Your planning is really amazing, thanks for sharing! 💖 I've always wondered how I could do this too and also get away with it (dropping the drink is really smart). Up until today, I never had any kind of spandex leggings (as a guy), which are crucial for the plan to work. I did a bit of looking around and ended up buying a fairly tight-fitting spots compression pants. They are 85% polyester and 15% spandex, so I'm thinking that they won't be too absorbent and should dry quickly (I'll be testing this theory first too! 😄).
I'm pretty sure I can "aim" my stream so that it ends up downwards,