Funny Wife Pee Story

[Kirby23 954]

My wife has a huge bladder (about 2 quarts), and drinks a lot of water. She sometimes holds it too long before she gets up to pee. As such, she often has close calls, and occasionally leaks into her pants before getting to the toilet in time. 

My kids and I love to make her laugh, because often this results in her having to frantically run to the bathroom, which makes her laugh harder, and so the cycle goes. It's like a game - whoever gets her laughing so hard that she has to run to the bathroom "wins". Cruel, I know, but it's funny. 

When she leaks, it's usually just a small amount before getting to the toilet (not a full bladder release). But one time recently, it wasn't just a leak - she was full-on peeing while running to the bathroom. I followed her as she was running. As she was pulling her pants down to sit on the toilet, the pee was going everywhere.

In the motion of pulling her pants down and getting positioned over the toilet, she must have temporarily positioned her hips forward/upward, because all of a sudden the pee was shooting forward, and hitting the wall opposite the toilet! It was shooting straight forward, about three feet! It was under pressure because she was laughing so hard! I still have the image etched into my brain of a beautiful clear pee arc shooting directly forward for a split second before she could get herself repositioned to shoot it down into the toilet. 

Even after all of that, she still peed (into the toilet) for probably a good 30 more seconds (while laughing hysterically) until she was finished. We all laughed (her included), and of course afterward I didn't mind helping clean everything up!

 

[Bacardi 10,134]

2 hours ago, Kirby23 said:

My kids and I love to make her laugh, because often this results in her having to frantically run to the bathroom, which makes her laugh harder, and so the cycle goes.

Hahahaha this is definitely me. It's so easy to make me laugh because of my childish sense of humor and if I am full it's going to come rushing out and I cannot stop it. I think butt and fart jokes are the funniest thing in the world and they will make me fall the fuck out laughing. I know for a fact that if I were full and someone made a stupid fart joke I'd probably turn into a high pressure sprinkler too 🤣