I don't know, I never asked her. Unfortunately she and I don't work together anymore, so we don't talk as much as we used to.