PublicPee

I've pissed in public before. Few times in stairwells. I kind of want to again. Any places to or tips? FYI I will have to be squatting with pants down to pull this off. I was thinking maybe a parking lot of a store, or in my pants in a store. Or if I'm brave, on the side of the road with cars passing by. What are the odds that one gets me in trouble? It's a fantasy of mine lol. Any tips for this? And any places not mentioned I should consider?