Limpshot McGee

I just pissed on some trash in the darkest corner of a very large parking lot, but even then, very far away from any building, I was scared that some security camera would see me. (I’m a guy btw) 

When I’ve been desperate while out and about I’ve seen plenty of secluded places where I could probably piss, but I’m never 100% sure if it’s safe so I never bother. 

How do you guys make sure a place is safe before you piss there?

Jesus, that was like the "check out how hard I can pee" meme

Just now on the side of one of the port-a-potties even though they were all vacant. >:)

These two channels exist solely for these guys to show videos of them pissing in strange places. Because it's YouTube you can only see the streams but I still think it's pretty good.

deNATURE views (this guy sometimes has another friend pee with him) https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVszUXIN6zNuzvhNP_pPpMw

Pee World https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC147F1v7TQ0KmhCwKWXA9_g

Babu Frik (google it)

On 10/24/2020 at 7:42 AM, Dutchpiddler said:

Waterfall urinal at the madonna inn in California 

Ooh I like this one a lot. Just a nice open area where you can piss all over and not worry about getting in trouble.

On 9/17/2020 at 3:41 PM, Eliminature said:

Another one for your files, as it were. In October 2014 (I remember the date because it was a Halloween party), I was attending a gig at a club. Having had two bottles of Guinness Porter, I dashed up the stairs to reach the loos and make room for some more. Unfortunately, I was greeted by the barman locking the door to the ladies. Someone has pulled a sink off the wall and it was flooded. 

Out of desperation, I made my way into the gents, announcing "Sorry gentlemen, the ladies is all locked up and I really need to go!" A chap was in there but he didn't seem to mind sharing the loo. I quickly walked over to the urinal - a communal metallic variety - and lifted my tight black dress. The guy behind me said "This I have got to see!" Honestly, I was too desperate to care about what he did. I released a thick stream into the urinal which thundered against the steel back for a while before dying to a small trickle. I squeezed out the final drops with my pelvic muscles, bounced up and down on my hips to get rid of the drops and smoothed my dress back down. I turned to the astonished fella and reassured him that no, I did not have a penis! He high fived me, and we went our separate ways. 

Whether or not he was turned on by the episode, I don't know. I sometimes wonder if he still thinks about it. I certainly do! 

When you said you "reassured him you did not have a penis," for a second I thought you meant you flashed him haha

Just the other day I went behind my house and peed right next to our air conditioning unit. Earlier that day, in addition to the water I usually drink throughout the day, I had drank at 28 oz (828 ml) bottle of Gatorade. So, standing a short distance from the wall, I peed on the ground for felt like forever. There was so much it actually started to pool around in the pebbles on the ground there.

It was great. I so rarely get opportunities to pee outside these days since people are usually home due to coronavirus.

God I'd be so afraid to pee in such an open location like that.

On 5/26/2020 at 3:41 AM, sd91 said:

https://sndup.net/6s44

Next lockdown loo I found. Whilst jogging I went through a housing estate and down an alleyway with filled bins packed into it. It leads to an open car park so during broad daylight I walked down and in the middle squatted between two bins for a sneaky wee. Lucky nobody walked past as they would've seen the puddle even if they hadn't seen me make it. I was weeing quite hard in this one as you can hear in the audio, trying to relieve myself before anyone turns up.

God, these audio clips are the fucking hottest. You are far and away my favorite user on this forum.

On 9/19/2019 at 7:48 AM, Alfresco said:

I mostly like peeing outdoors or naughty peeing, so I like totally natural positions where the girl is desperate to pee and willing to go outside or find a quiet place such as a car park or stairwell.   I also love girls that don't wait until they are desperate, but are just relaxed (or drunk) enough not to care and will pee outside or in a naughty place as a matter of course. 

That being the case, I prefer girls to pee in as natural manner as possible, without having any direction from others.  To me, it is interesting to see the variations that girls use - high squats, low squats, perching on a wall, sitting on the ground, legs together, legs apart.  I idealy like to see the source and the stream, but I am also very happy with a more hidden view if I know what the girl is doing.

I like to see what steps girls take to be discrete (or not).   So, I've seen girls on the beach pee under the cover of a skirt of towel and I've seen them pee openly on the pavement outside a nightclub with people walking past.    I've seen girls who don't care if they get caught and I've seen girls who get quite embarassed by being caught.   I've seen girls who pee in naughtier locations such as stairwells and car parks rather than outside because it gives them more privacy and they value privacy more than they care about the fact that they are leaving their pee puddle on a landing.

I am much less of a fan of staged peeing where it is obvious that the girl is peeing for the purpose of being filmed (although I still enjoy watching) and I'm also not particularly fussed about girls sitting on a toilet and peeing without much on show.   I do, however, like seeing a girl hover and spray her pee in the hope that some of it gets to the toilet, but often missing and hitting the seat or floor.  I haven't see that in real life, but do enjoy the candid videos of this kind of behaviour in public toilets.

This is pretty much exactly how I feel

Damn. I'm not into guys but that was impressive.

Did any of the other guys notice you looking? If so, how did they react?