Kevin

On 5/17/2024 at 4:37 AM, TopMarker said:

When I helped out in construction I used to go wherever. Basements, elevator shafts or the corners below the stairs were my favorite makings.

One time on a renovating job we were doing the electrical wiring and the plumbing hadn't been fixed yet. I chose a storage room on the same floor we were working on to relieve myself in a number of times. In the corner, on dusty furniture, between boxes... Couldnt be bothered to go all the way downstairs and climb up again.

So when I come back the trainee, a young cute and rather shy dude, asked where I had found a working toilet and I gave him directions. Stepping into said storage room he hesitantly asked if I were mocking him and I was dead serious. Told him he could mark the couch as it had to be thrown out eventually anyway. He shied away but chose an open storage box to piss in. Boy, did He have to go! Cant remember what was in there but we definitely had a laugh about pissing on something. Later that day we did piss on the couch together finally. He turned out to be cool about it in the end and marked lots of places, dropping his inhibitions around me.

Man it's so cool that you just showed him that he can piss wherever he want. Cause that's normal for dude to just relieve themselves wherever they want. Are your coworker also cool about pissing everywhere ?

7 hours ago, MrTinkle said:

I’ve done some landscaping work, and whenever I work with my dad in the yard I’m always pissing on something outside. When I did landscaping work I’d try to hide behind bushes, or against the fence or even behind sheds. I’ve also done painting work while a house was being built and sometimes I’d take a leak around the house. In the unfinished closet, the basement, where there was insulation going in. Wherever I needed to relieve myself honestly. 

I love how construction worker just piss wherever they want, when you piss in insulation doesn't it like soak the wall and permanently leave a mark and smell ?

7 hours ago, selfpissinglad said:

I'm a landscaper and piss outside everyday. If I've been at your house, guarantee I've pissed all over your bushes as well as trimmed them hehe

Have you ever pissed on something else like a wall or near the front door ?

On 4/16/2024 at 9:26 AM, MrTinkle said:

I was in a parking lot when I needed to go for a piss and decided I’d hop out of the car and take a leak. I unzipped took out my cock and stood facing the car next to me. I unloaded my stream all over their window and door. It felt so fucking good. 

Yeah pissing on car is a classic, just stand there and use it as urinal. Funny how most of the time my stream en up on the handle even when I'm not really trying to aim that way. Some times when we're drunk me and my friends can jump on the roof of some dar and piss all over it.

On 4/27/2024 at 1:08 AM, TylerHasFun said:

I love fucking with door to door salemen.  All in good fun though.  I listen to what they got to say, and I take their card, even called on some of em for work,  but I do like putting on a show for em too.  I've had similar experiences before, but the other day I had another one, thought yall find it funny.  So this guy comes to my door in the morning, he is selling like pest control service.  So he's talking and I am listening.  He's a young guy mid 20s like me, cute too if I am being honest, so I decide to fuck with em a bit.  So I step out of my room, I'm wearing shorts, no shirt or nothing and I step over by the next door (I live in an apartment), whip it out and start pissing.  My back is turned to em.  This man is still talking, trying to ignore whats happening till he cant and starts laughing at me.  And I start laughing too, telling em keep going man I'm listening.  So he does for abit.  One point he asks me aint you afraid someone ill see ya.  I said bro I do this all the time, I think they all seen me.  He was telling me about how sometimes when hes door to door he thinks about just finding someplace to piss.   And dude I had to go bad, and he aint realized that the river was coming his way and he was standing in it for a bit.  Lol then he realized and hopped out of the way.   Anyways I took his card, he shook my hand, happened to be my dick hand lol but whatever, and he left laughing some more down the stairs.  

Bro I was hoping he'd just join me too.  

Fuck it's hot ! And yeah it would have been neat of be had just joined and pissed. I mean now was his chance to just relieve himself without being shouted at.

Of course if you wanna share pictures or videos please do. But pls only one involving messy or careless piss as voluntary piss trashing isn't really the subject here.

Like if you found a mess someone else made with his careless pissing, or yours or a video on the internet pls share it so we all enjoy it. 😉

I think I I'll lead the way.

About one time I've done it, yeah I rarely take care to aim properly when not at home. One time I was in the toilet of the movie theatre and I had taken out my cock to piss. I was focused on my phone however, talking to some friend so I wasn't really paying attention to where I was pissing so by the time I was over there was piss all over the bowl.

One other time I was waiting at the same toilet and there was this dude pissing with the door open. He was talking to his friend in the other stall, I could see his stream splashing on the bowl. As he was not very close to the toilet his stream started to hit the ground by the end, when it wasn't strong enough, it lasted a few second but he didn't event try to correct it and finished on the ground. He spat which landed on the floor and left this piss mess without even flushing.

One thing I find incredibly hot is when dudes have bad aim when they piss and it doesn't bother them. Like, they're not trying to trash/mark he place with their piss, they're just careless and couldn't give two fuck about making a mess which they won't clean anyway.

So if you're that kinda guy or if you've seen that kind of stuff please share this here it'd be so cool !

26 minutes ago, MidoriLemonade85 said:

I mean it would be great for Thomas himself to get pissed on. Maybe when he is crawling under the desk to plug a powerpoint in for the gaming system, Colin can just casually pee over him, like it’s no big deal. 
 

I like the sock drawer scenario. I peed in my underwear drawer and it was fun…the pee got soaked up by only a few socks and knickers. Perhaps there are other drawers the boys can wet? Or mirrors. Thomas can stand in front of the mirrors as he watches multiple pee streams run down it. 
 

There are always electrical devices that need a pee-wash…phones, computers, etc. 

And maybe Thomas should just go “fuck it, I’ll join them” and thoroughly soak his room himself.

I like those ideas, I might take inspiration for some ! 😉

What do you think his roommate could do in his bedroom next ?

On 3/27/2024 at 10:30 PM, stevemcf said:

Never had any hassle from the police about pissing, most of them are pretty decent about it and don’t care, but there are a few arseholes. Me and may mate were standing either side of a door having a piss on the way home one night and this policeman comes up. I thought he was gonna do us, and there was no way I could have stopped even if I’d wanted to. But he just walked up, stood between us, got his dick out and started pissing against the door as well. I told him I thought he was going to fine us, but he just laughed said he didn’t give a shit where people pissed, did the same himself and couldn’t be arsed with the paperwork. Young lad, pretty sound, nice chat. Another night walked up an alley to have a piss and found a policeman already pissing against a bin. Felt like I had to walk a little bit past him before I whipped it out and pissed 😂

Other hand, I was talking to this guy, actually while having a piss once, and he said that he’d just gotten a bollocking from the police for being about to have a piss in an alley, hadn’t even gotten his dick out was just walking down it to go. Guess opening up his jeans gave it away 🤣. So he’d had to hold a bit longer before going up the road a bit where he’d found me pissing.

So yeah, decent cops and areseholes, but mostly sound. But yeah, pretty ballsy to whip it out and start pissing right in front of them. 

Same where I'm from, I've seen so many cops pissing. Usually the one that can cause problems are the old ones, but the young don't care and will miss anywhere. One day I was at my friend's apartment and there was some trouble in the building and police showed up, as they were doing their stuff some of them used the stairwell to piss.

50 minutes ago, stevemcf said:

I’ve worked on building sites for years and I’ve never once used a portaloo. They always get provided cos they have to, but they’re always taken away at the end of the build unused. I can’t be arsed walking all the way across the site to have a piss, so I just whip it out and piss wherever I am. Usually for me thats inside the building. It leaves a piss mark on the floor or wall but it dries up pretty quickly. The lads I work with do the same, and I see others pissing wherever they are or see the piss marks and puddles afterwards. It’s basically everyone on the site that’s doing it. It just makes sense. 

Doesn't it impregnate the surface especially if the walls are made of wood or smth ? Also I've heard that drywallers fill walls with piss bottles.

1 minute ago, WateryMoose said:

Hehe it's alright, I bet you doused a fair lot of places already

Man it's so much easier this way, head for the bedroom, piss and go back to having fun.

13 minutes ago, WateryMoose said:

How many of such parties have you attended so far?

I don't know I don't keep a notebook of them sry 😅

2 hours ago, martan1258 said:

I dont go to the parties often, so for me the question is likely where i would usually piss. Id use the bedroom, which is  usually carpeted. And there preferably on walls and corners. Bed has to be saved for sex 😀  If the bedroom is occupied Id go to the hallway. 

Yeah the bed is often used to fuck, it'll be trashed too anyway cause some dudes that didn't take condoms with them would just pull out and shoot their load all over the sheets.

And yeah the bedroom is one of my first choice too, I almost always go either in a corner or in the closet as I let the girls use the drawers cause it's more practical for them.

2 hours ago, weequeen said:

i’ve peed on furniture like sofas and chairs, or right on the floor. once i went into a walk-in closet which was carpeted and had my piss there. another time i was with a friend and we were both bursting for a piss and the bathroom was occupied and so i suggested we piss in a trash can - one of those small ones. i went first hovering over it and pissed in it. after that my friend took his dick out and peed in it too. by the time we were done it there was a lot of pee in it 😳

Yeah the little trash and are a classic, but they become like landmines. If someone accidentally push them over it's a wave of piss that flood the room lmfao.

I figure walk in closet are especially practical for girls cause you get to have your privacy plus you can take some clothes to wipe yourself when you're done.

Dod you saw your friend piss anywhere else ?

59 minutes ago, martan1258 said:

The organizer is usually busy all the time, talks to people etc. He cannot monitor every movement in the house, especially if its big. Its so easy to go to some room for a minute and do your business 😀  Only your piss stains and smell remain... And if the others do the same, noone is  guilty.

Yeah, and by the time the party is over and the rooms are trashed everyone is leaving so it's to late.

Where do you usually piss ?

18 minutes ago, M.Vixen said:

I travel a lot for work (by train, mostly) and I often see men working outside. My country has fairly strict regulations about one or more porta-loo’s being at every site from what it seems but I can’t imagine men really using those to pee when there is another somewhat secluded spot nearby. I hardly ever see men going where they shouldn’t though so I wonder if maybe employers (try to) enforce rules on it or maybe I’m just unlucky.. lol. 

One of my friend is a construction worker and he tells me the dudes kinda piss anywhere even when there is a porta loo. They also piss in bottles which they put in walls or stuff like that.

On 8/10/2023 at 6:26 PM, PissPrince97 said:

Has anyone ever been to a piss party? 
I would love to buy a large house or perhaps an old church and have it designated for frequent piss parties where guess can piss anywhere they want. Open fucking and bdsm play would be allowed and obviously consent would be strictly enforced but the main premise of the event would be piss related.

We could play games to see who could shoot their piss the furthest, who could produced the yellowest stains of on walls and furniture, who could put out candles with stream accuracy, and who could fill random containers with the most piss. There could also be a who can piss in the most unique place in the entire house. Bathrooms would be available for doing number 2 but pissing will be encouraged to be done out in the open. I always wanted to run a kink/sex club and the more I think of it the more I want it be piss themed.
 

I love the idea, we could make team and see who would flood a room faster !!

On 5/2/2024 at 3:47 AM, weequeen said:

usually getting shitfaced drunk. they didn't know what's going on in the house lol

Usually I see girls using drawers to piss, is there other places you use ? 

49 minutes ago, BadBoy21 said:

Awww yeah, there's a part 4!  Even his best roommate too,  oh the betrayal! I love it bro.  They all seem to be getting more bold about it.  Can't wait to see what happens next

The story isn't over haha 

7 hours ago, weequeen said:

usually getting shitfaced drunk. they didn't know what's going on in the house lol

It's funny how theyre so busy they don't even notice that people are going in and out of some room to piss or fuck lmfao.

4 hours ago, Bacardi said:

I noticed that the deletion thread was recently wiped so probably what happened was the user who created the story had requested deletion at one point and when it was granted their content disappeared along with them.

Oh okay, I knew the used left the site but I thought his content would stay. 

Hello, I've been searching for the fictional story house party piss nightmare as it is one of my favourite. But I can't seem to find it, was it removed ?