Male peeing on nights out

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I usually report when I see any female sightings on nights out, but this one is for the girls who like men peeing outside.   When I was out last night, I saw only one female sighting, but probably 10 or 12 male sightings.   Most were the usual, peeing into corners or against walls without being too big a deal.  However, this one was slightly funny.  Location as in picture below:

The bloke was stood peeing into the alcove, which is the dark grey area on the photo.  Nothing particularly unusual about that, you might think, in fact, the floor of that alcove was already pretty wet with pee running out onto the pavement from previous users of the facility.  What was a bit unusual was that he was stood a good two feet outside the alcove in the middle of the pavement, peeing into the alcove.  Full view, everything on show. He was very unstable, obviously significantly drunk and he was swaying around and when finished he really staggered off down the road.