I'm currently in a relationship with the man I'm going to spend the rest of my life with. We're absolutely perfect for each other in every way, especially sexually, except that he doesn't share my pee fetish. He doesn't actually know about it, but I know he won't be into it. I got a little optimistic for a while... He likes when I squirt (though he doesn't know I'm actually peeing). He once commented after coming back from the bathroom that "peeing is like sex when you really have to go." That stuck with me, so a few days later I brought it up with him. I reminded him of what he said and asked