JackWagon

On 4/2/2024 at 4:55 PM, aquavite2 said:

More candid uppies in public parks.....

Nice, love that sneaky candid shit, always gets me jerking good

Recently, after a hike with my gf, we were both super drenched from sweat, so we got changed "between car doors", however some dude from the restaurant across the street came over to talk to us about parking. My chick was standing there in her sports bra and panties. Not nude, but I'm sure he got a look. A minute later her panties were off so it's possible someone got a look at her clam.

I saw a thread here a while back that discussed this topic. I saw a lot of people getting a bigger kick out of noncon peeing than consensual peeing, and I honestly get it. However, what I was thinking about was the consensual "victim's" post nut clarity. Like, say you have someone that gets horny and lets you piss all over their place, you now have freedom to go ape shit without having to worry about being discovered, Piss their couches, their bed, their carpets, in their fridge, whatever you fucking feel like. Later, the consensual victim will nut to it, and then have to spend enormous amounts of time cleaning up your piss from everywhere, with the stench to still remind them of it even after clean up is done, possibly for some time, while you have no consequences or problems from enjoying all the piss chaos. Thinking about this has made it more appealing to me.

On 6/6/2024 at 7:11 AM, Jamespeelover said:

Most of the pee porn I watch now is on X or on thisvid.com

This vid has a bunch of clips of people pissing in fridge items and putting them back. I always find those hilarious, lol.

On 7/22/2024 at 5:19 AM, TMN_Femboi said:

lol this one slaps

2 hours ago, TylerHasFun said:

I have definitely drank piss.  Me and my friends fuck around doing this shit to each other.  Mainly my fault cause I started it, i would piss in there drinks, open the fridge and piss in the juice or shit like that and they started doing it to me.  My bro Mikey tricks me bunch of times, he knows how much piss he can get away with and I aint noticing till I start drinking and he starts laughing his ass off and tells me. 

Got a funny story, it was last christmas night me and my friends was all shit faced I dare my buddy to drink a sip of piss. said only if do it first.  so I filled the cup to the top and took a big sip, like a real foamy beer.  So he takes it and takes a swig, almost pukes.  He passes it to the next guy and he suddenly takes a hit and he passes it to the next one.  Fucking assholes kept passing it down and taking a sip, all of em and the last one finished it. We was all hollering and laughing, aint gonna lie I was so fucking turned on bro.  Thats some fine male bonding right there.

When you find out, to you stop drinking it or finish it? lol

Just curious about who out there is a piss drinker (and as an aside, I gotta pee so bad right now, just squirming around in my bed as I write this). Anyway?

Have you drank piss?

Whose?

When was the last time you drank piss?

How did you drink it (pointed your genitals at your face, pissed food, pissed a drink, pissed in a cup, etc)

Has anyone drank your piss?

Any other comments regarding this?

Women's nylon panties, perfect for jacking off in after I've pissed myself wearing them, lol.

22 hours ago, TylerHasFun said:

Past few days been thinking lot about this.  Something about delivering  driver without a care just pulling up and whipping it out really turns me on.  I seen it lots of times., food delivery drivers, saw a Fed Ex driver get out his truck and piss right in the parking lot.  And I have watched amazon drivers at my place, pissing along the side of the building.  I like chatting with em when I smoke.  This one guy he comes by a lot for delivery.  He tells me how he makes sure to piss only when hes delivering.  Apartments is of course easier, he said sometimes he goes against the house he just delivered at, like right after they gone back inside.  I mean its just some piss, it washes off he says, whats the big deal.  I asked em why he does and he just thinks its funny to do. He has lots of stories he tells me and he dont mind telling em neither cause he thinks its funny, and i think a little proud of himself.   It aint a turn on or nothing like it is for me.  I learned that not every guy who likes to piss outside does it cause it makes em feel sexy, I dont mean drunk and desperate, I mean on purpose.  Met alot of guys like that.  

Y'all know i work at a pizza place and we have delivery drivers.  I am the assistant manager but sometimes I end up delivering too.  I aint always needing to go but when I do and i am on delivery i got no problem with stepping out my car and taking a piss when i get there.  Park on the street, usually got no complaining.  If its night, I piss walking up to the door, i know which places got cameras..  One time I hooked up with somebody cause he caught me pissing along the street before i came to his house, to deliver and he was turned on. My buddy Andy works there as a driver and he is the same way.  Lol except he gets caught sometimes.  But he normally does it at night and they call the store to complain and I pick up the phone so its cool.  I feel like most people dont complain because I am sure others have caught me and aint said nothing about it.  And honestly bro, the manager knows about it, fuck we tell em sometimes.  He used to care sorta about it, now he just laughs it off.  So we just got a new driver, young guy like us and he shadows andy to learn what to do.  Andy told me  one time he pissed along the road and the new guy was there.  Told em its cool just dont be reckless.  I think now new guy is doing it too, according to Andy. 

Its necesary for sometimes and then others do it on purpose cause its funny.  God I  dont know why, its so fucking hot.   

How many y'all delivery drivers, amazon, pizza, uber, fed ex,  whatever and you do this?  Seen drivers doing it?  You ever chat with em?  

Haha, just be careful you don't accidentally piss all over your hands before handing the nice people their food 😉

4 hours ago, TylerHasFun said:

fuck yea bro.  ive snuck in some piss in food too, aint nobody noticed it neither

 

Lol, nice. What food, and who ate it?

Typing with one hand again as I watch your videos. So nice of you to wipe your fucking piss up off the floor and put the tp back away in the case, fucking prick, lol 😆 I could tell you were horny even before you started from those pleasure moans you were making getting off on being a shithead. Really want to go piss a bathroom again now. Hard af rn.

Niiiice. You should do this as much as possible.

On 3/4/2024 at 5:52 AM, MrTinkle said:

I’ve been avoiding the toilet as much as I can. Some of the recent places I’ve pissed are 

Against a gas station wall with my father because they didn’t allow customers to use their bathrooms so we whipped out our cocks on the backside of the building and let loose together

Walked off an outdoor patio at a restaurant maybe 30 feet away to some shrubbery by the sidewalk and pissed on some flowers a woman at the restaurant looked on 

Pissed out my bedroom window into the backyard at night 

Pissed on the carpet in my room 

Pretended to try on clothes at the mall so I could spray a mirror in a fitting room with piss 

Went on a walk in a park, sat on a bench unzipped myself and pissed off that 

Peed in several sinks 

Pissed in the dishwasher and washing machine 

Went to my dads house and pissed in his basement on the wall 

I’ve been busy 

Lol, nice. Last time I avoided the toilet I used a walmart bathroom, went into the stall, and literally just avoided the toilet. Everything else in the stall got pissed on though, lol.

I once put about half a cup of pee in a slow cooker meal I made for myself and my girlfriend. She never knew that we sat down to a piss dinner together. She's disgusted by piss, lol.

On 2/20/2024 at 11:29 AM, martan1258 said:

The best are soups. You can easily add some flavour and noone will notice 😄

muh man

On 7/27/2024 at 2:20 PM, nylon crossdresser said:

I drink mine as part of foreplay, usually from a wine glass. Feeling the glass warm up in my hand as my piss gurgles into it turns me on a lot. I'll lift the glass to my nose to sample its odour and then take a sip, enjoying its warm and slightly salty taste. By the time I've finished the glass, my cock is hard and ready for action. 

I find that drinking two pints of water and chomping a large slice of watermelon gives my pee an agreeable smell and taste. This makes it easy to drink a large wine glass of pee, taking foreplay to the next level. 

Damn, I hope you piss and cum in your panties too!

Just jerked off so good to your twitter. Fuck, I love watching people beassholes with their piss. I love what a pissing dickhead you are!