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I of course always empty out when in the pool.   In fact, I hold it if I know I'm about to go to the pool.

My favorite thing to do is to be chatting with another mom while in the pool, all the while just letting it go while she has no idea.  I've done this on multiple occasions.  

If carpeted room, just pull the couch or armchair away from the wall,  can squat down there and when you are done just push the couch or chair back over the damp patch.  No maid is going to pull furniture away from walls when they clean.  And the patch will be mostly dry by morning anyway.  I’ve been known to leave a couch pulled away from the wall my entire stay to use (many pees) before putting back in place before check out.  
 

If no carpet, can take one of the couch cushions, unzip it and carefully pee into the cushion, then zip back up and set back in place.  
 

If you are careful there is no danger.  
 

Good luck and keep us posted!!  Kisses!

I’ve done a few air bnb’s before and here’s some naughty pees I remember:  

-  There was a slight distance between where the stove sat and the countertop. I hopped up and sat on the countertop and peed down into the crack as best I could.  Most of the pee puddled under and behind the stove.  The little bit that did run out onto the kitchen floor I wiped up.   
 

- In the laundry room, I squatted and sprayed my pee in between the washing machine and wall letting my pee puddle on the concrete floor there, but out of sight as it was a dark area. 
 

- In one the closets, they had a several large cardboard boxes full of random stuff (old decorations, small pillows, odds and ends).  I sat on of these boxes down and relieved my bladder on its contents.   Then later I peed on the carpet where the boxes had been sitting and then put the boxes back in place.  
 

- There was a large decorative vase that had fake branches in it.  I removed the branches and peed into the vase, then put the branches back in place.  
 

Maybe you can borrow some of these ideas.  Happy naughty peeing!!!  Do tell us the details of your exploits!    

Kisses,  Z.

Oh gosh.   I have many to choose from, unfortunately.  

One time I was going through an open house, when I was looking for a place to live.  This is when a realtor opens up a house they're trying to sell, and let the general public walk through to see if interested in buying the house.  This was a lived in house, and the homeowners were gone during this event. 

You can pretty much walk anywhere through the house and the realtor generally stays near the front of the house to greet people as they come in.  As I was walking through, I did have a rather full bladder and was very tempted to try and discretely pee in one of the upstairs closets and was actually inside the closet wondering if I could do it fast enough without other folks walking by.  I was wearing jeans and I chickened out because there was a young couple talking in the nearby room and I thought it too risky to get the jeans down and up fast enough.  So, I went into the master bathroom and closed and locked the door.  I truly did not want to pee in the boring old toilet, so I opened the linen cabinet, pulled out three bath towels and set them on the floor where I carefully peed on all of them.  The towels did a good job of soaking up my pee, and I carefully folded them back up and set them back in the linen cabinet.  

I imagine at some point those towels were used by the homeowners, and I wondered if they had dried enough to not be noticeable and if they dried off with them.  That was pretty bad of me I know.  

I have a fantasy about taking a vacation involving a long cross country road trip, and a challenge to never pee in a toilet.  During the trip, rather than stopping at gas station restrooms, we would stop at a hotel and I would simply go in and use a hallway as my toilet.  And of course, when we stayed in our destination hotel, I would pee behind the couch or bed on the carpet the entirety of the time.

The other day, I got to act out part of this fantasy.  Wearing a short black dress with no undies, I went to a hotel in a nearby town.  It was about 9:30am and people were busy downstairs eating breakfast or checking out.  I just walked in, got in the elevator and went to the third floor.  The carpeted hallway was empty of people, and I walked to one section of hallway that had an ice machine.  Perfect.  So, I stood next to the ice machine and acted like I was texting.  I know there were security cameras and I was likely on cctv.  I would rather have squatted down to pee (I'm not really into wetting), but I thought that'd be too obvious.  So I stood, kind of leaning just a bit, and let it run down my leg and into the carpet.  There was very little noise, only a slight trickling sound.  And the carpet quickly soaked up my pee, and as hotel carpets are wont to do, barely showed the wet patch.  As I had been filling up on coffee and water, I had to pee a long long time.  Part of what makes it extra naughty for me is the longevity of the pee.  My sandals got soaked however, but no big deal really.

Even if someone was watching on the security camera, there's no way they could tell I was peeing on their floor.  It looked like someone just standing there checking her phone.  I also wore a mask (thanks COVID) that hid most of my face.  And even if someone noticed the wet patch on the carpet, it was right next to the ice machine, like maybe someone spilled ice when they were filling up there ice bucket.  A perfect alibi.  

When I was done, my skirt was slightly wet at my thigh area, but since it is black didn't show anything at all.  I took a picture (below), and just walked right back out of the hotel.  It was so easy.  A little scary still.  

Oh yes I have wet my hotel room before.  Last time I emptied my full bladder on the carpet and then scooted the armchair back over the wet spot just to make sure it wasn’t obvious.   I’ve never videod myself as I’m very shy and I feel a little ashamed afterwards anyway. But I have done it plenty of times. 

I agree very much!!    I'm bi, and do greatly enjoy watching men or women relieve themselves in places they shouldn't.  Hotels are perfect of course.  I've seen hundreds of vids of women peeing in their hotel room.  Some now are no longer available / around the internet. 

One specifically I recall from Tumblr before the great porn purge.  It was a hotel couch that was pulled slightly away from the wall, and a woman standing right beside it and filming herself (from her POV) as she relieved her full bladder into the crack behind the couch.  The back of the couch and carpet was soaking when she was done.  4 things that really turn me on about this:

1. It certainly appears as she's by herself in her hotel room.
2. You could tell she really enjoyed doing it (not getting pressured by someone else to do it).
3. It was totally amateur (not a staged production and not trying to sell for money).
4. She had a good looking body (what could be seen of her lower half).   

For these reasons, I can't help but wonder how much this lovely lady has relieved herself in the privacy of her hotel room over the years.  It takes a lot of guts to put yourself on video, even if keeping your face out of it. She probably peed many times in her hotel room over time before deciding to video herself doing it.

It also makes me wonder how many "normal" women urinate somewhere they shouldn't while by themselves in the privacy of their hotel room.  I'm not saying it's a high percentage, but I would not at all be surprised by 1 in 10, or 1 in 20 women do it.  And I would guess a vast majority of those that do, don't video themselves doing it.  Like myself.  Even if the number is 1 in 100 women, if you think about the math and how many women are currently staying by themselves in a hotel room at this very moment... the odds are very likely that a hotel carpet or chair or closet is getting soaked by lady somewhere in the world as I type.  

Speaking of videos, and more specifically CCTV, it seems the pictures or videos of girls peeing in hotel hallways has greatly diminished over the years.  I recall seeing many pics of girls mischieviously pissing in hotel hallways, but the vast majority of those are from over 5 to 10 years ago.  I'm guessing most girls know that CCTV is everywhere nowadays and that has been a deterrent.  Alas.   

Thanks for starting this topic Steve.  I'm sure it will be a fun thread.  

I was chatting with an online friend the other day and eventually asked him if he had ever tried golden showers.  He said not really, but one time on spring break he watched a girl pee beside the bed in his hotel room.

Of course I asked him to elaborate, why did she do that?  And he said he was making out with her, and because their friends were busy fucking in the bathroom behind closed door and she really needed to go.  And she was drunk and said fuck it I need to go, so just popped a squat between the bed and the wall and let it go right on the carpet.  When she was done they got to the business of fucking themselves as well.   I asked if she did that repeatedly later on, but he said no she later used the toilet to go once the bathroom was available again.  

Anyway, it got thinking how hot it was that this girl used the floor simply out of convenience, and not to get off on the naughtiness of it, or to the jollies of her boyfriend, etc.  I would love to hear if anyone has similar type experiences to share.

My hubby is not really into the pee fetish.  But he will go down on me before sex.  So sometimes I go to empty my bladder before sex, don’t wipe, and then a few minutes later enjoy his tongue on my damp hairy pussy.   I don’t think he can tell the difference between my pre-sex vaginal secretions and a few drops of piss…

So, if you could stop time, freezing everyone in their place, but you could still move around and do whatever you want until you are ready to allow time to start again...  where would you pee?

For me, I have several fantasies about this.   Not necessarily in any order:

• Go to a high end shopping mall.  Find a nice looking couple, freeze time, and pee all over both him and her (I'd have to bring along a stool to get high enough for my stream to splatter on there chests and bodies).  And then I'd hide behind a corner and restart time and watch their expressions to being suddenly and mysteriously soaked in pee.  Tee hee.
• Find a micro-brew facility, freeze time, find a large vessel being used to make beer, climb to the top of it, open the manway, and relieve my full bladder into it.  Leave the facility and then restart time, secretly knowing that hundreds of people would be unknowingly drinking a little bit of my pee later on...
• Go to a bar that has a bunch of pool tables, freeze time, and climb up on one of the tables that people are actively playing a game on, and make a huge puddle on the felt.  Then sit at the bar, restart time, and watch everyone's reaction.

I have many more, and they are obviously just fantasies and would never really do any of these things.... but just think its a fun exercise for our pee fetish..  Share yours if you have any!

Kisses,  Z.