LetMeWatch

I remember an episode of "Friends" in which one of the girls was stung by something at the beach - maybe a jellyfish, don't remember - and Ross had to pee on her to neutralize the poison.

It never occurred to me to ask whether it's OK.  It's just something I heard, as a kid, when my sister was peeing.  And of course I was curious about what causes that particular hiss.

Decades later, I found out.  My wife & I had gotten into pee-play.  One day, up in the woods, I had found a perfect log with a fork in it for her to sit in, with room underneath for me to watch.  She was aroused, and her lips were open.

I saw the little, small, high-pressure stream come out of her peehole, and then it hit -- something, I think it might have been the underside of her clitoris -- as it turned into the slower, larger stream most of us are used to seeing.  And there was that old hissing noise.

Man, what a turn on.  Hell, I'm getting turned on just writing about it.

Decades ago, I was camping at a campground that had two toilets on one vault (tank that they pump out regularly).  There was a kind of slutty-looking woman there who decided to use a toilet while I was in the other one.  It sounded like a bucket of water being dumped.

"How does she do that?"  I wondered.

Question on Quora this morning:  "My wife is secretly peeing in my coffee maker.  What do I do?"

My answer:  Tell her "That is SO hot!  Please, may I watch?"

1.  Taylor Swift.  Nicest legs ever...

2.  Paris Hilton.

3.  Joan Jett.  She was kinky and I'll bet she could make it fun.

Already been mentioned, but out in the woods.  Try to find a hiking trail that isn't used much.  If there's a car parked at the trailhead, maybe try another trail.

As you walk, keep your eyes peeled for a good log for her to sit on.  Wait for her to tell you that she can't hold it much longer.  She can sit on the log and spread her legs, or hang her butt off the back of the log and pee straight down while you watch from below.

Also, if you can find a private spot to swim naked, having her stand legs apart with her pussy a few inches above the water, peeing standing up, is pretty hot.

P.S.  If this becomes A Thing...  I might be willing to go to Brittney Spears concerts, and Rihanna, and Taylor Swift...

Maybe even Miley Cyrus...

She was standing over me, naked, legs apart.  She had to pee.

I was half-reposed on the ground, naked and between her legs, my back resting against a huge old log.  Her pussy was just above eye level and inches from my face.

We had backpacked in to one of Oregon's thousands of high lakes, and there was no one around.  

We had spent the morning running naked through a nearby meadow, playing sexy chase games like a couple of not-quite-innocent children and we were both horny. Her pubic hair had only partially grown back after the one time that she let me shave her a couple of months earlier, and her new fur did not yet completely obscure her lovely femininity. Watching her run, that lovely vertical line at the very bottom of her pelvis looked to me like a smile. Indeed, to this day every time I see a shaven woman I still think I see a smile.

We had discovered pee-play during our first year of marriage when, at another high lake hundreds of miles away, we both realized at the same moment that we needed to pee.  As it turned out, this was to be the last year of our marriage, and our last time playing with her pee in the woods.

Many times in the intervening years we had played with her pee, almost always in the woods because neither of us got very turned on doing it in the bathtub at home. Something about doing it outdoors, in a fresh green meadow with the naked sunlight caressing our bodies and the scent of a voluptuous profusion of wildflowers all about us... well...

She's been gone for decades, and I still get horny anytime I go hiking in the woods.

So we had done this enough to know which things were a big turn-on, and I had been wanting to try it this way -- she standing over me with her legs spread -- for a long time. I had learned that while seeing her urine come forth was definitely a huge turn-on, feeling that warm, gentle stream on my body added immeasurable pleasure to the experience.  It is so warm...

It was in another forest even farther away that we had taken my trusty 4-wheel-drive up into the woods seeking a place to play. We hadn't planned to pee -- we were just horny and needed to get away from the kids for a while -- but those bumpy forest roads have an interesting effect on the female bladder. So there we were, all undressed in the woods like a couple of animals in rut, and she needed to pee.

So I leaned in close for a good view, bracing myself with one hand that just happened to be below her vagina,when some of her stream accidentally hit my hand. OH MY GOD what a turn-on! So nice and warm... and wet... touching me, after coming directly from the most feminine part of her. I had discovered more pleasure than I had ever imagined possible.

So we had experimented, here and there, with various ways to allow her warm, tender stream to flow across my skin whenever there was adequate water nearby (hopefully the right temperature) for cleanup afterward.   And here, with the warm August sun sparkling off the waters of a lake which I shall not name, we were alone, naked and ready for a swim. And she had to pee. All of my ducks were in a row.

Finally, I would know how it felt to have her warm, loving stream cascading down my chest and onto my genitals while I watched it gush forth from that lovely smile between her legs. So I picked a spot where I could sit on the ground with a large deadfall for a backrest, and directed her to stand over me with her legs apart, one foot on each side of me. She'd been saving up her pee all day, and she REALLY had to go. Her pussy was only inches from my face. And it was as pretty as ever.

I have never tired of looking at that woman's vagina.  It was SO pretty... and delicious.  I have quite a "roaming eye," but the whole time we were together I never even looked at anyone else with lust. One time, on another camping trip, we were lazing in the tent in the heat of the day while I gave her feminine end a haircut with the scissors of my Swiss Army Knife (don't laugh, they're good scissors and their small size makes them almost perfect for pubic hair). She was lying on her back with one knee off of the ground, resting it on my shoulder as I lay under that knee with my head between her legs and my face close enough to Heaven to see her individual pubic hairs as I selected and trimmed them.

The mountains are unbelievably quiet. There are no sounds of civilization about, and being there is so incredibly peaceful and calming to the soul. So peaceful that we both fell asleep while I was giving her a trim.

So I awoke some time later to the sight of a freshly-trimmed vagina only inches from my face. I think that was the most beautiful sight I've ever seen waking up. Not wanting to disturb her sleep, I began to caress her labia oh-so-gently. It was so nice, lying there in that timeless place, giving her pleasure. But since I knew well exactly how to pleasure her, I was soon caressing her clitoris instead, and she was starting to stir. "Oh, she's waking up," I thought, not realizing that the twitching I was seeing were not the twitches of waking up, but the unmistakable signals that her body always gives right before an orgasm.

It is really, really special to watch a female orgasm from a viewpoint only a few inches from its epicenter.  But I digress.

I had savored the moment long enough. "You may fire when ready," I said.

The stream came out slowly, as if she was shy or something, just a little trickle that she was having trouble letting go.

But then she relaxed and it came pouring forth, a pencil-sized stream issuing forth from a hidden place deep between her labia. I had seen that hidden place on one other occasion in yet another forest, and of all the beautiful things I've seen in my life, the memory of that sight is my favorite.  I have told of it in an earlier story that I posted here.

I would give almost anything to see that again, and here sitting on the ground with my back against a log and a pissing vagina only inches from my face that showed no signs of running out of water, I thought I had my chance. Her warmth was pouring forth onto my chest, I was feeling it as I was watching it, and it was everything I thought it could be.

I scooted down underneath her, hoping for a look into her Temple. Her pee kept coming, now pouring on my face and head, but I was not to see the tiny hole and its tiny stream that day. Finally, I scooted back into my original position and enjoyed the finale of her shower.

It was exhilarating for both of us, and a huge turn-on. We didn't swim in the lake very long; just enough to wash the pee off. Then it was into the tent for a couple of hours of Tantric sex, ending in several-minute-long orgasms for each of us.

Oh, gawd, sometimes I miss that woman.

Seems to come up frequently in various topics here.

I won't do it.  It's a waste product, and you're taking chances with your health if you do it.

For one thing, you're taking all of the pharmaceuticals that she's taking.  So if she's diabetic, you're getting her metformin.  If she's on The Pill, you're getting female hormones - maybe even enough to start growing man boobs.  Unless you're a chick.  That might be hot.

Here is my idea.  I wanted to try it some night at a sex party that my ex & I used to attend, but we moved away before I'd brought it up with the one person at those parties who had the medical knowledge to do it safely.

Have a girl empty her bladder.  Then use a catheter to put warm, sterile saline solution into her.  Then let her pee it out as you drink it.

It's going to be disgusting because it will be warm and salty.  Might be a turn-on, might not but I would think it would at least be safe.

I've also toyed with the idea of putting wine into a woman's bladder and drinking it as it comes out.  You'd have to pasteurize the wine somehow, or you'd be giving her one hell of a yeast infection.  And it HAS to be body temperature, or she'll start getting cramps/contractions.

Anyway, just a fantasy.  At my age, I doubt that I'll be having any more pee adventures.  At least I have my memories.

Can we start a thread on female ejaculation?  It's almost like pee.

The first time I encountered it, I didn't know what was happening.  Maybe a year later, there was a "sex discussion" group meeting that I attended, where you could write questions that were read by a moderator.  Then whomever in the group knew the answer could pipe up.  I wrote down my question.

Immediately an older lady in the group piped up and explained it.  I'm betting that she, too was a squirter.  She said that lots of men are turned off by it, but it made me really, REALLY hot.

Now the story.  'Twas one of those torrid romances that immediately became sexual and didn't last very long.  But my gawd, what a woman.  It wasn't our first time or even our third, but I was eating her one night in her bed when she began squirting into my mouth.  

"Oh, the poor girl, she's so excited that she can't help peeing," was my first thought.  Then I realized:  No, this doesn't taste like pee!

So what is it?  My mouth was getting full, and I had to think fast.  OK, it's not pee, so it's not a waste product.  And it's coming from inside her body, so it's sterile.  Conclusion:  Don't know what it is, but I do know what it isn't:  it's safe to drink.

And I began drinking from her pussy as she continued squirting.  Oh, man, I was getting hard.  HARD.  This was hot.

Finally, it started turning bitter-tasting, so I stopped licking her clitoris, she stopped squiring, and I rammed my rod into her to keep from jizzing all over the place outside her pussy.

I just barely made it.

I still think about that night when I need to get really, really hard.

Anyone else got a good story?

I like seeing piss coming directly out of the pussy.  And my favorite is watching from underneath.  Get me shots looking up into spread legs, or even better well-lit shots taken from under a toilet seat, under a couple of logs in the woods, etc. and I'm happy as a clam.

My last S.O. weighed upwards of 300 pounds.  Sex was, shall we say, difficult.  Not only being able to reach in, but just getting hard was a chore (I usually used memories of my ex-wife and our many pee adventures).

So, she was always thinking of ways to get me hard.  Well, she was into kink.  And would take me to BDSM parties.  And one summer night at an indoor/outdoor house party, she found a girl for me to play with.

I went into the kitchen and filled a bowl with warm water and found a clean washcloth.  Then the three of us went to a corner of the very private, fenced-in back yard and my GF watched me as I watched our new friend pee.

It was an honor that I was being allowed to be so near to her most personal place.  Her cunny was so smooth and beautiful.  It was all over far too soon.  I wetted the washcloth and cleaned her up.  "Ohhhh, that feels good," she moaned.  But she had a BF so there was no touching allowed, only watching (and cleaning).

Then my lady led me into the house, straight to the bathroom.  SHE had to pee.  But with all the fat, her pussy just wasn't visible.  But then she leaned over the edge of the bathtub and demanded, "FUCK ME!!  NOW!!"

Doggy style was the only way that worked for us.  I of course was hard as a rock, and obediently put it in.  Ha ha, I wasn't the only one that got horny watching our new friend pee!  Damn, she was slippery.

It only took like two or three pumps.

On 5/30/2021 at 5:35 PM, capacitylover said:

Sounds amazing! Have you ever measued her bladder capacity? How strong was her pee stream?

Never did.  Never had a measuring cup handy.

On 5/29/2021 at 12:13 PM, bcreed1983 said:

Great story, I assume that you never took any pictures?

Correct.  I'm a photog, and one of the cardinal rules is that you don't boink the models.  If you're taking pix, it's of someone that you don't have a relationship with.

The other night around a campfire, one of the women kept talking about peeing.  Got me horny.

My guess is that women are subconsciously trying to call attention to their pussies.  But that's probably just wishful thinking on my part.

I don't have many pix to share, but I do have some stories.  True stories.  Of pee-play that I and a certain ex used to do.

Guaranteed to be boner-genic.

But not today.  Took too long just getting on here.  But you'll hear from me over in the stories section!