Short-Form Porn.

[hentaixt 1,581]

(4th Wall: I'm going to turn this into a Wet Carpet post.)

"Hey honey?"

"HMM?"

"I just found a listing for a an 'AIR B&P' in the area for our trip."

"B&?? Bed and what?"

"Well according to the listing, P for Pee. Like urinating. Apparently you can rent the room and pee anywhere."

"That sounds interesting. Let's contact them for more info."

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"I seriously hate taking my new boyfriend's dog for a walk..."
"I thought you liked animals?"
"Oh Yeah! The pupper is super sweet, well behaved, and all that. It is just getting to see it go pee on the street with people passing by makes me really jealous that I can't do it too."

Edited September 17 by hentaixt

[hentaixt 1,581]

Being an amateur adventurer, I still need to do menial tasks to build my skills before taking on more advanced quests. The local tavern asked me to rid the building of oversized rats. I journeyed into the basement and fought several other creatures besides just the rodents. Winding through more rooms than expected, I found a door locked with no way to proceed. I noted the location as I would have to return through the chamber to collect my reward for completion. One of the beasts had a rusty key that I looted. Upon finding the correct area again, the rusty key worked in the lock, I entered expecting to find a hidden monster. The space was very dark aside from what appeared to be three holes casting light from above. The air seemed musty and acrid, but no miasma was present. As I tried to survey my current surroundings, I found a low wall with a counter attached and seat near that. It was positioned very close to the apertures and littered in crude drawing, both in quality and content. Each appeared to be an attempt at displaying the unmentionable areas of a woman, many depicted the act of relieving themselves of liquid waste. As my mind slowly put the pieces together, I heard noises and saw one of the beams of light become obscured. Looking in that direction, I confirmed my suspicions, this was the ladies’ latrine. Perched overhead was the view of a gorgeous rear end, I marveled at the lack of hair normally covering a women's nether region, the sight was glorious and transfixing. As expected, she began to expel her lant, the flow took a surprisingly sharp and wide formation and splattered loudly at my feet on the stone floor. I watched enthralled until the end and just as her stream subsided, a second bottom appeared, more hair than the first, but nothing like what I normally see. Without hesitation, this girl did as the other, the new arc shot forward into the room a good distance before succumbing and falling to the ground with a fan spray at impact. The light through the other seats highlighted the liquid giving it a luminous glint in the shadows. I again, watched thoroughly, these visions from the literal heavens leaving an indelible memory in my mind. I exited the room, locked it, and presented the key to the owner for my reward. She asked if I used it, to which I replied, that no lock found was a match. I received my payment and went on my way, however in retrospect I earned more gold than stated in the mission specifications.

Edited September 20 by hentaixt

[hentaixt 1,581]

"Sir, can I ask how you plan to vote in the upcoming election?"
"Sorry young lady, I have people to see and places to pee, SO unless you are either of those; I need to go!"
"I could be the second one if you are willing to listen for a moment..."

Edited October 31 by hentaixt