Gardening

[pwpj 462]

This is a sighting from last summer.

 

I had a load of phone calls to make - you know the sort of 'life admin' you need to do - and it was a nice day, so I thought I'd go and sit in the local park. At least I'd be in the fresh air while listening to the hold music! Fortunately I was scruffily dressed; this will be an important thing later on!

 

Sitting on a bench and building up the strength to deal with the bank, I noticed a girl probably around 20, dirty blonde shoulder length hair wearing black leggings and a grey hoodie, walk in and look around, then she went to look at the park keepers hut, the disused and boarded up toilet block, and the sports club lockup. She then went to the walled garden, poked her head in, turned round and went off the way she came. Hmmmm. She definitely looked like she was looking for a toilet.

Now just at the end of the park is a community garden area. It was given over to the community group about 10 years ago and a group maintain it as a woodland / garden area on certain afternoons. I'd actually helped out a few years ago when they got vandalised and asked for helpers one weekend. I could see this girl going into the garden entrance, then following the path around the hedge, where I knew on the other side it was quite secluded.

Hmmmmmm.

Through the hedge, I could see her stepping off the path, pulling her hoodie up and leggings/white knickers down, and getting into a low squat. She started peeing, bare bottom backed onto the hedge, and went on for a while at what seemed to be quite a slow trickle. This dried up, a bit more came out, then I saw a gorgeous bum and the knickers being pulled up over it again.

I had a sudden thought as I saw a rake lying against a shed, and remembered how scruffy I was. I grabbed it, and hurried round to catch her emerging from the hedge adjusting her hoodie.

"Can I help you?" I said, holding the rake like I knew the first thing about gardening

She blushed and mumbled a bit

"Only there's been a lot of vandalism lately and you looked a bit shifty, that's all"

"Oh..." She said in a posh London accent "Well, um, I'm sorry I really needed a wee and I couldn't find any toilets,.. I thought it'd be ok to go behind a bush"

I replied that it was ok, if you've got to go etc... She went on her way!

I put the rake back and went on to make my call.

Totally unexpected and sheer luck!!!

[gldenwetgoose 21,491]

“Can I help you?”   Ha ha, the perfect question.  Shame the answer didn’t go more in your favour - still not a bad day though. 

[just_shaz 47]

she was a cool girl as she ante'd up and told you why she was there xx Shaz