Discreet / Nonchalant Pees in Real Life

[Kirby23 781]

I'm curious to hear others' experiences with witnessing or hearing about discreet / nonchalant pees in real life among regular / real people (who aren't into our kink). 

In another thread I told a story about my wife and her friends at a hot tub party, where she peed discreetly through her swimsuit into the grass while walking to the cooler. She mentioned that a few times the women would sit on the edge of the hot tub with their butts over the edge, to "cool off". But she suspected that they were peeing. 

Another situation came second-hand. In my early 20s I had hosted a party at my house. We had all been drinking. My (hot) female friend ("S") was leaving. My male friend ("D") happened to be going to his car to get something. When he came back in, he told me "S" had stood on the road near her driver's door, and took a massive leak from under her skirt onto the road before she got in the car. He said it like "ha, isn't she stupid", but all I could think was "man, that's so hot, I wish I had witnessed that". "S" was pretty free about peeing, and I'd seen her pee at parties before. She was the type who would just pop a squat in the yard rather than going inside because it was easier. 

Another female friend of mine ("M") is very open about discussing sex and related topics. During "normal" discussions she's admitted to peeing in the shower, pool, etc. One time we were talking about squirting. She said one of her ex-boyfriends was obsessed with trying to make her squirt. She told me after some failed attempts, one time she peed during sex to appease him (to make him think she squirted). I was going crazy. But I tried to play it cool. I asked for details, but she wouldn't divulge anymore, and I didn't want to push too hard.

Another "M" story - she told me about a time when her twins were babies, and she was very pregnant (with her third). She was clothes shopping, and was trying on clothes in the fitting room. Probably maternity clothes? She had her baby twins with her. All of a sudden she had one of those "I need to pee NOW" moments. She knew there was no way she would make it to a restroom in time - babies, stroller, etc. in tow. So she thought quick and got a diaper out of the diaper bag, pulled her pants down, held it up to her crotch, and peed into it. But the problem was that the diaper was so small that it couldn't hold all of it! So she had to switch to a second diaper mid-stream! She told me she remembered telling the twins "Never speak of this!"

 

 

[Alfresco 11,009]

This is all male, so not sure whether that is what you want to know about.   However, I volunteer on a preserved railway and quite a few of the men will pee by the side of the engine shed rather than walking up to the toilets or if we are down the line working on the track then we just pee by the side of the train or in the hedge at the lineside.   Nobody makes a fuss about it, just turn to the side, whip it out and pee.   I've had conversations with people whilst peeing like this and nobody is bothered about it at all.

The only female member of the team that spends any time in the engine shed or down the line is my wife.  She has popped the odd squat if she is only with me, but she had never peed in front of any of the others.