LetMeWatch

I remember an episode of "Friends" in which one of the girls was stung by something at the beach - maybe a jellyfish, don't remember - and Ross had to pee on her to neutralize the poison.

I like to see the pussy. Like Piss Dude, I don't want the camera panning up to her face while she's peeing. I want to see the stream coming out of the pussy. You can pan to her face later.

It never occurred to me to ask whether it's OK. It's just something I heard, as a kid, when my sister was peeing. And of course I was curious about what causes that particular hiss. Decades later, I found out. My wife & I had gotten into pee-play. One day, up in the woods, I had found a perfect log with a fork in it for her to sit in, with room underneath for me to watch. She was aroused, and her lips were open. I saw the little, small, high-pressure stream come out of her peehole, and then it hit -- something, I think it might have been the underside of her clitoris -- as i

Girl, you just made me horny! Now I want to go build one, somewhere in Utah, and watch while you pee in it!

Decades ago, I was camping at a campground that had two toilets on one vault (tank that they pump out regularly). There was a kind of slutty-looking woman there who decided to use a toilet while I was in the other one. It sounded like a bucket of water being dumped. "How does she do that?" I wondered.

Question on Quora this morning: "My wife is secretly peeing in my coffee maker. What do I do?" My answer: Tell her "That is SO hot! Please, may I watch?"

1. Taylor Swift. Nicest legs ever... 2. Paris Hilton. 3. Joan Jett. She was kinky and I'll bet she could make it fun.

Already been mentioned, but out in the woods. Try to find a hiking trail that isn't used much. If there's a car parked at the trailhead, maybe try another trail. As you walk, keep your eyes peeled for a good log for her to sit on. Wait for her to tell you that she can't hold it much longer. She can sit on the log and spread her legs, or hang her butt off the back of the log and pee straight down while you watch from below. Also, if you can find a private spot to swim naked, having her stand legs apart with her pussy a few inches above the water, peeing standing up, is pretty hot.

P.S. If this becomes A Thing... I might be willing to go to Brittney Spears concerts, and Rihanna, and Taylor Swift... Maybe even Miley Cyrus...

Some cover band named Brass Against, performing in Florida. Lead singer announces "I gotta pee. I can't make it to the bathroom. Might as well make a show out of it." She calls some guy in the audience with a beer can glued to his head to come on stage. "I'm gonna piss in this muthafucka's mouth!" And she pees all over his face while she keeps singing. If someone is able to snag this off of YouTube and post a copy of it here so we can download it for our own collections, I for one would be grateful. https://youtu.be/M_i-A-5jJ8s

She was standing over me, naked, legs apart. She had to pee. I was half-reposed on the ground, naked and between her legs, my back resting against a huge old log. Her pussy was just above eye level and inches from my face. We had backpacked in to one of Oregon's thousands of high lakes, and there was no one around. We had spent the morning running naked through a nearby meadow, playing sexy chase games like a couple of not-quite-innocent children and we were both horny. Her pubic hair had only partially grown back after the one time that she let me shave her a couple of mont

Seems to come up frequently in various topics here. I won't do it. It's a waste product, and you're taking chances with your health if you do it. For one thing, you're taking all of the pharmaceuticals that she's taking. So if she's diabetic, you're getting her metformin. If she's on The Pill, you're getting female hormones - maybe even enough to start growing man boobs. Unless you're a chick. That might be hot. Here is my idea. I wanted to try it some night at a sex party that my ex & I used to attend, but we moved away before I'd brought it up with the one person at

Can we start a thread on female ejaculation? It's almost like pee. The first time I encountered it, I didn't know what was happening. Maybe a year later, there was a "sex discussion" group meeting that I attended, where you could write questions that were read by a moderator. Then whomever in the group knew the answer could pipe up. I wrote down my question. Immediately an older lady in the group piped up and explained it. I'm betting that she, too was a squirter. She said that lots of men are turned off by it, but it made me really, REALLY hot. Now the story. 'Twas one o

We'd been doing pee-play for awhile, and it was one of our rare chances to get away into the woods for some play time. I'd been watching for a good peeing log as we went up the old logging road, as she became more desperate. Finally, I found one: a Y-shaped old, dead tree branch a couple of feet off the ground with room for me to get underneath. Turned out that she didn't just need to pee, she was also horny: Her lips had spread in anticipation, and I could see inside her labia, all the way to the peehole. And I discovered, for the first time, the source of that curious hissi

I like seeing piss coming directly out of the pussy. And my favorite is watching from underneath. Get me shots looking up into spread legs, or even better well-lit shots taken from under a toilet seat, under a couple of logs in the woods, etc. and I'm happy as a clam.

My last S.O. weighed upwards of 300 pounds. Sex was, shall we say, difficult. Not only being able to reach in, but just getting hard was a chore (I usually used memories of my ex-wife and our many pee adventures). So, she was always thinking of ways to get me hard. Well, she was into kink. And would take me to BDSM parties. And one summer night at an indoor/outdoor house party, she found a girl for me to play with. I went into the kitchen and filled a bowl with warm water and found a clean washcloth. Then the three of us went to a corner of the very private, fenced-in back yard

Never did. Never had a measuring cup handy.

Correct. I'm a photog, and one of the cardinal rules is that you don't boink the models. If you're taking pix, it's of someone that you don't have a relationship with.

She had never been shy about peeing in front of me. I remember, one time before we'd even married, that we were camping with the kids (from prior marriages) and she squatted down right there between the tents and firepit one morning, and let it fly. I dared not show my hardness: there were kids in the tents. She was the best sex partner I ever had. Years went by, and she was so satisfying that I forgot all about my pee fetish. Then one day we were on a hike without the kids. She said she had to pee. So did I. We peed in our different directions, I finished before she did (she

My first marriage had just ended, and I didn't know much about vulvas. I had learned the location of the clitoris, but not much else: that wife would not allow me to watch her pee. So it was my first post-marital fling, and she was WILD. Just what is needed for a confused new-ex-husband to start finding his way in the world - and inside a vagina - again. We fucked like rabbits. All the time. And she developed a soreness down there that she wanted me to look at. OH BOY! I get to take a really good look! "Huh," I mused, "I wonder if this is her pee hole." I would get a chance

The other night around a campfire, one of the women kept talking about peeing. Got me horny. My guess is that women are subconsciously trying to call attention to their pussies. But that's probably just wishful thinking on my part.

We liked to do our pee-play in the woods. Of course, there has to be a way to clean up afterwards. So on this particular wilderness backpacking trip, I brought along a light plastic tarp to stand on while we bathed each other using water heated over the fire. When I got down to her pussy, I asked her to pee. I loved watching that golden stream pour out from between the lips. But this time, I couldn't help myself: I began playing with her pussy, rubbing it crosswise while she kept peeing, and the pee went every which way including all over my hands. That was hot. Later, afte

She didn't have to ask twice. Backstory: She was helping me move out of a house. Kids were away, secluded yard, just the two of us. I'd found an old pair of her panties while emptying out the bedroom, and they got me feelin' jiggy. But she was on her period. So I told her about the panties, and my horniness. Her answer: "Well, I have to pee. Do you want to watch?" There was an old lawn chair with one strap of the webbing missing. Missing in just the right place. We both disrobed, she sat in the chair, and I laid down underneath it, face up. The view was beautiful.

I don't have many pix to share, but I do have some stories. True stories. Of pee-play that I and a certain ex used to do. Guaranteed to be boner-genic. But not today. Took too long just getting on here. But you'll hear from me over in the stories section!