Pissed on the nightstand

[Burnzie 149]

Was at a fire last night dining with friends, they have a tree line that we all go to piss. Great kind of night. It seems though that when I came home I decided I was going to piss on my nightstand. This was not an intentional decision, but my only conclusion finding it soaking wet when I woke up. 😂😂

[Alfresco 11,631]

Someone at my university did something very similar in the halls of residence.  He woke up in the morning to find the top drawer of the unit next to his bed was soaked - along with everything in it.  He had been out drinking the night before and concluded that he must have woken up in the night, still drunk and pissed in it, thinking that he was peeing in the sink in his room.