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Male-Female Urination Equality in Amsterdam

Women have finally won the battle for equality with men:

‘Urination equality’: Amsterdam women win fight for more public toilets

Years of pressure by those fined for urinating in street due to lack of facilities pays off with €4m plans

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/apr/29/urination-equality-amsterdam-women-win-fight-more-public-toilets

The article is worth a read. The situation has been ludicrous up to now.

Mrs Jensen, aka Tova, Tiny Tove's mother, who made a lot of porno in 1970s Denmark

On 4/23/2024 at 3:36 PM, Sophie said:

I've been coming across* these two for years. I'd dearly love to know who they are but I've never been able to find out.

(*No pun intended, but have fun with it if you want to.)

On 4/24/2024 at 4:31 PM, Sophie said:

I know I'm a dinosaur, but stockings and suspenders are very, very sexy. Do you think she'd have pissed in her knickers and soaked those stockings, if asked?

8 hours ago, MidoriLemonade85 said:

I have 2 or 3 usually. And each orgasm feels unique. 

That's very good to know. And sexy. I envy you.  Does continuous masturbation ever make you sore? Or do you take breaks between orgasms?

As a teenage boy I was able to have multiple orgasms while wanking. I'd cum, then move straight on to the next one. The first two or three, at least, produced semen, though in decreasing quantities. After that I had to be fairly brutal with myself as I ground another one (or two) out and they were usually dry. But even a dry cum was better than no cum at all.

On 7/8/2017 at 8:54 AM, F.W said:

Im determined to get the world talking about masturbation..EVERYONE at least once in their life,male or female will have done it.Most people probably hundreds,thousands of times.On a site like this,i refuse to believe no-one has become aroused by the topics,or chats etc,and masturbated.Like a "quickie"with yourself i guess!

By " impromptu masturbation",i mean like when i saw the girl doing the interview,where she just pisses there and then.Well,my "little fella"became a big uncomfortable fella,pretty instantly,and,had to take care of business..Anyone else seen just something that just instantly aroused you,to the point where you had the opportunity to get it off?Boy or girl,come on ,be honest,there must have been occasions where you were horny and dealt with it there and then?Or is it just me?Am i the only wanker here?

Yes, of course I'm a wanker. I have been since I first discovered the delicious sensations wanking brings, at the age of nine. It was a dry cum, but it was probably the best wank of my life. I had a full body orgasm* for first the first and only time. That first wank was simply powered by my exploratory sensations - and my amazement - but nowadays they're prompted by pornography. I feel very lucky to have lived during a period when porn became so ubiquitous. 

Thank you, @F.W. for starting this thread. I'd like to see a lot more about masturbation on this forum.

Happy wanking everybody. I'm about to do it now.

*ADDITIONAL: I've always assumed that women have full body orgasms most of the time, but is that true? I certainly envy the women who can have multiple orgasms during one wanking session.

3 minutes ago, greedyneedygirl said:

The scanned versions of SB are often incomplete in terms of the spermy dénouement, which is invariably disappointing because I do like to see a good ejaculation occurring after the pissing action. 

Me too, of course. I hadn't realised that cum shots were sometimes left out of online versions.

My theory about female-focussed piss porn, by the way, is that it became popular in girl-girl porn to provide a dramatic finish, since women don't, of course, produce spunk. So pissing in this case was equivalent to male ejaculation.

(On a historical note, de Sade seems to have believed that women did ejaculate an equivalent substance to sperm at orgasm. His term for both male and female ejacuation is usually translated as 'spend', though I don't know the French word he used.)

On 2/5/2024 at 8:33 AM, greedyneedygirl said:

'The Last Dinner Party' have received critical acclaim for their new album...each and every band member I'd like to see pissing, but especially the lead singer, Abigail Morris!

 

 

I don't know the band but I agree. Abigail Morris woud look wonderful squatting to piss in that leotard thing. I wonder if it has an easy release stud fastening underneath.

On 3/30/2024 at 11:34 PM, ppppppp said:

 

 

 

 

What a lovely bold woman! Thanks for posting her.

There's something almost cartoonish about her wide open eyes as his piss streams into her open mouth.

Thirsty Lady

https://www.imagefap.com/photo/1760129568/#21

I like this set a lot. The lady is attractive, enthusiastic about piss and she keeps her eyes open! I also like the kinky fetish gear she's wearing, especially the glove. And she seems quite keen about having her cunt pissed on by the man ... and having him piss into her mouth,

And then the maid gets a mouthful of piss herself.

https://www.imagefap.com/photo/1760129568/#37

Wet Dinner

‘Wet Dinner’, it features two of my favourite models who worked across the publications and films in the late 1970’s. The idea of people gathering around a dining table with a serving maid, then invited to relieve themselves over the table, (filling glasses, or extinguishing candles) is a trope in pee porn.

Absolutely! I remember one of those dinner party films, probably in the 1980s, where one of the elegantly dressed men gestured to a serving maid to come to him. She brought a glass bowl and a towel, which she put on the dining table next to the food, then pulled her dress up and her knickers down. The man then put his hands over the bowl and under her cunt and she proceeded to piss on them as he washed them in her stream. I think part of the trope was the combination of snobbish elegance with low-down kink - plus the pretence that all this was normal. 

I like the maid in this picture set. She looks much too clean and innocent to be serving at this party, I like the maid watching with a certain amount of excitement as well, as one of the female guests pisses into a man's mouth.

I also like it when one girl pisses on her friend's cunt.

Golden Sex Girls

https://www.imagefap.com/photo/1760129568/#62

I almost like this set a lot. The combination of two attractive women and one man allows for several combinations of messy, sexy fun. Unfortunately, both women have their eyes closed for most of the time. This may just be my own peculiarity, of course, but I really need a female model's eyes to be open, especially in piss porn. I imagine the photographer of this set saying: "Do please keep your eyes open, girls! Look into the camera." But when they didn't, he had to try to sell the results anyway. I do like their kinky, fetish clothes, of course.

23 minutes ago, likesToLick said:

It takes me directly to the video page,  but I am using a computer.  Are you using a mobile device?  I've noticed that many sites have a "brain-dead" version that they force me onto if I am using my Android phone or my tablet.

No, I'm actually using a desk top computer as well.  However, I'm using a  VPN. That may be the problem. I'll experiment.

LATER: The mystery is solved! I was being routed through the Netherlands, where this film is unavailable. I've switched to Romania, and lo, it appears!

16 hours ago, greedyneedygirl said:

Sex Bizarre Forty-Eight.

 

The first photo from the opening story, ‘Paying for Piss’ has a road sign in the distance that says Guildford and Portsmouth, A3. Obvious reference too the fact that it was shot in the UK, with a strong possibility that the models were also British. Not the for the first time either, and the chap in the story seems to be English too. It all points to the fact that the ‘Corporation’ was daring to have a presence in other countries and recruiting from Denmark, Spain, Germany, Holland and the UK. ‘Paying for Piss’ is a straight-forward exchange between a punter and two call-girls on the street, however he ends up with one woman, in a dominant role back in the studio. Which raises a question; Have you ever paid for piss? A friend from another forum confesses:

 

I was in my third year at University in a large UK City. My digs were pretty close to where I studied, off a fairly run-down street with takeaway fast food joints, betting shops and to my surprise one or two massage parlours. I used to do my shopping in a convenience store next door to one of the establishments, but the entrance was to visible and I was afraid that someone, a fellow student might see me entering the premises. The one further down the road had a more discreet entrance up a drive, you entered in a side door after ringing a bell. A woman greeted me and introduced me to several girls that were working that night. They wore white cotton tunics, tight and ill-fitting with stockings beneath. I chose one woman who massaged me on a table after stripping and taking a shower. After she had finished, she asked me whether I wanted anything else. I asked for sex, but also ‘Water Sports’. When I mentioned that she told me that there was another girl who ‘specialised’ in that. After a minute the other girl came in, told me to lie on the floor and raised her uniform, she wasn’t wearing any panties, and proceeded to piss all over me, directing her stream into my mouth. It tasted so bitter, that I had to spit it out, but I managed to masturbate whilst she was doing it. With the massage, it cost me about £40.00, this was back in 1982/3.

 

Paying for Piss commences with a nondescript chap who feels the woman’s breasts and buries his head between her buttocks, she wears black lace undies and has a penchant for the dominant, with a few accessories to aid her session, chain and dog collar. After fucking, she gets into the doggy position and urinates into his mouth. She continues to pee on him, there’s a nice shot of her peeing directly into his mouth, you can see his amalgam fillings. Then it’s his turn to urinate in her mouth, she’s very attractive, with thick black hair. She ends up going again into his mouth, squatting lewdly over his submissive body.

 

‘Golden Sex Girls’ is the second story, featuring a chap who looks a little like Richard Gere in American Gigolo, but he has a moustache. The two girl’s who are his companions are clad in fetish gear, red and black, a touch of lace and PVC. Crudely, they look like a pair of tarts, one is taller than the other, both are sexy and attractive. Champagne is poured, as the tall one exposes her tits and he drops his pants to reveal a nice big cock. They take it in turns to fellate him, before the tall girl has a fuck in a few positions. Then she pulls his dick out and soaks it with her piss, while her friend looks on. As her envious friend looks on, the tall one pees over her, another lovely shot of a golden pool gathering on her belly. In fact, I find myself being drawn towards the taller girl, she reminds me of an old friend back in the day! More urinating from all three of them, seemingly charged up with lust, willing to taste and give. Sadly, once again in my scan, I don’t get to see my Richard Gere cum! 

 

The third story in this excellent issue is called ‘Wet Dinner’. It’s a reprisal from Number 29, (already reviewed), it was simply called ‘Water Sports’. As mentioned, for those seeking to pay for their pee pleasures, WS and GS were the abbreviated versions, escorts, call-girls using them as part of the services they offered. It’s worth seeking out the film of ‘Wet Dinner’, it features two of my favourite models who worked across the publications and films in the late 1970’s. The idea of people gathering around a dining table with a serving maid, then invited to relieve themselves over the table, (filling glasses, or extinguishing candles) is a trope in pee porn.

 

After a double page advert for Color Climax Bestsellers 231, (Featuring six films, five of them with a pissing theme), the final story , kicks in with a very eighties theme, (in terms of fashion and styling. A woman, clad in black PVC sits on the edge of a bath, a platter of fruit perched on her fishnet thigh, her legs are spread and we can see her fleshy labia poking out of a pair of open-crotch panties. The blonde chap, lying in the soap suds looks like a member of a boy band, he has a nice dick! He rises from the bubble bath and urinates over her cunt. She grabs hold of his soapy cock and guides his pee directly into her mouth. The female model, ‘Babette’, looks familiar, a face seen in soft-core magazines in the UK, like Escort and Razzle. After peeing, he gets a nice hard-on and she pulls down her black PVC basque to reveal a natural pair of tits. She sucks him off and they fuck in the doggy position. She uses the camera well, always showing a lusty expression on her face. He pees on her again, she manages a little dribble before he jacks off all over those perky breasts.

 

Finally I found an ad for back issues of SB, 12-20, most reviewed in this forum, (see attached).

 

 

 

 

 

@greedyneedygirl First, I was pleased to find this in the text of the advert you included (2nd image):  "... pissing and shitting takes place in English and German." It was good to see that reference to shit in Sex Bizarre, since I do enjoy scat porn at times, especially girl on girl on girl (etc.) scat orgies. I only recently discovered that Peefans used to have a scat section. I can imagine that a lot of people hated it, which was presumably why it was cancelled here, but I'm sad to have missed it.

Paying for Piss

You ask: "Have you ever paid for piss?" The answer is yes, twice, though neither experience was entirely satisfactory. The first time was when I phoned a number from a London newspaper shop's window, advertising 'watersports'. I had no particular desire to be pissed on but I was curious. However, the lady interpreted her role as that of a dominatrix, despite the fact that I had no desire to be dominated either. We ended up with me, naked, in a bath and her straddling me and pissing on my body. I don't blame the lady - who was, I imagine, simply doing what she saw as her job - but I'd been hoping for sexy fun. What I got instead was a disdainful, cold, empty ritual. I don't regret doing it because it was at least instructive, but it wasn't an experience I ever wanted to repeat.

The second experience of a piss game with a prostitute was initially more promising. She was a window woman in Amsterdam. I asked her to hold my cock while I pissed into a toilet and she seemed to be quite amused by the idea. Unfortunately, she clearly hadn't realized that the responsibility for directing the stream from a pissing cock lies with the person holding it. As a result, my piss sprayed everywhere in the toilet and she blamed me. We parted on bad terms.

The Sex Bizarre section:

Most prostitutes are exciting, so I like the opening image, showing two women soliciting the man. It's a shame the second woman wasn't included in the subsequent piss shoot. I do, however, like the dark-haired woman in red. I like her little black knickers too. And she looks very good when she's pissing on his cock. I also like her look of calm concentration when she's pissing in his mouth. Her eager smile when the client pisses in her mouth is exciting and at least partially convincing. I'd have liked to see some spunk on her mouth as well, but that doesn't seem to have happened.

10 hours ago, greedyneedygirl said:

 

The film is 'Piss Service' Here's a link on XHamster.

 

https://xhamster.com/videos/tiny-tove-piss-service-13874916

I followed the link but I haven't been able to locate the 'Piss Service' video.  The link just takes me to a general XHamster page. Any further help will be appreciated, of course.

@greedyneedygirl A very detailed, sexy review of Sex Bizarre No, 48. Thank you. As the big man said, I'll be back,

Although there was a chamber pot under the bed when I was growing up, I don't remember using it myself or receiving any training. However, I had a favourite sex fantasy when I was about five years old. (No really!) It had a title, 'Little girl on the potty', but not much content. It was essentially an image of a girl my age squatting on a pot, to which I fell asleep.

On 3/17/2023 at 9:36 PM, Lucylovestoholdherpee said:

Hi all,

 

so I came to the realization that the only porn that can truly get me off these days is pee related stuff, usually solo women or women together. Thing is, every other type of porn is just not doing it for me. I cant cum to the actual sex in porn, just the pee. Is this normal? I’m worried it means I won’t be able to have a normal relationship. 

I've been into porn for a very long time. The first few times I saw a man fucking a woman on film, I was amazed and stratospherically high on the experience. "They're doing that, in front of everybody! Wow!" But I quickly got used to seeing fucking on film and, like you Lucy, I got nothing from straight fuck and suck movies after that. However piss porn, especially with women pissing on each other, has never got stale for me. 

I completely take your point, @gldenwetgoose, and I truly appreciate this forum. But I sometimes crave even stronger meat ...

I realise this is probably a forlorn hope in today's climate but I'd dearly love to find the kind of forum that existed until a few years ago. That is, forums where actual people discuss and perv over porn and fetishes, etc. Of course I'd like piss porn to be on the menu, but my interest extends to many other aspects of the taboo. Oh, and I ought to point out that I'm straight(ish)*, though forums that include gay males would be OK with me, as long as they aren't exclusively gay. (*'Straightish' because I do like to watch pretty transexuals sometimes.) Anyway. just maybe, somewhere, there's still a forum where people chat about that sort of thing.