Desperate drunk squat

[pwpj 458]

I'm posting up some old stories, this one happened last year. I'm anxious not to share some of them, which relate to particular friends describing experiences, but the anonymous ones are fine.

On a day like today, if the country wasn't staying inside, the parks would be jam packed with people enjoying a day drinking in the sun. Like an evening last summer...

 

A girl in her early twenties approached a particular bush which was the most obvious one, if you walked off the grass. 20,21 brown hair in a ponytail, jeans and a white top, skinny. She looked a bit tipsy and grabbed her crotch at one point. She went inside and to the other edge, inside the bush and squatted. I went round and was greeted with the sight of her squatted sideways, pissing furiously. 

Her: "Oh shit, I'm sorry, I'm in the way!"

Me: "Ah, sorry, I was trying to go for a pee"

H: "Dont mind me, go ahead, mate I'm too drunk to care I'd be embarrassed if I was sober"

At this point I moved to one side but there wasn't much space

M: "Sorry, trying to keep out your way"

H: "Oh I don't care mate, I feel so good now oh my God this is heaven"

M: (I unzipped and let go) "Haha, are you feeling relieved?"

H: "It's the best feeling ever, seriously, I mean... (she looked down between her legs) I've been drinking since like 2pm and I've put off breaking the seal for hours... fuck look at how much there is mate"

M: (as invited, I looked, and there was an impressive increasing puddle, with two streams, and lots of hissing and spraying)"Wow, yeah you must have been dying" 

H: "Seriously man, I was fucking desperate, I dunno how I held it in for so long!" 

M: "I'm done now anyway" (zipping up)

H: "See for you guys, its so much easier isn't it! No squatting, no tissues, hey I actually have tissues fuck me I'm prepared for this mate" she proudly produced a tissue out of her pocket, and wiped herself. She then stood up, giving a good view of a partially shaved pussy, before pulling up a grey thong which had a very small, but noticeable, damp spot.

She then breathed deeply

"Fuck me I feel better for that. I hope you're feeling as happy as I am mate, have a good night!" and with that she stumbled away.

I couldn't believe it.... perfect timing, attitude, and openness.

[Rewdna 779]

I have to say,although alcohol obviously loosened her inhibitions,that does sound like the perfect encounter.Fun,friendly and memorable.As you say,timing was pretty good too.Not unlike my encounter at a music festival a couple of years back,when a fairly tipsy women dropped her shorts right in front of me,while enagaging in cheerful conversation.Those are the. best and most unexpected encounters.

[Guest Pee girl 1234]

I have squatted in a public park next to the public toilet because they were closed and i was desperate for a wee