Just off the beaten track!!

[Peefan83 773]

Hello all, I help on a shoot locally and as it’s a bank holiday here it’s fairly busy with people wanting to get out after lockdown etc. 
 

Lots of people haven’t been adhering to the private/not a footpath signs. 

This afternoon I was out on my bike going down a field margin and noticed 2 people enter the far corner of the field, one (female) early 40’s I’d say and size 10-12, 34c/d, brunette took a backpack off and opened it, rummaged around and then done it up. She then disappeared in to a little wood while the other person (male) waited. She re appeared 70-90 seconds later. At this point I assumed she went to pee. I went over and advised them that it wasn’t a public area and if they would mind retracing there steps back to the footpath.  They apologised and said that it was ok. She promptly said that “we only went there so she could pee as she was desperate“!! I said that it was nice to do it outside and she said ”I do it all the time” I spoke to them for a few minutes about the area and wished them a lovely afternoon. I called back that way later and found quite a few tissues. Might be a place to keep an eye on in the future for possible sightings. 
 

Thanks for reading if you made it this far. 

 

[Alfresco 11,631]

Always great when you can get into a conversation with girls about their peeing.   

[Peefan83 773]

Sure is Alfresco, I didn’t say in the writing that she was twirling a nappy bag possibly/probably contains her tissue as we chatted too. 
 

Perhaps I should of said something further but I was a bit flustered by her admission even though I knew what she had done 🤣

[Alfresco 11,631]

15 hours ago, Peefan83 said:

Perhaps I should of said something further

Always difficult to know what to say.    If you are like me, you always think of the smart things to say after the event, but at the time you struggle to come up with anything that wouldn't seem creepy.

If you had identified that she was carrying her tissues in a bag, (or it could have been rubbish from a tampon/pad change), you could have said something along the lines of "We don't mind people peeing here, but we do object to the littered tissues, so I'm pleased to see you are taking yours away with you, thank you".   That may have continued the conversation.  But to be fair, you'd already had the conversation about enjoying peeing outside and that she does it all the time, so not really sure how much you could take it further without asking specifics which would seem creepy. 

You probably did the right thing, keeping it brief, but enjoying the knowledge that now only does she pee outside, but also that it is a regular thing for her.

Edited May 5, 2021 by Alfresco

[Peefan83 773]

Very true Alfresco. They didn’t seem they were local which was unfortunate. When the weather warms up I will definitely be checking on that location again and I will definitely report more sightings 😉

[jrm91000 2]

You should took a picture 😛

[Peefan83 773]

That’s not really the right thing to do in this situation. I was happy with the chat we had etc.