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So I wanted to create a discussion about the what the other ladies pee streams are like at least usually.

This is thinking about the thickness of the stream, the power behind it, and the angle that it comes out. These all seem to change a lot amongst women. It's obviously different in each position but lets talk about our usual positions that we like to enjoy as fans of pee.

For myself if I mostly squat deep so my bum is nearly touching my heel even wearing a flat shoe, and I wee at basically a 90 degree angle with more than average force and more than average size stream when its flowing through my lips, rather than opening them up. I'm not a power pisser but the combination of a little more power and size means I'm a gusher, and along with not weeing straight to the ground, it means I make quite a lot a noise when I'm weeing outside too! 😮 

Well theres been naughty ones with me having a wee in a garden before, and once in a barn where both times I was caught back when I was younger!

The naughtiest I think though is one I got away with. At a christening/baptism a few years ago there were photos outside the church after the ceremony and people talking, for way too long! because the place for the party wasn't ready yet. Some of us had gone for drinks before too so eventually I was dying for a wee. I was actually going to use a toilet but my friend told me she had asked and there wasn't one as it was an old village church. After a few minutes of thinking, I decided I was gonna wee outside, and made an excuse about getting my scarf, and sneaked around the back of the church. Keen to keep out of sight as even I was surprised I was doing this, I found some bushes next to the wall of the church, so I was covered from any side from anyone at the church, only visible from the car park. Deciding I need to be quick, I dash over to the bushes and back against the wall of the church, there was slabs and concrete around the edge, so I quickly lifted up my dress with one hand, whilst quickly pulling down my knickers with the other and dropping into a squat with my knickers around my knees. Deep squat as always and I quickly start spraying a quite clear but a little yellow urine stream. I remember it spattering against the concrete and splashing my open toed shoes, but I didn't care, I had to be fast so I pissed as fast as I could and weed all over the concrete until the puddle was flowing over into the grass and trickling over onto the dirt where the bushes were. My piss sounded like a tap as I squeezed it out so hard over the floor.

Once I finished my wee and without wiping I quickly adjusted my knickers and let my dress drop back down, seeing my puddle running down over this centuries old slab, I wondered how many times people had pissed around this church. I rubbed across my legs with my hand and wipe on the back of my dress before walking back onto the path just a couple of seconds before someone decides to walk down it themselves, maybe to get to the car park.

I remember feeling so naughty and horny having had a wee in a churchyard and wondered. Has this ever happened to anyone or their friends before? There's some more churches here that don't always have a toilet. Surely a little wee in the bushes has happened before?

Were the ones in a barn or persons garden naughtier, or was this?

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Me and my friend Jo were in the park recently having a few drinks. I've peed with Joanna in a quiet village street before whilst in Thailand with her, and she was much more reluctant back then. Ive shared that story before, shes slim, blonde haired, blue eyed and kind of posh but sweet looking 😉 

With the two pints each of cider consumed, the lack of toilets in this quite small park in terms of places to sit but with lots of woodland made the decision to wee in a bush easy for her. After I had been for a piss once she asked if she could come with me the second time, I went, so we sneaked off into the trees and relieved ourselves amongst the vegetation.

She was quite cautious still so I didn't draw much attention to what we were doing. I bought a pack of wipes with me and walked through a big bush and pointed to a very tight area surrounded on all sides with bushes. I turned around and dropped into a squat taking my white panties with it, with her following suit but facing me, me in my green summer dress, and her in her white summer dress with roses on. We were in a very tight space that was really concealed, but the two discarded tissues suggested to me what this spot was used for... As she shuffled in her squat to take her white lacy panties off, I began weeing a steady clear stream and rested my hand on my landing strip to gently aim over the leaves I was weeing over. When she was fully comfortable I caught a glimpse of her shaven pussy and nicely sized lips (not too big!) and flicked my eyes up and around, noticing she had saw my own pussy too. With that, her own stream of urine began flowing, a strong gush of yellow piss started spraying over the leaves and vegetation. I got very turned on seeing this and smelling her piss in the air! She looked down at her own flow once she begun and shifted her hips back slightly. We finished around the same time, and as I wiped myself down she made a 'psst' noise to get my attention and I shared her a wipe whilst I was still squatted. As we got up we began talking so I cut that from the recording, but we walked back out again. We giggled a bit over going to get another drink! 😄

It was a quiet park but I guess if you saw us coming from those trees, you'd probably guess what we had been up to. I could feel my toes were a bit damp as we got out, and that made me feel wet all over again... We then went to go and buy another cider from a nearby bar and sat down again in our old spot before heading off home our separate ways.

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Next lockdown loo I found. Whilst jogging I went through a housing estate and down an alleyway with filled bins packed into it. It leads to an open car park so during broad daylight I walked down and in the middle squatted between two bins for a sneaky wee. Lucky nobody walked past as they would've seen the puddle even if they hadn't seen me make it. I was weeing quite hard in this one as you can hear in the audio, trying to relieve myself before anyone turns up.

Ah sports relief 😉

One of my favourite kinds of both sports and relief!

I saw a picture thread mention this phrase and decided to share a story, and hope that others will too 🙂 

With needing to stay indoors mostly, public urination has been different. But there are some chances. I haven't gone in the street yet though, has anyone else? Yesterday during a lunchtime run, I jogged by a now closed retail park. Looking behind the stores, close to the road, you can see the stock entrances which have big metal shutters and large bins. These can be seen by the road but thats 10 metres away behind a mesh fence! I decided this was perfect, and as I jogged over to the back of the Primark store, I looked towards the road, the footpath at least was empty and sneaked behind a big metal bin. Facing the store I look for signs of life and see none apart from a CCTV camera. This place is deserted and its pointed more over the stock entrance, and the bins are to the left of that, so I turn around. Facing the bin and the road I squat down and slide my black yoga pants and little coral coloured briefs at the same time, and get comfortable, pressing gently down on my bladder with my left hand and at the same time tilting my pussy up.

Before long, I begin weeing quite strongly, having forced myself quite hard to go in quite a daring place! Quite a strong hiss of clear piss emanates from my vagina, and I lift my loose fitting coral t shirt with my free hand, revealing my very short strawberry blonde strip. I don't know why but I wanted to piss up the bin and that caused quite a bit of splashback that I felt on my feet and arms, so I pushed harder on my bladder to do a real spray, then redirected my stream by pushing in and down, instead of in and up. I must have been pissing for little over 10 seconds when it died down. I thought I'd last longer with all the coffee and water, but when I looked at the puddle I realised I'd emptied out a lot! My puddle was around my feet and spattered with splashmarks, and the puddle was forming a little river running under the wheels of the bin and when I stood up and started readjusting my lower half covered by the bin, I realise it was running towards the fence and would eventually get to the footpath near the main road. Nobody was coming still apart from cars driving past, who if they were staring at me instead of the road, would have saw me jog towards the bin and behind it, and also saw my face as I was half standing behind it to fix myself back up. A little naughty but nobody would stop, and maybe not even see? 😉I had no pockets for tissues so I just pulled everything straight back up!

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Back before everything got cancelled, I used to go to Parkrun, you may have heard of their weekly running events. I didn't wee outside at them much as they have people monitoring the race but I ended up weeing behind a storage building with two other women at one of them after seeing 5, 6, 7 men weeing in the bushes before the start. The toilets at the park had been closed for repairs! I used to wee in various bushes on other Parkruns by myself too about 4 or 5 times, but being very discrete. and given I used to go most weeks that isn't often. I can share these next!!!

The story will come soon, but here I am having a wee in a parking lot down a quiet road and the sound is on the link. 🙂

You can hear the car driving past where I was parked. I had my back to it and whilst the car door covered me from one side if they looked they'd have seen me squatted down and partly covered by some dying shrubs. Obviously its a woman having a piss when you see that! I forgot to take a photo of the puddle after a car came past, sorry 😞it's a very quiet road  so I thought I'd be safe. Part of it flowed under my car but there was so much it trickled across the other side!

This is my morning wee, topped up with a coffee and glass of water, splashed all over the floor on the way to work, my underwear was at my knees and I just rolled my dress up. When I was finished I wiped with some toilet paper I keep in my glovebox and this time I smelt it before I heard the car and quickly dropped it in the puddle. I wonder if it's still there on my drive back.

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On 1/1/2020 at 8:55 PM, pwpj said:

Hey!

How about a phone boxes by the side of a busy A road? People could see, but not stop.

Or, if you could find the right place, next to a railway line (in a field or on a path or something) where again people could see but not stop.

Love the idea by the way! Where are your regular outside wees?

There's an alleyway that leads to a car park that only has one way in and barely any windows. I've gone there three times now. Last time I went there it had been used a lot probably by both men and women because there was piss on the wall and also some puddles on the floor with tissues in. I've told two of my stories from there. I want to go there when someone else is there.

Another is behind the hedges of a layby, theres two trees behind the bushes I squat under. Can't be seen from the busy road and it leads on to an empty field. I don't know if people use the layby but the place behind it has been a regular weeing spot for me on the drive to work or the drive back. I've even taken my morning pee there more than once and there's a lot of tissues as I usually wipe. Since it became my toilet it has started to smell like one too.

Imagine finding a 20 something woman pulled up by the side of the road in a blouse and jacket. Tights and panties pulled to her knees, taking a piss leaning against the tree...

As for what I'm going to do, I think it's decided I'm having a wee on the ground by the side of a busy road. Partly concealed, maybe clear enough to anyone driving slow enough to notice. Will share more soon 😉

Whilst I wee outside multiple times a week, for the next experience I write down I wanted you to choose where I relieve myself. You can choose anywhere, even some riskier places where I might get caught so long as it's not totally ridiculous. Maybe even somewhere people know what I'm doing but can't see fully or are unable to do something, like on the road, cars driving by. Maybe naughtier than that example though as I've done that before!

You decide and I'll pick the best one, do it, write about it and then share a photo of some sort and I'm thinking about recording the audio 😉

I think I worked out why I squat lower than other ladies I've seen in videos and in person. I think I squat until my bum is touching my legs mostly to do with my stream. My stream flows out further forward than some, though not as much as 'power pissers' instead of just going straight down from my pussy onto the floor.

About a week ago I went for a wee during the evening at a spot I've used before (I shared a photo in that story of my urinating vagina).

Me and my friend had been for drinks and dinner before Christmas. Whilst we weren't drunk I was a bit tipsy, but my friends 6 year old son was with us. It was a quiet part of town and we had about 20 minutes until we got to the train station and I was already bursting! 

I whispered to my friend "I need a wee, and instead of going to the Starbucks down the road, I was going to just pop around the corner in a sec, can you wait for me?"

She laughed as she was with me last time I pissed down here and said "God, what are you like seriously!? It's not just us two on a bender."

After talking a bit we agreed she would wait around the corner on the main street and keep her boy entertained. I gave my friend my bag said I'd be quick, and ducked off through the driveway and turned left into a concealed area which is garages and parking for some flats and shops. It could fit no more than 3 cars and was about 2 floors high. There was some lights on but not curtains open as its not very built up and there's no doors in to these buildings. Around the corner and covered again by a big bin, I slid my white jeans down and my black lacey knickers, leaning against a brick wall, I wasn't in as low of a squat I normally get into. I released the pressure and started weeing a torrent! Relieving myself of the mulled wine and cider since I last went for a wee in the pub.

A few seconds in I realised I was splashing my feet badly, with my boots and calves starting to be covered in splashback, as the steam started to rise off my growing puddle. I shifted my left leg wider and tried to aim more to the left using my hand just above my currently shaven pussy. I was finished after about 10 seconds though. I fetched my little pack of tissues out of my jacket pocket and wiped my pussy and quickly wiped down my boots, dropped the tissue and pulled everything back up and quickly walked back out again catching a glimpse of my puddle starting to roll towards a nearby moped on the left and rejoined my friend.

Her son instantly said "Where did you go!?" quite loudly as we started to walk again. Whilst I hesitated just making an "erm" noise, my friend Josie said...

"Well Sammy was very desperate for a wee so she went to use the loo"

Then way too loudly he said "But MOM, there isn't a toilet in the street where did she wee?!"

I had gone red and then if it couldn't get more embarassing an old lady walking past us looked straight at me, and I just knew in that moment she knew what I had done.

Luckily this chat didn't last longer and Josie just told him "Doesn't matter does it, it's a girls toilet." He just accepted that.

Even when we got to more light I couldn't properly see the splashes on my jeans but I felt it as the wetness had gone cold quickly!

"I'm sorry about that I just didn't want to have to buy something to use the loo." I whispered when we got closer to the station later. Josie, like last time, waited for the toilets in the station. I joked a couple of days ago I'd use the special girls toilet again but only when it's just adults! I want to encourage her to use it with me but even on a camping trip she walked to the toilets. Maybe if we drink a lot soon...

Do any of the ladies here or those who know of ladies urination habits, take aim?

If I'm not using a toilet I tand to put my hand at my hip line above my vagina and can guide my stream enough from there. So I often pull things upwards using this technique but dont often hold my lips, unless I can clean my hands!

One of the main times I aimed with my lips was to piss up the wall of a house in a back street. I was 18 and I'd fell out with someone. On the way back home from school I was gonna wee in the woods as I had got really into doing at the time, but only a minute away from the woods was this persons house! I came through the woods through a gap in the fence that led on to a row of houses. This was the side of them and there was a little alley to get into each one.

With their house at the corner I walked through the alley and back again a couple of times I think, to make sure nobody was there. Then I dropped my tights and lifted up my skirt and the back of my school blazer with one hand, my lips held with the other. I then squirted as hard as I could to spray my piss up their wall in the squatting position. My hand was getting soaked with piss (which is why I dont often do it now) and I kept aiming left to right as my stream went against the wall. I stopped, stood up with my tights and underwear around my shins, and pissed up the wall for a good few seconds before I heard someone coming and stopped, pulled everything back up. I walked out as someone walked past, presumably a neighbour. I don't know if they ever went down the alley and saw the obvious puddle.

I actually went back into the woods  through another alley and touched myself up to a quick orgasm. Back then I was a bit more reckless and nobody really needed to walk through those woods...

So when we were hiking there was a lack of toilets as we were in the woods and the hills for the most part. Me and Emilia (who i talked about before) are very outdoorsy, so when we had to go, we just said to the others and went off by ourselves. Same with the camp too as we were a literal 5 minute walk away so its a lot of hassle just for a wee, and with everyone on the wine there was plenty of weeing.

Now the other two girls seemed to wait until there was a bathroom available. This was every few hours as we would end up in a village or just at a shop. However, there was one point during the hike where we decided to sit down and take a break as we were going at it for a while. We were sat down having a drink of water inside the edge of a forest sat on a fallen tree, then Lucy said "I'm going to go and take some photos while I can!" and got her phone out walking back into the woods, which followed down a slope.

After about 15 seconds, I was thinking that there may be more to this, as we hadn't been around a proper bathroom in almost a few hours. "I'm gonna go for a wee" I announced and went down into the forest.

I wouldn't have gone as deep if Lucy hadn't gone this way, as I've been just pissing behind the nearest tree most of the day as long as I wasn't on the path, as families were going past on the paths.

She may have took some pictures but when i got out of site of where we were sat, about 40 metres away, there was Lucy, looking a bit shocked to see me as I walked through the woods. She was squatted over a steep slope, facing into the slope and holding on to the top of the verge, leggings around her knees and mid-wee.

"Oh hey!" She said to me, her stream dying off a little bit. I couldn't see her pussy as her leggings covered it.

"Sorry don't mind me I've come to do the same hun."

With that I walked over to the slope but a few metres from her and faced away from it instead, pulling my yoga pants and panties down in one move and squatting 

"Do you want a tissue?" I fiddle with my pocket as I look down at my vagina and I begin weeing.

"Ah great thanks!" I hear her stream had stopped but once mine started I heard her splashing for a few seconds and as I went to give her one, caught a glimpse of her pussy. She's a curvy blonde but not big, and her pussy was trimmed short. She must have been holding as her piss was quite yellow as it flowed out of her vagina and onto the dirt and fallen leaves. 

Once she was finished she leaned over and grabbed a tissue from my hand and wiped thighs and pussy.

"I always try and wee away from something like this slope, it's cleaner that way." I say as my own stream sprays away, going quite far forward for me and watching it flow downhill rather than form a puddle.

"It's classic me to not need the toilet when it's there, haven't done this since my D of E." Lucy says as she drops the tissue and pulls up her leggings and purple knickers, at least looking more comfortable than she did when I first caught her, in more ways than one! With that she left me to it.

Over the weekend I was doing a hiking trip with some friends and we were put in the middle if nowhere all day and over one night too. This means one thing... women weeing in bushes and watering the wilderness. There were 4 of us in total, and all girls.

This is a photo of me during the afternoon weeing into the stream. It's a bit shaky because I didn't want my friends looking over and realising I was photographing myself pissing. This way it just looked like I was scrolling through Facebook while relieving myself...

I was wearing a loose short summer dress as we were just relaxing by the tents. There were toilets at a camping site about 5 minutes walk away but me and one of the other girls just squatted nearby each time.

I'll tell you the story in a couple of days of how one of the two shy girls got caught pissing by me. She said she wanted to go and take photos whilst we took a short break from hiking but I suspected otherwise. She was about 50 metres away and I found her, leggings around her knees, weeing over the forest floor.

Yes I was going commando 😉 but only when we weren't hiking, then I changed into my yoga pants and put knickers on!

There was one time I took a high squat to pee against something. Maybe it's something I will do again to avoid splashing... If I choose to avoid it! 

I was at university and a female friend Katy wanted to pee, was very drunk as we were drinking at a friend's place and grabbed me as we were walking to town and said "come ooooonn it's time for a wee". I didn't hesitate as we'd both been drinking and could take a piss. 

And we crossed the road as everyone else carried on and at a junction saw a phone box covered in posters. I pointed us in there and Katy giggled saying "yeah that's quiet and I really have to go". "we're just sharing a cubicle hehe" I said back. Then we both got in to this booth and Katy started to drop a squat and raise her dress and pulled her knickers to the side. She had adopted a 90 degree squat leaning against the booth and a hand on the walk to her side,anither holding her bag. She sat there with her mostly shaven and slightly blonde pussy and small lips for a few seconds, before a thick stream started blasting out. 

"You weren't joking" I said as her stream spattered against the floor and the splashback hit my heels and feet. 

"I was so desperate for a wee and it was taking to long walking to town in heels, I don't do this normally." 

As her stream died down I offered her a tissue in my bag and noticed the phone boothroyd was saturated with Katy's piss, and running through the gap in the door into the street. 

"This is so bad haha, keep guard Katy, I have to go too" 

We swapped places so she was near the door and I was next to the phone. I took my black lacy knickers off and rolled the back of my black dress up and shifted it with one hand towards the front, my bag in the other. Bending forward and crouching slightly I put my hand on the side wall and begin to piss. The first tiny trickle runs down my leg before then my fully fledged stream sprays against the wall just under the phone.

I have but I don't really. If things are going wrong I've done it a few times, like if I'm directly weeing up my leg or the splash from pissing on concrete is getting me too wet, l use my lips to move the stream to spray away from me. You don't need to touch the lips most of the time and your hands are dirty after that.

So ladies, when you're having a wee anywhere that isn't a toilet, how do you squat? I'll always squat low down, but if I'm not too drunk to I'll go onto tiptoes and move my hips forward a bit, to direct my stream further from me. If I could fall over or have nothing to hold on to, I'll keep my feet flat and take the risk of pissing on to my feet. I'll also do this on slopes. Unfortunately the flat footed approach exposes my vagina so sometimes my hand would need to cover that. 

What do you do when you're mid wee? I look down and follow my stream, sometimes steering it with my hand just above my vagina, lifting it up or moving it about. I'll look around too but only for about a quarter of my piss.