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I was out drinking beer with a straight friend couple of years back. None of us had any inhibitions when it came to pissing anywhere. A bush, a tree, a wall, come what may. It was natutal for us to just casually whip out our cock and take a piss, continuing talking or whatever. Not sure whether he thought anything of it; I'd like to think he also got a kick out of marking his territory, but I never found out for sure. He certainly liked to go for a piss together.

Anyway when time came to part ways for the night we paid for our beers at the last pub and went outside. It was a warm summer night and he wore flip-flops (you may guess as to where this is going). I was like "damn, I need to piss again, but don't want to go back inside - hey there's a tree right in front of the pub :-)" so I start pissing against the tree. He joins me and as usual I love watching him go right next to me. Can't remember why but I didn't watch my stream at all, might have been distraught looking at him. Not out of mischief, I swear, just out of ignorance or distraction. So mid-stream he goes "hey, watch your aim, for fuck's sake?!"
And I realized I had been pissing on the tree trunk right above where he was standing, pretty much splashing his ankles, feet and flip-flops. I corrected, apologized and we laughed our asses off. Although it was unintentional it was funny as hell. I still chuckle thinking about it.

Yeah, it's not straight pissing on someone but for me it's the next best thing. I don't believe he really enjoyed that episode, but I sure as hell did.

It really helps in aiming when pulled back. So whenever I feel lazy in public restrooms or when pissig outside I don't bother and just let it spray. Most times after the initial blast the steady stream is easily targeted onto the designated area.