laughingbeast

A silly story about two hunters, Amby and Gary, that includes paranormal elements, some humor, sex and pee moments. Peeing, it's not the main theme, but it plays an important role in the story.

 

Part 1

The sun was already sinking towards the horizon and Gary was sitting behind the wheel of a black SUV towing a large RV trailer.  He was driving the car along a winding road through a countryside with vast forests.

“So, what do you know about the Greyboulder case, Amby?” Gary asked Abber, sitting half asleep in the passenger seat.

Amber jerked awake and replied, “Multiple people have reported seeing strange figures that vanished moments later. Some said that something invisible touched them and a few even claimed they were assaulted by those figures or by something they couldn't see.”

“Sounds like violent spirits activity, or even worse, some demonic entities.”

“Yeah, I also think it's one of those,” Amber nodded.

“Did any of the assaults lead to serious injuries? “

“No, as far as I know, just some small scratches or bruises, at worst, but still, the people of Greyboulder are terribly scared. These incidents aren't just happening in one place they could avoid, they're basically happening all over the town and surrounding areas, most of them after sunset, but some even in broad daylight. And what's weirdest, all of these assaults target girls, and most often occur in situations where girls have to … expose their private parts.”

That last bit of information piqued Gary's curiosity, “You mean like when they have to take a pee, for example?”

“Yeah, in fact, most of the paranormal activity happens in public restrooms, or places that girls often use to relieve themselves when they're doing outdoor sports like jogging or when they're coming back from clubbing. But some attacks have also happened in showers or changing rooms.”

Gary thoughtfully scratched his chin, “This is definitely going to be one of the strangest and … most interesting cases we've ever investigated. I wonder what kind of perverse entities do something like that.“

“I think that's something you'll become when you die,” replied Amber with a mischievous grin.

“Hey! I'm not saying I don't like it when I accidentally glimpse a cute girl squatting and peeing somewhere by the side of the road, but I would never assault a girl!“ Gary protested.

“Souls that stay here too long can get spoiled. Even a non-violent pervert can become a violent spirit,” continued Amby mocking Gary.

 Gary accepted her game, “True that. If I get killed, make sure I get a proper hunter's funeral with a pyre.”

“Gary, don't even think about getting killed. I need someone to watch my back on hunts and someone to bang me every now and then, “reacted Amby, and in the second part, her voice changed to a playful, flirty tone.

“Ha ha, none of the girls you hook up with are competent hunters?” decided Gary to tease Amby back and point out her occasional one night stands with girls she met during their travels and the cases they solved.  It should be noted that even Garry had quite a bit of experience with this kind of escapades.

This question made Amber think for a moment before answering, “Well, there's one huntress I got lucky with. But still, I like to feel a dick in my pussy once in a while. And, you know, I'm not really attracted to other guys.”

“Do I know her?”

“Yes. You've even tried to get into her pants a few times and failed,” replied Amby in a slightly boastful tone.

"Well, that hint fits more than one huntress," admitted Gary.

 “While there's quite a few cases she's solved on her own, she's more of a hunter hotline operator and tech support rather than a fighting type of hunter,” Amby continued, clearly amused.

Now a look of genuine surprise appeared on Gary's face, “Are you kidding me? You really slept with Gina?”

“Yeah, quite a few times when we visited her to get some equipment. Unfortunately, we can't see each other often as she is too busy looking up and providing intel for various hunters, including us, and assembling various gadgets.”

Suddenly, a voice that Gary instantly recognises comes from the car speakers: “Amby, Amby, one shouldn't kiss and tell.”

“Oh, Gina, are you spying on us?” asked Gary looking surprised.

“Usually not in person. The AI I coded takes care of that. But my name works like Ok Google and I get a notification.”

“Hey, this is totally unacceptable!” replied Gary in a voice sounding quite irritated.

“Calm down, Gary, it's for your own good. I've sent help and saved the asses many hunters when my systems recognized they got into trouble,” replied Gina, but it didn't sound like Gary's irritated tone made her feel uneasy.

Amber, who had been silent for a while, agreed: “You should be glad Gadget is keeping an eye on us.”

Gary thought for a moment, ”Wait! Back then, when John rescued us in that abandoned warehouse where the Djinn held us captive, that wasn't just a coincidence, right? Gina, I guess I should thank you “

"Oh, don't mention it," responded Gina in a friendly tone. “Seeing Amby and you live and well is the best reward I can get. By the way, I'm impressed. I see you know how to please a girl. Amby is in good hands.  I almost regret that I've friendzoned you.”

Gary remained totally speechless for a moment.

Amby broke the silence: "Gadget, it's never too late to reconsider. I think in the end we could all enjoy it. I mean, putting the best of both worlds together…"

Gina happily agreed, "Sounds good, what do you think Gary?"

“Judging from Gary's expression, I guess it's gonna take him a while to be able to think. But I'm sure he likes the idea,” giggled Amber and immediately added, “By the way, could you do a little digging about what might be behind the Greyboulder case, please?"

“Sure, I'll get back to you tomorrow. Take care."

"Bye, Gadget."

“Bye, Amby.”

For the next minute, Gary made every effort to keep the car on the road. Then he recovered a little from the shock, “You knew all this time that Gina was spying on us?”

“I didn't know, but I assumed,” replied Amber, not seeming disturbed by the finding in any way.

“And you're cool with that?”

"Yeah. I trust her. Our secrets are safe with her.  I don't mind Gadget watching us and jilling of to it.”

Gina's voice comes again: "Guys, you can't imagine how much I missed the show the last two weeks while you were busy hunting that Wendigo in the wilderness.”

“Amby giggled again: "Gadget, stop it. You're making Gary blush."

“Oh, I'm sooo sorry, Gary," replied Gina with a mixture of sarcasm and amusement.

"Gina, as soon as we stop, I'm going to find all your cameras and microphones in the RV and in the car and throw them away!" Gary threatened, trying to sound confident.

Gina took that threat as a good joke, “You think you can really hide from the eyes of Big Sister? Good luck trying!”

“Hey, are you trying to come up with some bullshit fake incest game?” said Gary with a disgusted look on his face.

“No, I meant it the Orwellian way. But it would be weird to refer to myself as Big Brother.

Drive safe! And remember, Big Sister is watching you!”

Or the next five minutes or so, Amby and Gary continued their journey without saying a word.

Then Amber speaks up:" You're not really pissed, are you?"

“Well, I would be if it was anyone other than Gina. But this is kind of scary and hot at the same time.”

Amby said, "I agree, I don't know if it's even possible to be really pissed at her. I mean, she's so cute. Plus, we owe her our lives. John would never have found us if she hadn't given him our coords."

Gary, carefully watching the road ahead of them, said, "Yeah, I know Gina's a friend we can count on. But still, this is extreme. Tracking our position would be enough for our safety.”

“Caring only about our safety would be too boring for Gina. She deserves a little fun. But she should at least send some nudes of her in return,” said Amby, hoping Gina was listening. Unfortunately the speaker in the car remained silent this time.

“By the way, are you going to stop for the night soon?” Amby asked a few moments later, sounding a bit nervous.

“Yeah, it's getting pretty late,” said Gary, looking at the clock.

“Great, I could use a pee break, but I'll wait until we find a good boondocking spot.”

“Wise decision, this way we won't risk having to deal with some vengeful spirit scaring drivers later,” Gary replied with poorly faked seriousness.

"What do you mean?" Amby asked, a little confused.”

Gary chuckled, “If some passing driver saw your cute ass squatting by the side of the road, he might crash and get killed.”

Amby took it as opportunity to tease Gary, “Ha Ha, unlike you, not everyone is so excited by peeing girls to the point that they are prone to accidents.”

Gary wasn't sure what Amby was talking about, “I don't recall any accident related to seeing someone pee.”

“No? And how about that killer Bigfoot hunt in Oregon?”

“Oh, you mean this.”

“Yeah, It was the first time you got a good look at me peeing, and you got so hard almost instantly that you almost peed in your own face,” giggled Amber.

“You're exaggerating a bit. Besides, that was a long time ago.  I've seen you pee many times since then. Now I have my kinks under control, and I'm master of my dick.”

Amber grinned, "I highly doubt it."

“You wanna bet?” said Gary with confidence.

“Why not! When we stop for the night, we'll go pee together. If you can look at me the whole time without getting hard, you win.”

“Fine, what do I get if I win?” Gary asked to show he was serious about the bet.

Amby gave Gary a smile, "You propose your prize first, then I'll propose my prize. “

“Okay, Amby, if I win, you'll clean my guns after our next target practice.”

“You won't win, but I accept. And if I win, you'll give me a great orgasm tonight.”

Gary immediately replied “Agreed. But, you know, if that's what you want, you don't have to bet with me. You can just ask whenever you want.”

“I know. But I'm a modest girl. I don't bet for the prize, but for the joy of winning.  But if you feel I'm being too soft on you, let's say my prize will be two orgasms.”

“Deal. But I think I'll give you one even if you lose so you won't be too disappointed,” Gary demonstrated his generosity.

“Ha ha, that's nice of you, but I'm sure I'll win.”

“We shall see.”

The incident that Amby mentioned may seem like something that is just a funny story, but it was actually one of the important moments that shaped the relationship between Gary and her.

Even before that, they used to go to pee together on  hunts, as "Don't split up" is good hunter survival practice but they politely avoided direct looks at each other.

As Amby was getting more and more comfortable around Gary, one day when they went to pee, she squatted right in front of his eyes and continued the conversation they were having. And then it happened.

She was quite embarrassed about it at the time, because first, she considered Gary just a friend and fellow hunter, and second, she considered herself a lesbian. Finding out that she was turning him on, especially in such a situation, was a surprise that made her feel quite uneasy and took her some time to process.

However, she continued to treat Gary as a friend until a moment that pretty much changed her life.

That day came while Amby and Gerry were working a case, hunting a vampire who had developed a taste for virgin blood and could track virgins from a great distance.

Amby figured they should find him before he could find them. So she pragmatically decided that it would be better for her as a huntress to get rid of her virginity. Some monsters are quite conservative and don't take lesbian sex as an excuse.

But Amby didn't want to do it with some random guy she met at a bar, and knowing she could turn Gary on, she asked him if he wanted to be the one to take on that duty. Gary, sensing that they were getting on thin ice, reluctantly agreed. He thought it would be a one-time deal.

Knowing what was coming, Amby felt neither disgusted nor particularly excited.  Quite predictably, she didn't climax during her first time, but to her surprise she found sex with Gary to be something quite pleasurable, even if it was different from sex with girls.

For a while Amby acted like nothing had changed between Gary and her, but a few weeks later she asked Gary if he wanted to do it with her again. Although it caught Gary totally off guard, he agreed.

And for the second time, Amby experienced one of the most powerful orgasms of her life. From that moment on, Amby and Gary became hunters with benefits.

After Amby and Gary had sex a couple of times, Amby got over  the pee incident, and got used to peeing in Gary's presence without being embarrassed. But Gary usually avoided long direct looks at Amby peeing, because Amby got into the habit of going to pee pretty much every time before they got to a place with reported paranormal activity, and that wouldn't be the best time to risk getting a hardon.

It also became the norm between Amby and Gary that they rarely locked the bathroom door unless one of them was doing number two.

 

Now, Amby and Gary were on their way to Greyboulder, and it was clear that getting there would take at least another day and a half.

“Look, Gary, this forest road looks pretty promising. We could try to get off the main road here,”

said Amby with hope in her voice.

“Yeah, Let's give it a shot.”

Gary pulled off the main road and continued driving for about a minute.

“How do you like it here, Amby?”

“Quite a nice place to spend the night. Plus, I need to pee really bad. Time to see how our bet turns out.”

They both got out of the car and walked a few steps away. Amby turned toward Gary.

Gary turned a little to the side so he wouldn't pee on Amby and turned his head to get a good view of her. Amby pulled her pants and panties down to her knees and squatted down, Gary unzipped his fly and took out his dick.

After several hours of driving without a break, Gary also needed relief and immediately started peeing. He was looking at Amby squatting and wondering, full of expectation, what kind of trick she was going to come up with.

But Amby just stayed in the squatting position without proceeding to pee, and watched Gary's dick with a very concentrated expression. Gary, still taking a long pee, suddenly found that the anticipation of what was to come started to turn him on.

This teasing reached the level where Gary felt he would no longer be able to resist. At that point, he asked:  "So, are you finally going to start?"

Amby gave him an innocent shy look, "I can't when you're watching me."

This caused Garry to definitely  lose  control of the situation, and still peeing, he felt his dick slowly getting bigger and bigger.

Amby noticed, her shy expression suddenly turned into a burst of laughter, and at the same moment she let the stream go, “I knew this shy girl game would work!”

 The combination of Amby's laughter and the sight of the stream flowing from her pussy and hitting the ground totally crushed the last bits of Gary's attempts to resist.

All Gary could do was struggle to finish his pee, which was almost impossible with his hardon.

Meanwhile, Amby finished her business, shook off the remaining drips, and amusedly watched Gary struggle as she pulled up her panties and pants.”

After the considerable amount of effort that Gary had to put in, he was finally able to complete the operation  and  put his erect dick back in his pants.

Amby examined the bulge on his crotch and said in a playful voice, "I see you're already ready to give me the first half of my prize.”

Not only was Amby right about Gary being ready, Gary actually had to mobilize the last remnants of his self-control to hold out at least until they got into the RV and not give in to the temptation to rip Amby's clothes off and take her right on the spot.

Not that Amby would mind, but Gary knew she'd be teasing him about it even 10 years from now.

Moments later, they both headed to the RV bedroom.

To be continued...