Pissing on the stairs

[Peenicks 853]

Welp, as the title suggests, I've officially done my first piss on my stairs. Specifically, it was the stairs to my bedroom. I was watching some anime on my computer, and thinking of ways I could relieve my bladder without having to go downstairs. This morning the damp spot from yesterday's escapade (cough cough, shameless plug) had finally dried so I wasn't really looking to clean another carpet right away. I tried making little spots on the carpet that would fade away on their own (most of them have already as I type this) but it was just making my bladder all the more urgent, I needed some place I could let it all go. Thankfully the stairs are far enough away from my room that I won't have to worry about cleaning them properly until morning! With my bulletproof logic and my mind made up I adopted a comfortable squat at the top of the staircase and made sure my dick wasn't pointed at one of my legs, then I released. I saw my stream burst out of me in a wide arc, cascading down onto the carpet of the fifth step. as I held the rail near me I began to gyrate my hips back and forth, one: because I didn't want one big wet spot that would take forever to dry and two: I was having fun with it 😉. I was having so much fun that I saw my cock begin to perk up, which combined with me leaning back further in my squat, brought my arching torrent all the way down to the sixth stair (some of it overflowed and landed on the seventh too). As I swayed my hips rapidly I heard the rhythmic sound of my pattering flow change in tone, as I was starting to run low. All too soon the downpour hitting the thin carpeted material beneath me turned to a light drizzle, then faded. As I saw the last of my shower land right in front of me, the markings on the first three stairs forming a straight line back to the woman responsible, I slowly got up from my squat, took time to admire my Pollock-esque imprint on the once-clean carpet, then went and sat back in my chair to type this up for you. I didn't bother to wipe because I've been bottomless all day but now I've got a few troublesome drips left on my computer chair, whatever, I'll just use Beauregard again.

If you're curious what I use to clean out my carpet, it's water & vinegar (and sometimes dish soap if it's a larger or more concentrated stain). After pouring that on I run a towel I'm not using over it a couple times, it usually dries pretty quickly. Will keep you posted on what I do with the stair stains. Have a lovely night, folks ❤️

[GenericUsername 1,042]

Another great adventure! Do you have one of those private staircases that goes straight up to your bedroom?

[Peenicks 853]

To my surprise most of the stairs had dried relatively quickly, and with no noticeable scent at that (might have to use this spot again sometime)! Still I decided to run a little bit of water and dish soap over it just to be safe 😊

2 hours ago, GenericUsername said:

Do you have one of those private staircases that goes straight up to your bedroom?

Yup! Technically it leads into a storage room that's connected to my bedroom but same difference

Edited September 12, 2022 by Peenicks

[GenericUsername 1,042]

If you're the only one who ever goes up there, then it's a perfect place to do full bladder pees!