Invited male friend to my apartment

[No Toilet 558]

A couple of days ago me and a male friend who I had not seen in ages met up in the centre of town and we migrated back to my apartment for a couple of hours to catch up on things.

When we were back at my apartment I was desperate to pee (I could have easily just wet my pants on the way to my apartment but thought better of it as I had company), so I showed him to the sofa before excusing myself and dashing upstairs to urinate on the hallway carpet. We got chatting over a beer or two.

Just before he left me to get public transport back across to his side of the city he said "can I use your toilet before I leave?" that's when things got awkward as of course I have no toilet for him to use!

I was thinking how can I tell him that I have no toilet in my apartment and that he would have to use something else to relieve himself...

Being upfront and honest I said "I don't have toilet facilities in this apartment, if you need to pee you will have to go in the sink, wet yourself or I can give you an empty bottle to urinate in"

Understandably he was rather surprised at me saying this and said "you have no toilet?" Yes, you did hear that correct, I have do not have a toilet here. "Quit playing a game, I need a piss" he retorted and went upstairs to the bathroom.

Only to get there and find out I really do not have a toilet and had to empty his bladder into the bathtub.

He came back relieved and said "That's bizarre, I have never been in a house or apartment that has no toilet. I pissed in the bath. So now I'm intrigued where did you pee when we arrived?"

I replied "well as there are no toilets here, I just use other things in and around my home as a urinal. My apartment acts as one big toilet" then showed him the rather large puddle I made on the carpet upstairs.

He looked shocked and said "you pissed on the carpet" 

"Yes, I often urinate on the carpet when I get desperate for a pee as there is no toilet here as you just discovered"

He said "I guess that you have very little option as nowhere t relieve yourself"

He thanked me for my company and I thanked him for being so understanding. He then left to make his way home.