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22 hours ago, likesToLick said:

That was another game! Now the King is missing and it's all on the poor Pawns' shoulders...

23 hours ago, gldenwetgoose said:

I’m not sure I’ve earned a place in heaven - each day browsing here makes me think it’s not for me anyway lol. 
 

Don't worry, the so-called " Heaven" is just a human invention.. but, what is expecting you (as anybody else) might be quite interesting... In any case, GOOD LUCK!

3 hours ago, gldenwetgoose said:

Don’t think it applies in my case though.

 

... If I were you, I wouldn't be so sure... 

8 hours ago, Klaudia99 said:

Yesterday, while shopping in a shopping mall, I had an interesting situation. When I went to the bathroom, a young woman was coming out of one of the bathroom stalls in a hurry. I think she's younger than me. When she saw me, her face blushed and she quickly left the bathroom. I looked into the stall she was leaving from and saw the entire floor and toilet seat covered in urine. There was even a piece of toilet paper on the floor, probably the one she used to wipe herself. It was really sweet, I never thought I would catch someone peeing on the floor.

Since she looked embarrassed and blushed, one would think she had an "accident"... don't you agree?

17 hours ago, mickymoist said:

And, anyway, a moist towelette can help a lot after sex...

I join the users who're congratulating you!

It definitely seems convenient for a female usage too...

32 minutes ago, MC Cumzy said:

I mean I think if anyone's too young to get that reference, they probably shouldn't be on this site

Thanks for telling me to go somewhere else, it's something I'd consider!

5 minutes ago, TrashyToni said:

🤔 Why do you sound like you just received one?

😈 Well, at times impressions may be deceiving... in this case, I'm afraid I'm just the only one who missed that scoop... 😏

6 minutes ago, TrashyToni said:

Let’s say «Here and There» 😁

Aah, that's surprising me, really!

2 minutes ago, TrashyToni said:

I wish I could say the same, but I send unsolicited dick pics all the time. 🙃

And they produce any positive effect? 🧐

2 minutes ago, TrashyToni said:

Come on you little nasty, I want to hear all the disgusting details. 😁

All the disgusting details would take ages to be described.. I'm afraid I've something else to think about atm...

Just now, TrashyToni said:

 

Does «Here and There» sound better to his ears perhaps?

2 minutes ago, TrashyToni said:

Now is that a big brain move or a huge dick move?

I prefer to leave it to your imagination....

23 hours ago, Simsala said:

After you enjoyed my first story so much, I would like to tell you about our experiences at music festivals in this thread.

We actually go to the same festival every year. It's a festival that lasts a total of 5 days. We usually spend about three days there and camp on the grounds. A large campsite is set up right next to the festival site, which is always filled to capacity. There are two large toilet facilities, and the most sought-after places are always the ones near the toilets. Not so with us 😉 We choose a place at the very edge of the facility. It's quieter there and we don't plan to use the toilets anyway. We always pitch the tent so that the entrance faces the fence that surrounds the campsite. That way, nobody can see directly into our tent and the entrance to the tent is somewhat protected. Our toilet is right in front of the tent entrance. We squat down there before going to bed or in the morning and leave it running. As it's a grassy floor, our pee soaks up quickly and you usually only start to smell it on the last day. We put a roll of toilet paper right in front of the entrance so that we can dry our pussies each time. It's just more pleasant that way (I think the ladies here can agree with me 😉 ). 

At the end of the three days, there are always a quite a few toilet papers lying around outside our tent. But if you look around the campsite, we are hardly the only ones doing it this way. 

During the day, of course, we can't just return to the campsite to take a piss. There are always long queues in front of the women's toilets, so they are also not an option. One solution is the showers. There are several shower trolleys next to the toilets. During the day these are only moderately busy. That's why we usually use them when we need a quick piss. Just stand in the shower, take off your pants and start pissing. 

Another solution is to piss in the crowd - but we have to be quite drunk to do this. It's important to wear hot pants that don't show so quickly when they're wet. If you're really in the crowd and the music is playing loudly at the front of the stage, then you can just do it standing up. Nobody notices anything. You do have a wet pussy and wet pants at the beginning, which is a bit unpleasant. In the summer heat, however, both dry very quickly. And it makes both of us very very horny...

I just congratulate the writer for explaining so well what I'm used to during those festivals!

Let me remind her that she's definitely not an exception!

«You're sure you don't mind me giving you the same thing two years in a row?»

1 hour ago, TrashyToni said:

So where else do you pee? 😁

EVERYWHERE!!!