Did Jeremy Clarkson piss his jeans?

[gldenwetgoose 20,382]

I really suspect he didn't, and it was probably just water...

Just watched an episode of Grand Tour on Prime - for anyone who hasn't seen it, it's the UK BBC Top Gear previous team of Clarkson, May & Hammond in their slightly more risqué Amazon Prime show.

Series 3, episode 11 and the guys are driving three GT cars across eastern Europe - I wasn't paying a whole lot of attention but about half way through they do some laps on a racing circuit, then are challenged to drink three pints of water, wait a while and do a lap before they can pee.  James May finishes first and locks himself in the bathroom, Richard Hammond arrives next in an apparently desperate state - the first part of which looks pretty genuine.

Clarkson then arrives quite calmly - the camera pans down and he declares he sorted out his need on turn 2.

Vaguely interesting for anyone into male desperation....