deliquescent

Just now, deliquescent said:

 ...so I go into the stall only to encounter J midstream. 

The only stall in this little dive bar had non-locking swinging doors, as I recall, which helps lend plausibility to the fantasy. 

I once went out drinking with my (former) GF and her female friend 'J'. J got up to pee and I excused myself for the men's room. I pulled up to the urinal trough and out pops J from the stall. She whips by saying "sorry, ladies was full". GF later said, "'J' is the queen of 'pee anywhere'". Wish I kept better track of 'J'. 

In my much replayed fantasy, however, when I head into the men's room, the urinal is occupied, so I go into the stall only to encounter J midstream. "We can share" she says. So I whip out my dick and aim the stream between her legs into the bowl. As I harden, my stream threatens to soak her. "That will never do," she says and takes my pissing dick into her mouth to swallow the remaining portion, just as her stream finishes in the bowl.

Context is everything. In ordinary conversation, I stick with penis and vagina, possibly "the bits" or something generic and inoffensive if it's informal.  When getting flirty, it's dick and pussy.  When things get hot and passionate, I like it guttural and lewd, so cock and cunt.  Cunt is a very old word, a cognate of the word "queen" even.  The fact that it evokes a strong reaction and raises the pulse--well, that's part of its power. In fact, I love the word because it's so powerful, and I absolutely hate that it's usually used disparagingly. I'm pro-cunt.

On 5/14/2021 at 8:40 PM, DrownMeQuick said:

...The actors may have been invited to do it for real but they would have been fitted with bags and tubes to make sure they get the shot. 

That reminds me of the Kate Winslet movie called Holy Smoke where she pees. She said she really wanted to do it for real, but constraints of filmmaking prevented it. 

Someone in Texas was shot and killed last night over an altercation that developed over public urination.

https://www.insider.com/houston-man-caught-urinating-in-street-shot-dead-by-angry-residents-2021-6 

Something I've always wanted to try is double-ended anal beads. I'm not even sure they exist, but I'd like to fasten one end in my ass and the other in my girl's, then get the tension just right and fuck her pussy. Seems like the extra tug between our connected asses would make all the motions raunchier. 

On 5/25/2021 at 6:30 AM, Theo said:

Probably the strangest place would be on a grave in a cemetery....

Me, too. Beneath a tombstone that said "Bliss" 

On 5/3/2021 at 6:12 PM, blankfuse said:

As long as I'm not wet enough for it to show through my pants, the panties stay on. It definitely is a fun secret to have! 

Wow! Does your pussy sometimes get aroused enough to show through your panties and pants? How often does that happen? And what circumstance?

I love the sound of a hissing piss, and the fact that it changes pitch, depending on the force of the stream. Sometimes it even seems to whistle a little bit. I'm getting hot and bothered just thinking about it.

There's something about the combined smell of pee and denim that's especially hot

On 6/8/2021 at 3:15 AM, likesToLick said:

Moaning Myrtle seemed particularly aroused by the presence of boys in her toilet stall, even inviting Harry to come and live there.  😊

I always got a bit heated by that

Hi everyone!

Newbie (i.e a former lurker) here.  I'm a man from the USA who's been into pee stuff for as long as I can remember.  I might be an outlier, since I'm not really into desperation or pants wetting. But...I really enjoy a bold and messy, unfocused, naked pee spray from a woman, especially if it's running down her legs. Or pissing with her knees together, especially when standing tall or lying on her side. Or pissing onto a dick and vice versa.

I've had a couple girlfriends who are into mild piss play, but no one quite as dirty as I want to be 🙂

Glad to be here!

I prefer to use the Greek letter Ψ to represent a frontal view. It has the added bonus of being pronounced almost like 'pussy' (psi) 

And for the rear view, this:

(|)  

Bad lighting is rampant. You peed in that picture? I guess I'll have to trust you.
 

The best staging is against a black or dark background, and lit from behind or from an oblique angle. If it's done right, the stream catches the light and will sparkle against a dark background. Sets are often over- or under-lit. It's all about the contrast and the angle.

On 7/21/2020 at 6:16 PM, Dr.P said:

Here I find myself in agreement with Dreadnought101, and therefore at odds with many:

"Here again I find myself at odds with many....I like a girls vagina to be neat and tidy, without hair and everything tucked inside....this makes it look so sexy when panties are tight and you can see the outline.....hair or external lips, just make for big lumpy bits showing."

So I find numbers 2, 6, 10, 13, 14, 17, 19, 20, 22, and 24 on Riley's chart to be most attractive. Since my focus is on erotic and interesting peeing styles, my reasons go beyond the esthetics of inactive vaginas to the types and directions of pee streams, sprays, sprinkles, and dribbles, most likely to come from between those beautiful, neat, outer labia.

Among other flow patterns, they may produce a neat, round, well controlled stream, or a flat, fan-like spray, in the vertical plane, which may deviate sideways, wetting either thigh, or going straight forward, which usually enhances the view of an observer watching from thefront or side, whether the lady is standing or sitting. To me, this is uniquely feminine, and extremely erotic to watch, and often leaves plenty of dribbles on her lips and thighs, for me to lick, afterward.

Here are a few, of many examples:

 

 

I'm right there 100% with you!!

Knees-together and a messy spray, a fan, or a rivulet is super sexy. I have quite a collection, but hosted on another site. Maybe I'll upload here sometime.