Pee_punk

Countless times I've been held while peeing. But 9/10 times, the girl vise grips me almost to the point of not being able to release. But there was one fling that was an absolute champ at holding me. My fondest memory with her was in the shower, and I started peeing on her nonchallant (I tell almost every s/o about my fetish the first or second hook up, so she knew). She turns around after noticing, takes me dick in hand, and aims right at her stomach and chest. She knew exactly how to handle me without squeezing, but still keeping perfect control. After I finished she told me, "I love when you do that."

You could always pee proof your bedroom and have garbage bags ready to dispose of the mess. Like puppy pads all over the floor, mattress protector, etc. Depends on what kind of activities planned.

In my car I had a funnel I used for fluids, but one day I decided to "misuse" it. I brought it inside to my room and experimented a bit. It was a little over a foot in length with a wide, curved opening. It fit into literally every bottle I tried, so I pretty much had my own bedroom urinal. To describe the curve best I can, the opening was offset, so you could pour oil/fluids and have a splash guard. A splash guard it definitely was. Depending on the size of the bottle, and having a bed maybe a foot off the ground, i could pee sitting up or while laying sideways. 2 liters were tricky, id either have to angle the bottle so I could access the funnel opening, or stand while holding the bottle.

My favourite container of all time still goes to the vitamin container that was short but beefy enough that I put it between my legs laying down, pulled myself out and let it hang into the opening while peeing. Probably my laziest pee to date.

Thinking about it now, with the right precautions and fabric/upholstery focused detail chemicals that rejects liquids, id pee in a Rolls Royce while being chauffered. Either by wetting myself, on the floor, in the champagne glasses, or just lowering my pants and going like sitting on a toilet. Realistically I could never unless wearing a VERY absorbent diaper, or being with a s/o and exchange a glass of "champagne" while being driven.

On 12/2/2022 at 4:22 AM, gldenwetgoose said:

The post you made last Tuesday mentioning Jeepers Creepers is still there.   It's just pretty much all the rest that have been removed - posting just names and 'remove the space' names doesn't help people.

 

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Oooh! I was going through to make sure it wasn't a repost but that pic of the cheerleader girl is from Detroit Rock City! You can hear her pee for a few seconds then she begins to fart. My ex didn't let me watch that part of the movie knowing my fetish 😅

Next time she mentions needing to pee, say in  a casual way, "now that you mention it I could go for one too." Hopefully you can pause your work to go, so after you say that proceed to get up like you're going to go. Her reaction will tell the tale.

Not sure if content creators count as adult film stars, but diapered sunshine and baby Blair have my vote. Sunshine is just the cutest thing since sliced bread, and Blair has that beautiful English accent that revs my engines.

Black raspberry has be stealing the show lately though. The hissing sound coming from her diaper is just 🤌

You could always soda water it after peeing. Let the bubbly lift everything out of the fabric then firmly press a towel onto the landing zone. I had a futon that probably had around 6 different peoples pees on it, plus religiously by me. No issues.

12 minutes ago, Banzai said:

 

I don't often pee in condoms. I usually pee in my clothes, or in the laundry basket, in the garden... But last night I was masturbating with a condom on my dick, I was too lazy to go to the toilet to ejaculate, I wanted to lie down in bed and I felt like I wanted to pee. I still went to the bathroom so that I wouldn't pee all over the bed. Only a few times I peed in condoms and none of them broke. I didn't have such surprises during sex either

Thanks for the input! I'm going to experiment when laundry day comes and test one out with water first before a beer induced pee. I'm sure different quality rubbers hold more than others.

Anywhere I use a conventional toilet, home or public, I aim for the back right curve probably right above the water line. If I'm with someone who knows about my fetish I aim more into the water for them to hear and make them think about my pee. At that angle though, I find when my legs are exposed I don't feel any splashback. I enjoy pee on my body, but the inside of toilets gross me out. I clean and sanitize my personal toilet like 3 times a week and still disinfect the seat when I go number 2.

2 hours ago, Banzai said:

Peeing in a condom

Have you ever had a condom break while peeing? Like has too much liquid caused one to burst? I haven't filled a condom since I was a teenager. They always held up but they were small pees. 

I applaud the women that hover. It's a rare occurrence based on my experience. It astonishes me how many women I've witnessed plop right on a public toilet without even wiping it. I have a personal throne in my room and still sanitize the seat before I sit, even if I used it last. Gotta pamper the ass cheeks 🤌

I literally spill the beans after the second or third orgasm I give said partner. Then during the sensual slow strokes I ask what their kinks are. After they answer they always ask back. I act embarrassed, make them pinky promise not to tell, then admit my pee fetish. 9 times outa 10 I've gotten indulged. Confidence is key. But also providing an open mind to their kinks is the kicker. 

Any pics of it? Or better yet what are the dimensions? 

On 7/28/2023 at 3:30 PM, Overlord said:

I myself never peed in a moving car. But I heard about some genius lad who went the full mile.

He drilled a hole in the sheet metal of the floor and passed a tube through it. The tube ended with a little funnel between his legs. So every time he needed to pee, he just pissed down the tube directly on the street beneath him.

That's a genius invention if you ask me and every car should come equipped with it.

Being an ex auto detail tech, I'd be upset if pee got on my paint from the driver Infront of me 😅 It would work great with a gas tank style container that could hold it with a drain plug. Like an RV. 

When I would go on road trips I would wear diapers so I wouldn't have to stop. Just lift my butt so the pee would spread to the back and keep it rolling 

The most I've drank was probably, and I'm guestimating the volume based on bartending, around 6-8oz. My ex and I were wasted drunk staying with a friend and we were given her sons room to sleep in (he was not present in the household). She knew about my fetish and has indulged me in ways I never thought. But as she was sitting on the floor, she started peeing onto the carpet. Being the good friend I am, and to avoid a mess, I put my face straight into her pussy and started drinking from her like a nippled sports bottle. De-e-licious

Hello all!

First post, so I have a little stage fright. Anywhore, I've been very keen on peeing into bottles in my room while feeling lazy, but also the rush of naughty peeing. So i came up with an idea to make it simpler to pee and not stop what I'm doing to hold the bottle while I release. I took a poster and transformed it into a funnel that attaches to my designated bottle. This way I can be sitting on my bed and pee hands free without making a mess. I've posted a picture to show my contraption, and here in about 20-30 minutes I will be testing it out. Has anyone else tried to do the same with better success? Much love everyone!

Imagine finding an ancient chamber pot and finding out it's worth a fortune. "The queen peed in this. Bid starting at $100k." 🤣 My thought is, would it be worth more to a random collector, or a fetishist? 

I used to feel this way. I'd hold it for ages then when I'd finally get the courage to ask, I'd speak low and monotone, and of course choose a time where the homeowner would be mid conversation. But when I'd finally gain the attention it was sweet relief finally going and wonder to myself why I was so shy. Now days, I just ask "where's the bathroom?" And get immediately directed. It's an every day thing everybody does. It's better to ask and make it than to wet and explain the wet spot when standing up. Outdoor gatherings, I don't ask anything. I just say "imma hit the head" in a tired, *my body's sore* kinda voice and find a nice spot. Also the spots I choose are ones nobody can hear my stream because that's the only mental block I carry. Comes with the fetish lol. 

Soooo many times I've been in the bathroom with my friend girls to pee, public and private bathrooms, and 9/10 they sit right on the toilet seat with no hesitation. Even in unisex bathrooms at bars. Sometimes a quick wipe of the seat but nothing to remove the potential filth. As a male, I would never. When the rare occurrence happens that I have to #2 in public, I wipe and layer the living hell out of the seat. But to each their own, I've never heard of anyone catching a disease off the seat so it's probably not as bad as I make it.

From personal experience, it's very easy to have a girl indulge. The key is to wait until the 3rd or 4th hookup when she's undoubtedly into you. Ask what she likes, what gets her horny. Any kinks? Then when she asks you, tell her you like pee. Don't spill all the beans, just tell her you think it's hot when a girl pees. 9/10, she will ask "how do you want to do this?" The key is to be in the middle of sex. It's not an "over the dinner table" kind of talk. Good luck!