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YouCantPeeHere

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  1. Does anyone else see pee in the snow in daylight and wonder if it is not only just dogs that are making it yellow? Hoping that dicks are whipped out and stained the snow yellow. Any men out there who can testify to the fact they add to the yellow that I am seeing and that it is not just dogs? Also, how do you pick a spot to aim, do you like to piss on bulging out pieces of snow? 

     

    Drip

    Drip

    Drip...

    Dribble....

    squirt.

     

    Big dick hanging out of pants.

     

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  2. Are there any adult playground/bath house/saunas that exist for pee play?

    I have found a few but they are so regulated. 

    What I'd want to do is piss towards people unsuspectingly in a locker room but I think pee play is not allowed at most bath houses. 

    I wonder if there could be a locker room/ all gender bathroom or sauna set up where everyone there knows people will be peeing everywhere and aiming at one another and to sign a consent form before entering. So everyone who is attending has already signed off on the fact it would be okay to pee on or be peed on one another.

    Any ideas? Also does anyone have a location they know of (anywhere in the world) where something like this already exists?

  3. I walk into a familiar bathroom and I am at work or a serious place, but have the urge in my dream to use the bathroom so badly that its bursting out. But the bathroom looks like a bath house. A large area with rooms and rooms of stalls and urinals, and other secret rooms, kind of like a large pool locker room.  It stinks of water - bathroom - and the faint distant smell of man piss but very minimal. I walk through trying to find a bathroom and to do it in a respectful way in the toilet, but I get distracted..

     

    The first thought in my head is to do some naughty pissing where I shouldn't. There are wood benches and peoples' belongings, towels, metal lockers above the benches, there are regular lockers, there is white tiled floor, there are these openings (no doors) to these other secret dressing rooms, that lead to a shower with lockers, and its like a labyrinth that keeps on going. The only problem is there are people EVERYWHERE, and you never know when someone will walk in or who. 

     

    (I'm jerking while typing this)

     

    I walk through the locker room and hear people everywhere but spread out in different parts of the bathroom. I don't have much time and there are NO doors on any of the stalls, and if there are doors, that you get lucky to find to have privacy, they are half way so you can see your face and expression while pissing. I hear women and men its a co-ed locker room.

     

    there are complete strangers I barely know seeing me in urgency looking around for a stall. I go in one stall and the toilet is clogged and its overflowing so I try another stall and its got a half door, I squat over it and pull out my dick to use it anyways, and then some people walk by and clearly see me peeing. I stop and clamp up in embarrassment and then run out of the stall holding my dick and trying to find another toilet. I pull up my pants at the same time. 

     

    There is another toilet that is clean with no stall but you have to face people walking in, so if anyone comes, they will immediately see the pleasure and horniness on your face of releasing piss. I was so nervous and it was so realistic I didn't want to do that.

    I start to get horny and realized I am in this dream and can do whatever I want, but I'm not sure if I'll get in trouble in case this is real life, so I am holding my dick and my bladder. 

    I am walking around an open area and hear voices in the distance like in the shower room, and decided to squat on the floor and point my dick at the white tiles in the middle of what looks like benches and lockers. I feel like I'm going to get in so much trouble, so it is slow to come out and I dribble a bit but suddenly --- two girls walk by and I quickly pull my pants up and run to. a different  room but I feel they may follow me and yell at me for peeing and not being respectful in a locker room that is already co-ed and already messy. I feel blue balls - like my bladder wants to go and orgasmically release the peepee but it can't because people keep walking by. 

     

    I walk into a different room, my boner raging hard and my face hot and red, clearly extremely horny to cum and pee but I try to look normal. I walk into a smaller change room with lockers in the middle and see a guy changing his shirt and on the other side on the left locker area,  a few girls are talking but not really paying attention. in that moment, I wanted to charge at the guy changing his shirt and pull down my pants and piss all over the guy changing and get his dry clothes all wet with my piss and feel him yell at me and the horny shame of releasing where I'm not supposed to. I decide I will, and I'm about to take it out of my pants, and point my dick on the floor nearby the guy instead of on him, but instead I clamp up out of embarrassment, and I feel like I am pressed for time, like the people at my job are looking for me or will come in the bathroom too and see what I'm doing and the look on my face. I even though it would be hot to walk by the guy and piss in one of the lockers to relieve myself on the other side so he and the girls didn't see. so that's what I start doing, as Im' squeezing my dick walking over to the other lockers to hide and squat and stick my penis into the open locker, I see a girl with a towel on her head come right next to me and open her locker "SHIT" I thought, holding back one more time. There is a limited amount of times I can hold it! (ughhhhhh it feels so good jerking and typing this right now, I'm sliding my hand on my penis and the tip is twitching from the pleasure, my dick is red from thinking of this)

     

    I keep on bumping into people in the places I want to "hide and squat quick" to release my pee mess...so to save the shame and embarrassment and knowing there is NO WHERE I CAN GO TO HAVE PRIVACY AND HIDE, I find this room at the front where people walk in directly from outside into this bath house locker room, and I see this metal trough/bin basket.

     

    At the end I find this big long metal trough/like a metal bin and crouch over it bending my knees and pointing my penis, and I wrinkle my noise in disgust at how dirty, naughty and horny this is and my mouth in an ":O" shape like an orgasm face, full well knowing the girls in their 20s will walk by and see me in disgust, as well as the well behaved men who didn't pee on the floor...and start pissing in the metal trough all the way and I know people see me and are walking by but I don't care and I know I'm supposed to piss in the toilet but I would rather piss in the trough. I also move my cock to the side and see the droplets bouncing off and onto the floor "missing" on purpose, and I stop my stream (feels so good) and start it again, spraying piss filling up the trough. I feel and hear women giggling and talking and seeing me. I feel like they're going to tell someone what I'm doing and get me in trouble but such is the case of a co-ed locker room/bathroom. I have this feeling people are going to tell on me but I keep squirting out my piss until I'm finished and enjoy all the ecstasy of it.

     

    please comment what you think of this and have you had a similar dream? if so, can you please share so I can vicariously jerk to it?

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  4. It was incredible and one of the most unreal piss experiences I have ever had. It was so coincidental because I was so into watching pissing porn a lot, I had NEVER thought I'd see it out the window of my own house.

     

    I had my window wide open and my room faces the street. All the blinds were up and it was me and a friend over. We were arguing about something and he was facing me, and I was facing the window. Across the street there is this small blue bungalow next to these mansion houses. These two guys in their late 20s were taking a stroll during March 2020 (beginning of lockdown 😞) and had sweatpants on. I immediately sense something about the way they're walking kind of slowing down and one guy tells his friend to wait there. He adventurously wanders off the sidewalk and goes between the mansion house. I instantly sense something weird is going to happen. I thought they were going to break into the house across the street...or...something else. His friend waits on the sidewalk and looks either way. 

    The guy goes ballsy OUT of the alleyway and chooses to go in between the mansion and the bungalow which is a pure clear view to my window. I stare at them and my friend is like "what...what?" and my face turns beat red and I start feeling horny in my crotch area, and try not to tell my friend to turn around but keep watching and licking my lips.

     

    The guy wanders up and down the side of the house in the gravel rocks and looks around, and turns TOWARD my view, pulls down his black sweatpants and his long light brown cock dangles out. It was a sight to see a naked cock just out in public. 

    I say "OMG" and duck down as soon as I see pee shooting out in a stream from his cock. This part is a blur because I'm so embarrassed the windows are open and I'm feeling horny but I also want to keep watching but don't want him to see me watching so I ducked down. popping up to see a little more. My hand is in my warm crotch and I'm touching myself and my friend sees me and is disgusted and starts to yell things at me but I'm so fixated on this blissful moment that I may not get to see again, that I just keep on arousing myself. I don't get to see the guys' face because I'm staring at his cock and his stream. I'd say it was about 80-100m away. 

     

    When the guys left I saw the neighbours come home hours later and the man took out the garbage..at the side of the house...I got so horny thinking he probably smelled piss but didn't know why. 

     

    After that event I wanted to rub my crotch and cum against something for the rest of the day. I replayed that moment over and over in my head.

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  5. I wish I could see that with multiple guys and also have them piss on me. I also wish I could have been in your position and started unexpectedly pissing on them for fun in a horny naughty way, and splattering my piss into their puddle and having it splash them, while they're bending down to pee, including the girl showing her butt against the tree. 

  6. Hi I have a hot video I made to upload. Its a narrated piss fantasy of peeing in a restricted public place and people saying "no you can't piss here!" with sex sounds and all. I just cannot find a good porn site to upload. I have already tried Xvideos, CinemaPee, Pornhub, and it seems you have to jump through hoops and give SO MUCH away of your identity to post anything online these days. how do other people do it? You can't just click a button you have to give so much personal info (like Pornhub - privacy violations) and XVideos needs a verification video where you expose your own body and voice which they can TRACK in conjunction with your IP address to know who you are essentially. Which that defeats the excitement of posting so I deleted my Xvideos account. 

     

    cinemapee is not letting me. It must have something to do with the fact I live in a country where maybe uploading porn is banned or maybe its my IP address is not residential? I have no idea?

     

    how do you do it? Please help I am so horny to upload this video I've been finished (after working on it for a while) and I want to upload it and masturbate knowing people are watching it and getting off to it too...

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