spuggy

About two weeks ago.I took a walk to my local cemetery,to tend my parents graves.It was a decent day,and i took a couple of cans of fosters with me.After sorting out the graves.I went to sit on a bench about 20 mtrs away,to have a drink and a ciggy,and pass the time in peace.Directly behind me was some sparse undergrowth,which surrounds the public toilets.The gents is the only one open,as work is in progress to upgrade everything within the grounds,and most of the ladies is demolished.As it was a Saturday,the place was pretty busy.The toilets can,t be easily seen because of the high shrubbery.

Some months ago.A woman,in her forties or so.Moved into the aparment directly above me.On the first evening,around 10pm i heard an amazingly loud outpouring of water.I paid little attention,as i thought she was in the process of cleaning,and sorting her place out.But later that evening,when i was in bed reading,it was late,as i was having trouble getting to sleep.I heard her moving about,and switch on the light in her bathroom.What followed was the most amazing noisy long piss,i,ve ever heard.I swear,if anyone aimed a hose on full pressure down the pan,they couldn,t be noisier.It wasn,t just t

I was visiting a relative in hospital some years ago,and needed to pee.The only public wc on the ward,was a single unisex one.I opened the door,and to my amazement.There was a woman,easily in her 60s,hovering in full flow.It sounded like someone emptying a bucket.I couldn,t tear myself away,and all she said was,hang on,soon be done.The fact i was watching,didn,t faze her at all.She wiped her fanny,smiled,and said.Your turn.I had to wait for a bit.Otherwise,i would have pissed in my eye.I still re-live that experience quite regularly.