Couple of holiday experiences that might amuse
First was on a holiday in Belgium perhaps 12 years ago. We had taken a coach tour to a well-known tourist town. Stopped for coffee at a café mid-morning and got chatting to other Brits on the trip, in particular a lady travelling on her own. As the break was coming to an end I said I was going to use the facilities before getting back on the coach. The lady said that was a good idea but made no move to follow me indoors. It turned out the toilets were in the basement, the Gents in the first basement and the Ladies immediately below. The Gent