zacharybaker

Ok thanks

This is... strange...

Very funny guess some people don't care, can you give me. A rating.

Same here

I know I thught it was a little harsh.

I've gotten caught by an old man not pleasant . Okay so me and my irlfrined one year ago were at a national park . We both had to go and of course there are lines at all of the restrooms so we go over to a quiet area by trees I go nd then she's in the middle of going when a guard walks up and sees us . He whispers something intoa walkie talkie I cover her she finishes. Cops show up and try tto arres us can u belive tht . I try to punch a cop ( a stupid move on my part) I get tazered not fun we sspend a night in jail until a friend bails us out I piss on a cop car after wards .

Yes I was in a parking garage in london and me and my girlfriend were walking to my car. I reach my car ( a old z28 camaro) when I notice someone has broken a car window and set a rag doused in gasoline by a car tire it was on fire. She saw. It and looked at me we ran over to it and started pissing we run dry but its still going. I'm wearing new filas and she's wearing new adidas so with me covering her she shits on it afterwards it got bad I heard sirens so we got into the car and I floored it out of the grage and got lost in trafic. I realize this isn't much of a story but it was funny

Oh god its hard to remember SIKE it was last year in london hotel room We started out pissing on the floor until my cock got hard and she just stped it up from there best sex ever. She was a jot blonde who I saw in a bookshop .

Hah I've been at a highschool prty in bed with two asians we all pissed about seven times we were VERY DRUNK but we had a cover