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The church that I went too had to have a new boiler fitted, the boiler house was accessed by a side gate at one end of the building and a path between the church and a tall boundary wall to a small square yard with the boiler house in it, this path was about two feet wide for most of its length and over grown with weeds and ivy, so me and my girlfriend were asked if we could clear it, so one Saturday this we did. We started early in the morning and after about three hours I went to the corner across from the boiler house and peed on the wall. After we had had our lunch snack and drink, my gi

Yes you are correct that is were guard robe came from but the toilet box that had to be emptied was call a 'Closed Stool' Hence the name Stool is the name for Sh**. cheers Blob

Some years ago me and my girlfriend were walking around on top of castle walls, looking out at the scenic views, and down into the castle grounds at all the now roofless buildings. When I noticed a female walk away from a group and enter a building right below us, as I watch her she moved away from the doorway and with her back to us she dropped her trousers and knickers and went into a squat and had a piss, once she had stopped pissing she stood up and bend over to her handbag giving me a good clear view of her large bum, as she got a tissue and wiped herself, tossing the tissue into the co

I was wiring lights and power points in a garage one Saturday with my girlfriend. This garage had a big door at the front (which was closed) to the left side was a smaller door and the back wall had a big long window at about shoulder height, and backed onto a railway line. As the day went on I had gone out the side door and around the back of the garage to a gap of about two feet wide between the garage and a wire boundary line with the railway, and peed on the wall below the window. Later on my girlfriend also went to the same spot to pee. I could see her from her chest up as she lowered

Sighting No3 the best till last I was sitting in my car outside the church one Sunday afternoon waiting for the vicar for another christening, ( did not have my set of church key's with me) It was also the day of a marathon which was going past the church and there were people standing around to watch it. When 3 or 4 females went into the church gate, so I got out of my car to see if I could help them, (to tell them that the church was still locked and that the vicar would be there soon) The females were French and were looking for toilets, I told them where the nearest ones were and point

Sighting No2. I was at another christening at the same church, when through a small lancet window that over looked the toilet door, (the toilet was in a small building across the back yard of the church) I could see a female pulling hard on the door handle so I went out to say that there was someone in there. As I turned the corner to go to the toilet building there was another female with her skirt up and her knickers around her knees squatting with her back to the wall about to pee, when she saw me she stood up dropping her skirt into place. Just then the toilet door opened and this fema

It is an old church but it does have a toilet, this is going to be sighting no.2

Sighting no. 1 I was at a christening and was standing with the vicar at the font, when a large female in jeans stood up and walked out of the church door. A moment later I saw her through the stain glass window to my left. I could make out her blue jeans as she pushed them down and her big wide pale ass as she went into a squat, then saw her stand back up and pull her blue jeans back up over her ass before walking back into the church. After the christening as I was going out of the church yard I could see a large wet patch on the ground between the war memorial and the church wall unde

I did get to see her pee, well the reflection of her in a dark coloured car door. We had been walking an old railway track and been drinking from our water bottles, I had peed behind a tree earlier and so when we were nearly at the car had said about driving across the moors to a pub, she said she would need a wee first. And so after I had got into the car she went to the back of the car on the passenger side just on the corner of the car in my blind spot, but I could see her in the reflection on the dark car door next to use, in my door mirror, I saw her pull down her jeans and knickers and

If it was wet or if we were working on our houses, we would not go walking but help each other. One job I helped her with was to finish relaying her floors, she had to have all her down stairs floors removed because of rot. As we worked she said that when the floors were all removed there was a drop of about three feet to the ground and to get to her bathroom and toilet you had to go through the dinning room from the hallway, then trough the kitchen and that at night for a wee she just used a saucepan up stairs in her bedroom until she bought a chamber pot with big pink roses on it. Sometime

Some weeks later we had walked all the old railway tracks that I know near our homes, and so my friend had got a book of walks on the moors, we were on one of these walks up to a beacon, when we got there all that was there was a large white stone trig-point and a large tree trunk ( how had that got there I do not know). After a sit down on the trunk and a drink from our water bottles I needed a pee. I said this to my friend who pointed out that there was nothing for me to stand behind. I said I will go over to the trig-point and stand beside it with my back to her, and that I did, the trig-

About three years after my long term girlfriend had got married to a matelot, a female fitter from Chatham moved to Devonport, and after first working in the workshop had moved into the test shop were I worked. At first she was sniffed around by the young lads who also helped her to do her house up, ( but as she had told them she did not do sex before marriage, the lads dropped off) So after weekends she became teary, until about midweek, then after the next weekend st started again and so on.... I found out that she became lonely over the weekends and so I asked how about going out for walk

My girlfriend lived with her grandmother and her great grandmother in a old four story house with no inside bathroom only an outside loo, and a tin bath used in the kitchen. To get to the loo you had to go through the backroom and then the kitchen and the wash house and out into the yard. We use to go up to the very top rooms of the house to hang out together. If I needed a pee ( I did not like to go down and out past both grandmothers and so) we would both go into the back attic room and open the window and I would pee onto the roof below it, the piss would run down the roof and into the gu

One Sunday afternoon me and my girlfriend were out walking our dog on the moors near Dartmoor Prison, on an old railway track bed. When we pasted a man sitting on a large rock, he said good afternoon and we replied good aftenoon back to him, just then a female stood up from behind the rock and joined him, we both think she was peeing behind this rock. As the afternoon walk went on I too needed a pee but my girlfriend was trying to be funny and not take the dog lead from me, and so here I am with the lead in my left hand and my thing in my right, standing on the track bed, my girlfriend stand

One hot day me and my girlfriend went for a swim in a free outdoor seawater pool by the sea. When we got there we went between the rocks to change, she cheated as she had her green with white side panels one piece swim suit on under her top and jeans and was laughing at me trying to change under my towel, we both got into the pool and swam around (well she did I cannot swim, I just walked around). After a while she got out and so I asked why and she said she needed a pee, I said why did she not pee in the pool, I had done so, after all it was only seawater, she said how disgusting as people

At my parents house I had a large wooden shed at the bottom of there large garden which I used as a workshop and a hideaway, in it I had a bench etc. and an old leather armchair and a radio. One wet afternoon I was in the shed when my girlfriend walked in, I said I did not know she was there ( I had an intercom to the house so that I could go in if asked to ) she said that there was no-one in the house so she had come down to the shed to see if I was in. I said that I had to finish some work so she sat in the armchair, while I worked we had a few cans of lager. After a while as I had started

My girlfriend had been playing netball, after which I took her back to her home for tea. As soon as we got inside her house she when upstairs to shower and change. I when in and laid the table and put the tv on. I then needed to pee so I went up stairs to the bathroom where my girlfriend was in the shower, I said I needed to pee and as a joke said how about a golden shower, she said in your dreams, I then said how about seeing who could pee the farthest, the looser cooks the tea, she said how? So I said if I stand here at the taps end of the bathtub and pee alomg the lengh of the bath, so

About 40 years ago before I had a car of my own, my girlfriend and I would go out at weekends on a pair of bicycles, she had to use her brothers bicycle witch had about 6 gears. The country roads were empty of cars and we could go for miles without seeing anyone. On this day we were riding along a road with a number of bends in it and tall hedges on both sides with out any breaks in them, not even farm gates. As she was faster then me she would often be ahead of me. As I came around a bend I saw her bicycle on the ground in the middle of the road, I thought she had come off it, but as I got

I was looking at some old photographs and found one of myself at Exeter Cathedral, this reminded me of this story. Many years age I was asked with a few lads to go to the cathedral on a Friday evening for a rehearsal for a ceremony on the Saturday. To get there someone from one of the Plymouth churches was going to drive a small mini-bus. On the Friday at about 5pm I drove to this church yard to meet someone with the bus, when I got there, there has a mother and her teenage daughter with the bus. We drove around to a number of other churches picking up the other lads, and onto the A38 to E

In the early 70's my girlfriend and I there on a day trip to London from the South West of England. (About 6hrs on the train up to London). We had to catch the last train of the day around 11:45pm. In those days the carriages were still split into 8 seat compartments, so we got one by ourselves and settled down for our longs journey and once we pasted through Reading tried to get some shuteye. Around 2am in the morning my girlfriend woke me to said that she needed a pee, I said you are a big girl you can go on your own now. She said she did not want to walk along the train to the loo on her

I was talking to the churchwarden at the church that I now play at about the sh** that was left at the back door to the hall, I know that men peed at the dust bins by the gate and that females peed in this door way). I was saying about why not extend the cctv to cover that door, he said it had not worked for over 15 years, (I thought that I could get to see females pee there if there was a camera put there but no). He then went on to tell me a anecdote from his past. As a young policemen, he was assisting an older officer in keep an overnight watch in a town center shop to combat recent burg

I have just arrived back from a working trip away with a colleague. On our day off we went to a 'Heritage Railway' to have a steam train ride. I was sitting facing the engine at a window watching the countryside going by when I saw a man in black motorbike leathers standing pissing through the fence towards the train track, I could see his piss stream as the train got closer. Then to his right I was a big black motorbike. That is when I got a quick flash of a female also in black leathers squatting between the bike and the fence, her pale white bum looking big against the black of her leat

Another time some weeks later we were walking back home the same way, when it started to rain, I said lets see if the changing room urinal was open to get in out of the rain but the iron gate was locked, I said I have an idea we can shelter in the children's play park just past the last football pitch. In the park were some large concrete pipes they were laid on the ground in the shape of a 'H' and two more on top as a 'T' with holes between them to climb through, when we got there we both climbed into ether end of the top of the 'T', ( the pipes seemed smaller then I remembered from my early

East Bourne or Christ Church or something that, to the left end if you are facing the sea

The town in which I lived was made up of a large number of villages which over the years had grown and joined together, one summers evening me and my girlfriend went for a walk. We walked along the main road to the next village, and we paid a visit to the pub there for a pint or two of lager before returning on a circular route. To do this we walked past the railway maintenance yards and into an area we called 'The Vale', this was a recreational area used by the local school consisting of a rugby pitch, a cricket pitch and three football pitches all in a line. As we walked along I started th