Roland

Premise: I started posting fairly recently here, so I didn't have the chance to share much yet, but I'm on other forums like this one where I regularly post content.

For me, I'd say that I feel like I need to give back. 🤔

I've found so much content thanks to people posting on these forums: sometimes clips that I was looking for, maybe after making a specific request myself; other times something new that someone posted that clicks with me. If I have the chance of letting other people find some good material for themselves- maybe the same people whose posts I appreciated so much!- then I'm glad to try. 😛

So for me the main reason is to give back: at the end of the day I don't need to keep track of content I enjoy by posting it in public forums, since I download it everytime I stumble upon it. Sharing doesn't cost me much time and effort and I could make someone happy like they made me many times 🙂

I always sit down in my house. I don't understand how do other men aim, my stream seems always unpredictable and I would miss 100% of the times.

On the rare occasions in which I've used public toilets, it's been either urinal (it's amazing, with those I can let go without worrying about aiming) or stall standing up and making a mess on purpose. 

I remember when I was around 19 I was at a wedding and was bursting, so I told my table I needed to go wash my hands as an excuse (I'm too pee shy). Walking in, I see a beautiful waitress outside the men's bathroom... for some reason having seen her made me want to pee all over the toilet, so I just stood up and finally exploded my full bladder all over the toilet. I'd say 50% went all over the seat and floor (or even the wall behind the toilet). Good thing nobody was in the bathroom too, I didn't even feel like I was risking much.

On 11/8/2019 at 3:07 PM, Uhate2likeme69 said:

Was it men and women?

Nope. Just men noticeably older than me, beyond 30 years old, one of them possibly in his forties. Nothing exciting for me lol

Japanese electro swing 🤩

I've rarely been desperate to pee and in those situations I always ended up using a toilet/urinal, although I remember once I actually wanted to find a naughty place to pee while I had a full bladder, but I didn't find any private place, so I ended up just using my bath tub at home.

Otherwise my naughty urinations didn't come with much desperation. Naughtiest might be the one time I peed in an apartment's stairway to the lower floors where there was nobody- leaving lights turned off ready to bolt if someone were to catch me. Just letting it all rain down the stairs to the bottom floor.

Also another time in my apartment's hallway to the basements I noticed some boxes. They were laying there, empty. One of them had a hole at around my waistline... I think you can see where this is going. I actually needed to go, so I put it in and exploded. I reeeaaally enjoyed the pleasure of relieving myself inside that box, unable to see the mess I was making, hearing it splatter against the cardboard: I came back to do it again a bunch of times while those boxes were there. 😛

I stopped doing naughty pissings few years back, after almost getting caught and realizing it's not worth the risk to me at this point... 

9 minutes ago, Peefreak99 said:

Welcome you are with friends here. And for the girls part it's never hopeless just because you don't fit the stupid standards that social media and photoshop has made. I don't think many here would fit these unrealistic ideals. Look there's a difference between love and atraction i realized this a while ago. There is a girl that i love but fucking her is not the most important thing for me. So love can exist without atraction you just have to find the right match. Because honestly would you rather have a good time for 15min or a good time for life?. And to boost your confidence i can tell you that if somebody judges you by your looks well then they are not worth your time the trash is taking itself out:) hope to see you around more we are all friendly here

Thank you very much for your kind and encouraging words, I appreciate it! 😀

 But still, I'm not in the mindset to go look for a soulmate so I'll just set by myself, since I'm good like this for now 😆

In the future, I'll keep your words in mind if I'll ever decide to go look for someone 😉

5 minutes ago, gldenwetgoose said:

perhaps it's a case that the right person (personality as much as anything else) would be 'the one' 

Do you mean that maybe I can be into sex if I meet the "right person"? Well, some time ago I would've just told you "nah" but after my recent discovery of masturbation (I was convinced I'd never do it or enjoy it), I'm not too sure anymore 😅 however I think I'll never have a relationship for a number of reasons.

I'm not really the "hot guy"... in fact I think I'm more on the "ugly" scale. You can argue that beauty it's subjective, but I don't even try to look my best. 🤷‍♂️ 

Even if I did, I'd have to find a woman that satisfies my standards and is willing to put up with my looks and my fetishes, which seems very difficult in itself.

If I manage to find someone, I'd have to go through breakups for sure (I never had a girlfriend in my life but seeing friends and people around me it looks like the working relation comes after a bunch of trials and heartbreaks).

So instead of doing a complicated search for a lady that is up to my standards (but has low standards herself to get with a guy like me), all of the usual obstacles everyone has to go through to make it work, all of this only after overcoming my lack of confidence that would stop me before even starting... I think it's not worth it, I'd rather live alone since the thought doesn't scare me that much. 😁

I've been looking for a forum like this. I found this and then I realized I had an account created 3 years ago. Wait, what? I swear I forgot all about it... well, putting aside my bad memory, I'll tell you everything you need to know about me.

I'm from Italy, I'm into girls doing nasty gross things that are usually called "unladylike" (although I hate that word) and pissing is one of my main turn-ons. I'm also into girls "dealing" (joking and laughing about it) with men doing gross things like that. So a girl giving me a golden shower would turn me on as well as a girl watching me urinate against a wall while giggling and complaining about the smell.

I'm asexual, which means I don't feel desire to have sex (on the contrary, I feel repulsed by it) and I'm not turned on by boobies, vaginas and butts (nor by penises, for that matter) but I'm still aroused by pretty girls, through the fetishes I described above. Only recently I "discovered" masturbation, as a 23 years-old man. Life is strange. 😆

Outside of kinky territory, I like anime, music, hip-hop culture, japanese music, superhero comicbooks and cats. Cats are cute, everyone should like cats. 🐈

Let's see, what else is there to say? Well, I hate stereotypes and prejudices and try to be the best person I can be. Sounds cliche enough.

So yeah, that's probably more information than anyone cares about but, hey, I wanted to do a good job at introducing myself. 🙃