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hey there 😊
I’m still here, it’s been a really long time now and not a real good one as wellbut now I do feel better and i love to be here again, it’s almost like coming home
Everything changed a little for me, I work as soldier at the time and in about a year i will study
right now I’m in a holiday and feeling so free and relaxed that i just wanted to come back, i think (and hope) that i can stay
looking forward to just chat about anything again... and of course also about our favourite topic 😉
Greetings, potatoman- 1
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I developed the habit to pee in the staircase of a car park in my university
everytime i need to go, I go out of my course but not to a toilet like others but into that staircase, pissing against the wall and leaving again, I wonder when it will be noticed?...
but also at a billion other occasions, I try to pee outside as much as possible, behind houses and in alleys, in parks, on car parks, when I go indoors I mostly pee on the floor of toilets or, if possible other rooms.
i like being naughty and marking my territory, feels like I own the place then 😉
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Well, not too much to say actually... but I have been away for quite long but now I’m back and I hope I can stay 😅
i had some problems and it was a difficult time, it still is so I am not sure to what extend it will be better... but I hope that I deal with all of that.
So, what did I miss? 😉
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4 hours ago, timeexx said:
I take my hat to you gentleman , Well done!
Thank you, I did it for the ongoing competition to that time so it was new to me, something different... but fun!
If you want to try as well, feel free to post below 🙂
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I have another one 😅 theory I wrote at some time: possible explanation for black holes
for this, taking that the whole universe, the „empty“ room itself isn’t empty but made out of something, something that connects everything and is the substance of which every single particle in the whole universe is made of.
So everything is connected in this „net“, moving is only something like a wave which does not transport mass but stayes the way it is, just moves the energy
so when you walk, the particles are transported and „replace“ the air in front of you with your body then (of course every atom and substance of which are in energetic motion but you get the concept)
so in that theory, a black hole could be an entanglement of this net, it normally doesn’t really touch but in that case it would create such a massive gravity that it goes beyond the speed of light or anything else in the rest of the universe, because it is something that isn’t supposed to happen and thus is unnatural
makes sense? Any comments on that, things I didn’t think of or anything else are more than welcome 🙂
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Monday morning isn’t easy... but I’ll try then!
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I’m in
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6 hours ago, Rich7 said:
@Potatoman hope you don't mind me joining in
Cheers mate :)
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Just how the FUCK can you come to that idea? With 3‰? Or a fucking kilogram of cocaine or speed or meth in your body? Or just an IQ that goes around 7?
you are not gay when you touch YOURSELF
you are not even gay when you touch another male, for example your small child or your ill father you have to take care of and wash him. Or you work as caretaker and have to wash other men fucking frequently every day, what’s gay about that? NOTHING!!
it would be gay if you ENJOY washing and touching these men, that’s the one and only case
the others are simply hygiene and nothing more
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Damn that’s a hot one for today 😋
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24 minutes ago, steve25805 said:
have nothing to stand the candles in
I had the same problem, simply put them on a plate when they are able to stand
if not, make them able to ;)
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But it still kind of worked though, I don’t know...
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I think I fucked it, did it on Friday 🤣🤣🤣
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On 9/4/2018 at 7:09 AM, fannywatcher said:
dislike the Craig Bonds.
I do as well, I think the former bonds were better for the role, “real gentleman” but still cool, just right there.
I currently dislike very much:
- modern pop music, especially from my country. When you hear modern German pop music you will hear NO DIFFERENCE between the songs AND the singers as well! Sound all the fucking same!!
- drivers that don’t use their turning signals. Just fuck you, that’s not a spoiler to indicate where you’re fucking going!
- people who can’t say what they want. Sorry here but mostly girls do this, of course not all but some are. “yes” means “yes” and “no” means “perhaps” and “perhaps” than means “yes” and “no” means “I fucked my best friend” WHYYYY?? Just say what you mean, better for everyone!
- pride for something you didn’t do anything for. Of course it’s “okay” to be black/gay/whatever, not just okay, it’s completely normal. But that’s it then, no need to be proud of it or whatever, you didn’t chose it, it’s not an achievement to have black skin or love people of the same sex. And even worse to attack white or straight people. When I’d say I am proud to be a white, straight, german man I’d offend four groups of social justice warriors... completely stupid! (and I wouldn’t say that, what’s there to be proud of??)
that also goes for money that the parents earned, why should you be proud or show off with that? You did NOTHING for it!
- political correctness, everyone suddenly hates you when you make a joke about a minority or a women, even when you don’t praise them like gods just because they are what they are YOU are the bad guy...
- racism, sadly comes back to a country that should know best, what racism is able to do with people, still many are again (not only here, the whole world seems to be more and more racist). Has to do with the refugees here, still because one out of 10.000 actually is a criminal not ALL OF THEM are 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️ But that’s something the nazis or just very stupid people here (oops, that’s the same thing, my bad) can’t understand.
- and finally, superficial people that think they could judge me because of my age. NO, just because I am younger than you I’m not necessarily stupid, immature or whatever you else might think
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Did it, it was great 🙂
still drinking the wine though 😄
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Ok then, the ones that are needed here so the others would be wrong ones
though they might be hard to get... anyways I’m going to try, good night for now 🙂
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I’d go with top one, sexy but not too much 🙂
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3 minutes ago, spywareonya said:
By fake you mean white inside or simply not true wax-100% ones?
Because the former is bad, the latter is ok
I mean the ones that are white inside, so I’ll have to find complete ones
thank you and I’m out for today, good night all 😊
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I’ll look and ask, would it still be possible with “fake ones”?
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And I have to look from where I may get full coloured candles...
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Just now, spywareonya said:
Many athletic girls have little boobs, and they're hot as fuck
Yup, I know some and they wouldn’t look good with huge tits, simply doesn’t fit on them
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How about a nice large steak and a good wine?
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1 minute ago, spywareonya said:
Many of us drink beer for breakfast
LOL sounds like Bavaria 🤣
but yeah, we should stop spamming
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But there’s a post that describes the ritual, sounds good so I’ll try this
but nothing for what you’d have to be drunk by now :DD
Yellow creek town, beginnings (pt. 1)
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I had this story in the back for a while now, good way to mark a comeback imo
I think I will make a whole series out of it, i have to see though
Story contains naughty peeing
This story is about the famous and beloved founder of “yellow creek town”, also about the idea of the town itself, which thanks its name to the special rules and behaviours of its inhabitants
The truly amazing thing about it is, that everyone living in yellow creek town is either a piss fetishist or just a person that loves the open atmosphere of the town, where you are free to pee, make out and even fuck wherever you like
The founder, a man called Sir Robert Wincher, really rich and also quite good looking always had a thing for both of these, even as a boy in Highschool, a very strict and expensive place in England to be precise, he always was in for some action with the girls, being naughty either with pee and with some sex
He had the fantasy to create a space where everyone thinking like him good come and enjoy the way of living they always wanted, so he bought land and built houses for people to come there, some are flats for lower and middle class, some are nice little houses for the upper middle and higher class and some few are huge mansions like Wincher got one for himself, for the richest and most important people of yellow creek town.
The rules for living in the town are quite easy, here they are listed:
1. Inhabitants of the town are allowed to take a leak at whatever place they like to, as long as it is not to the absolute dislike of another citizen
2. You are free to perform the sexual intercourse where- and with whomever you are willing to
3. For the sexual intercourse both/ everyone taking part needs to be willing to perform it
4. Checkups by the doctors are MANDATORY every two weeks, this is to prevent sexual diseases to spread
5. Laws considering vandalism with piss are different from the rest of the country in this town, the ones here are less strict and concerning mostly the phrase of our city: “do whatever you want, as long as you have fun and no one has any disadvantages of it”
These very simple rules are guiding the town since it’s first opening on July 1974
The idea to make his own town came to Wincher’s mind first, when he was 19 years old, at that day something completely changed in the life of Wincher. It was after he had some fun with a girl from his school that he recently spent time with and they also had sex quite often, it was something in between relationship and intimate friendship. The girl was a real looker, 18 and a great body with sexy long legs and blond hair to her slim waist, she’s called Charlotte but was called Charlie by everyone.
At that special day, a Friday, they came out of a lesson of the worst teacher of the whole school, Mr. Hamer or as they called him “the hammer” and had to stay longer as he shouted at them both for 10 minutes straight, because they got caught peeing in the flowerbed behind the schoolhouse together, but only because someone told the teacher.
They where waiting until the break ended and everyone went back inside, still one girl was out and looking what they were doing, just to tell the teacher who came running and catching them mid-stream
“This damn fucker” Charlie sweared at the hated teacher, Robert mentioned “I know exactly who told him, must have been Clarissa this stupid bitch”
“for sure she was that, that arrogant piece of shit hated me from my first day on, just because she feels better cause daddy drives the new Bentley and I got in here with a scholarship instead of parents money and giving bjs to the headmaster like this bitch” Charlie almost shouted angrily, still trying to be quiet because Clarissa was the most popular girl of the school because her father gave MUCH money to the school to bring his slutty and also really stupid daughter through Highschool with good grades.
“Yeah, saw that bitches new bmw cabriolet she got for her 18.?” Robert asked his friend and she responded with “yes, newest model of course, I just hate her”, she also did because she had a crush on Robert at some time, telling everyone and of course thinking he would fall in her arms and love her like almost every other did before. He rejected her and because of that Clarissa hated both of them from that day on, not understanding how someone could ever say no to her.
“I really just wanted to piss there with you, why is that even a problem for all of them fuckers?” Charlie asked annoyed to herself but gave Robert the idea he needed, he said “wait a sec, it’s right that everyone has a problem and we can’t get this out of our system but we can get OURSELVES out of there, we just create a space where we can piss wherever we want to, and everyone else who likes it as well!”
“our own little paradise” Charlie said with a sparkle in her eyes
they went on to plan it further and it actually did not seem impossible at all.
They decided to go home to Robert as usual, since he had a whole mansion for himself, but still was lonely sometimes after his parents died and he was their only child, so no other person living there, aside from the personal
“Why not get started right now” Robert thought to himself, not speaking it out at the time and they got into the car, an older Land Rover. He had a thing for cars and enough money from his parents to buy whatever he liked but he had the codex to not throw out his parents money for things like that but pay everything with his own money that he earned, so another car was not in the budget.
On the drive they talked about the plan, buying land and building houses there, then rent them to everyone that thinks likewise, they even considered it as a business which turned out to work perfectly fine
At the door of Roberts home Charlie told him “I really have to piss, lets get inside and talk on when I’m done“ and they did, at that moment the phone rang, as the little convenience store called to tell Robert that he got a better position, as another worker quit and he was next in the line
The thoughts of going peeing where swept away and they opened a bottle of really good wine from the cellar, which Robert commented with “my dad would have wanted it” and then stared into the deep red liquid before saying “on him, he taught me how to sell and that helped my right now” and they drank the bottle together, celebrating and laughing, talking through the evening and night as quite usual, unless this one night was special because they always came back to one topic: piss
They normally did not talk much about it, sometimes try it like that day when they got caught but there they talked about how fun, how great it actually was to just go where you wanted to as suddenly Charlie mentioned, a bit tipsy like Robert too, “let’s just walk over to mrs superbitch clarissa and fucking piss in her yard” and laughed at her idea. Robert laughed along but felt a bulge forming in his trousers and Charlie noticed it since they were sitting on the sofa together, and she grabbed it, saying “you seem to like that idea, let’s go for it” and kissed him long and passionate and said “I’ll take care of that later” with a cheeky smile and kissed him another time
They got up from the couch and walked down the street, of course Clarissa lived in the best neighbourhood like Roberts parents did (they never bragged about it though), so it was not a long walk over there, of course both too drunk to go by car anyways.
They looked at the house, fairly late but it seemed like no one was at home, presumably they went on short vacation and the weekend it would be no one there...
The idea was it to just piss in the yard or plants perhaps, but as they found the gate open that lead to the garden it formed a different plan in their heads: BEING NAUGHTY!
“I bet Miss stupid left it open, no one else could be that dumb, but I’m not mad at her for the first time here” Charlie said grinning at their huge win. Robert pointed at the large pool and asked “you want to go in that one?” And Charlie agreed and meant “then you can piss on those pillows and upholstery” and pointed towards a bench with beige cushions and gray pillows, “for sure that will be ruined” he said with delight in his face and they decided to get to work
Charlie took off her short hot pants and string and positioned herself in front of the pool, spread her legs and stroke her wet, swollen pussy with a beautiful smile. She relaxed and started to let go, her stream fell slightly in front of her feet always, she practiced that a long time by pissing in the shower or in alleyways, she always wore skirts while going out and pulled her panties aside then.
The piss fell down that way hitting the water right at the rim and splashing loudly, it looked absolutely gorgeous and Robert had to walk up to her and look closer.
After she pissed about the half of her large bladder into the pool she cut off her stream and told Robert “I want to for somewhere else, can I do the bench?”, he was good with it and helped her climbing on it, and he couldn’t resist sliding his hand over her slit and kissing her.
She squatted on the seat and let go, her stream flew on the ground in front of the bench, only striking the seat once, leaving a wet trail. The drawback of her ability to piss far: she always did.
Charlie stood up and got in front of the bench, this time spreading her labia to be able to hit the backrest better and let go again. Her strong stream splashed right against the backrest and pooled on the seat, soaking one of the pillows. Charlie swayed her hips and covered most of the area with her hot piss, as she was ready the bench for sure was completely wet.
“Well done I guess, seems like I need another spot since this is ruined anyways” laughed Robert and went up to his friend and the mess she made, looked around and noticed that Charlie looked him right in the eyes. He looked back and they kissed with passion, making out wildly and almost falling onto the pissy bench in the action.
Robert decided to find himself a fitting spot to piss and they looked around... and they found: a small and cozy brick garden house, completely furnished for a guest to stay, the best and most expensive materials of course, the ground made out of hardwood and most of the items too.
Robert got his dick out and aimed it at a cupboard, started pissing on it and walked sideways while still going, that way he sprayed much of the wall, the cupboard, the door, a desk with chair, an armchair and the bed before his stream faded.
“That is exactly what this bitch deserved” said Charlie laughing as they went out and Robert meant “hope we won’t get caught, but seems like no one was here” and they went back to his home.
They got back to Roberts mansion and were welcomed by the butler, he told them “it has come to my attention that you both went out to have some fun, fun with pee.“
Robert almost died in that moment. How could he know?! He already thought of a backup story and some excuses but the butler went on before he could say anything.
„Mr. Wincher, your father gave me this and told me to hand it to you when you are ready, now you are. Mrs. Charlotte can be with you when you read it, your parents would have wanted it” and Robert had to sit down as he held an elegant envelope in his hands.