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So, if you could stop time, freezing everyone in their place, but you could still move around and do whatever you want until you are ready to allow time to start again...  where would you pee?

For me, I have several fantasies about this.   Not necessarily in any order:

• Go to a high end shopping mall.  Find a nice looking couple, freeze time, and pee all over both him and her (I'd have to bring along a stool to get high enough for my stream to splatter on there chests and bodies).  And then I'd hide behind a corner and restart time and watch their expressions to being suddenly and mysteriously soaked in pee.  Tee hee.
• Find a micro-brew facility, freeze time, find a large vessel being used to make beer, climb to the top of it, open the manway, and relieve my full bladder into it.  Leave the facility and then restart time, secretly knowing that hundreds of people would be unknowingly drinking a little bit of my pee later on...
• Go to a bar that has a bunch of pool tables, freeze time, and climb up on one of the tables that people are actively playing a game on, and make a huge puddle on the felt.  Then sit at the bar, restart time, and watch everyone's reaction.

I have many more, and they are obviously just fantasies and would never really do any of these things.... but just think its a fun exercise for our pee fetish..  Share yours if you have any!

Kisses,  Z.

So, I was chatting with a guy I met online and managed to bring up my favorite topic of peeing and asked if he ever had been into golden showers or such. He flatly said no, but he did go on to say he did have an ex destroy his place with her piss when she found out he had been cheating.  Of course I asked him to elaborate.  
This girl house-sat his home for a whole weekend while he was gone and got up to some pretty crazy revenge peeing as she must have found out about him cheating. When he came home he found a hand written note from her announcing their breakup, along with a dozen places she had urinated:  into the gas tank of his convertible parked in the garage,  into his gas can for his lawn mower,  on his scrapbook pictures of his family, behind his couch,  on the desktop computer (she said better not plug it in with a frown face), into his mattress, and some other places she said he’d have to guess to find out.  
He started looking around and saw the signs.  A big stain mark in the middle of the living room carpet.  His mattress had been cut open with a knife (and guess she had peed inside the opening).  He did have his car towed to a shop without starting it so they could change the gas without damaging the car.  But it all ended up costing him a lot of money. 
Crazy revenge pee for sure!

I pee in the pool almost every time. Of course I have a pee fetish so no surprise.  

I do have a close friend and she has two young kids.  And to my knowledge she doesn’t have a pee fetish or at least gives not even a hint.  She comes across as pretty conservative.  She never likes to talk about sex or anything like that even if I’ve hinted at talking about such things.  I’ve been too scared to let her in on my pee fetish because I really value our friendship and don’t want to screw that up.  I’ve known her for a long time and seen her get out of the pool many times to go to the restroom facility over the years.  Of course I wonder if she ever worked out that I never got out but if she did she never mentioned.  
 

I guess having kids changed that for her because one day we were sitting in the pool and she complained about drinking too much green tea and about how much of a pain it is to get the kids out of the pool.  Well one of the kids did something and she had to start yelling at one of them and the subject was changed and never brought back up.  But we were in the pool for at least another half hour or more and I never saw her get out.  I’m convinced she decided to just go in the pool.  
 

We meet up at the city pool a lot in the summer, so I started paying attention and notice now that I never see her going to the bathroom facility anymore.  In fact on a couple of occasions we’ve been sitting on side of the pool and she tells me she wants to jump in to cool off and she does so for maybe two minutes and is back out.  Again I’m convinced she’s relieving herself during these times.  
 

I’m guessing that a very high percentage of folks pee in the pool.  Just based off my friend who is not into pee at all who I’m convinced is doing it now mainly out of convenience (certainly not for the naughtiness of it like I do it for:)). 
 

Anyway just thought I’d share this little observation of mine. 
 

Hi Jack,

As others have said, there are a lot of other posts about said subject, and I have contributed as well. 

I haven’t posted lately, so I’ll add here.  I’m 48 yrs old now (alas, not a spring chicken anymore), and I can’t remember staying in a hotel room without urinating in the room somewhere, usually multiple times.  Only exception was times when I was with a guy that wasn’t aware of my fetish.  Fortunately my hubby is well aware now and thinks it’s funny.  I’ve added air bnb ‘s to my list now too.  

To reduce risks, I usually try to pee in places easily hidden like on the carpet under where an armchair or side table was moved out of the way.  It’s gotten to where I leave the table or chair pulled aside the entire evening and use it as my pee spot.  I then put everything back in place in the morning for checkout.  In the dozens of hotels I’ve stayed in since I was young, I’ve never been caught, so it’s not too dangerous I suppose. 

I realize I didn’t give a specific story, but hopefully my naughty admission can spark your fantasies  (it still does for me! )  

yours,  Z  

I get it, truly.  I would not want someone staying in my home doing this kind of thing.  Yes, I know that makes me a hypocrite, and I have to accept that.  All naughty peeing is vandalistic, by its very nature.  Any one of us that have ever peed in a hotel room has vandalized somebody else's property, regardless of carpet type.  The next guests stay in that room too.  Hell, peeing in a pool is wrong... other people take water and unknowingly pee into their mouth while swimming.  And here's the thing, it's BECAUSE it feels so wrong while doing it is the very reason it makes us (me) so fucking horny while doing it.  The more wrong it feels (at least to me), the hornier it makes me feel.  I will not able to avoid peeing in any room I happen to be staying in (I can't remember the last room I haven't left my mark), but I will try to at least be hydrated so that it is clear, I will do that for sure.  There's some kind of DNA compulsion I have to mark my territory.  I must be a cat.  

I discovered a new level of inappropriate peeing. Instead of staying in a hotel on my last business trip, I used Airbnb to stay in someone’s house. I had a private room that was furnished with upscale furniture and plush cream carpet. 

There was a heavy chest of drawers that I was able to scoot away from the wall, and after a long car trip, I relieved my full bladder on the carpet there. This was by far the nicest carpet I have ever peed on, as hotel carpets are always thin and designed for spills and such.  I don’t think I was hydrated as usual, and there was an obvious yellowish stain when I was done, which was not really my intent. But when I pushed the chest of drawers back over the spot, it looked like nothing had happened. 

I think I’m going to start using this service instead of hotels from now on. Much better stuff to pee on. Just have to be discreet!

I went on a trip with a good friend-girl of mine last week to California.  We flew in and rented a Cadillac sedan, so we could cruise Highway 1 in style.  Well, we got stuck in traffic.  Major freaking traffic outside of LA.  Must have been a wreck as we were like not moving for a full hour.  My friend was getting very desperate to pee and was wriggling for a long time.  After awhile, I told her I had no problem if she went in the backseat.  She said that would be so gross, and what about the car?  I told her it would dry and nobody would notice.  Better than popping a squat on the road for all to see.  She resisted for at least 30 more minutes, but still we were only very slowly moving.  So, finally she gave in, climbed into the back seat.  I heard her let go and she was covering her face in shame and laughing.  When she was done, the seat was soaking and she quickly climbed back up front.  She said that was the worst thing she had ever done and said she felt so guilty.  I kept telling her not to worry it was ok.  (She has no idea that I am into naughty peeing!!, and I have not told her... don't want to mess up our friendship).

Anyway, got me wondering if yall have any stories of inappropriate / naughty peeing by folks not really "into it" ?