Laziest Pee ever

[clearwater456 138]

I just got back from my walk and I just wanna sleep. But of course, I had to pee. However, I didn't feel like getting up to go to the bathroom and I didn't have any cups to pee in. So I decided to let loose on my floor.

I sat on the edge of my bed and took off all of my clothes. It took me a little while to get going, and that was because I was worried that I would possibly hit my chair and that I would have to clean it up. Which almost made me consider hovering over my trash can and peeing into it instead. But the urge was starting to pick up so I just tried to aim as low as possible. Eventually, I peed for about 5 seconds off my bed directly onto my floor as shown in the picture (sorry that it's not very big and that it's hard to see). 

After that, I just cleaned up the mess with a towel (huge regret not licking it up but oh well).

 

I wanna try to get more pictures of me peeing in the future!

[Bacardi 10,134]

Literally why pee in the toilet when the floor is right there 😋 I love it!